You write gay fan fiction all day

I've pozzed more negpussies than you can imagine

Thats it

not all day

Nothing more

it takes 5 minutes at most

I’m charging crystals right now

That would take like 10 minutes to write at most

people underestimate how easy it is to bash out a lil short story

especially about uncles and kids

I could write uncle rape porn all day

Ok fag post in general

Once again

Thats it

i find the easiest way is to just start. go for it. it will come out like my hot pozz load, slathering up my tighty whiteys, and causing my giant bowlsaq to slip and slide about as I stride proudly about the room

Nothing more to it

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@Joseph Goebbowls I bet your crystals are charged af

I mean how long before blitz starts posting gay porn in here?

im shedding positrons like a motherfucker

We were all charging crystals together in that group video call

Frank whipped his dick out and then we all did

I get it sheldon you wanna back up your gay friend

We got those crystals glowing bright

But he will be posting full pen gay porn in a few months

If even then

Look, I'm just a pilot who lives in Alaska

there are 4 times as many men here as females

tfw I posted gay porn like 20 minutes ago

I’m even gayer than Blitz now

i used to wonder about taht man to woman ratio in alaska and thkn it would be troublesome

but tbh

women only fuck a small percentage of men anyway

so wahts te difference

imagine how terrible eskimo pussy is

id rather not

Just go to russia

i bet it smells like that shit you put on your baseball mitt