oh dear, where is my butler bell, I require more popcorn

My, my...who might these pernicious rapscallions be addressing with such rapaciously

worded toff?

its like watching the natives fight over a plastic bauble

this place isgay as shit

heavens to mergatroid

It brings a saltine orb to my eyes recalling the great colonial days of yore.

God save the Queen.

*looks yearningly into the distance and fogs up a wee bit

mmmmyes

you know i bet if you called up loomer and spoke in that voice she would get wet thinking of all those probable shekels

im pretty sure she has seen gilligans island at least once

Thurston Bowl III

myess ofcourse

@TheBowlFather Would it cause an acrimonious dispute if I were to bring forth memories of the last instance where an Iberian challenged the mighty Anglo?

🌬 ⛵

🌴

I say

Thursty

How has he been

mmmyes lovey

Our little colonial chap

mmmmyes, well

apparently he caught a bit of hte local jungle flu

that's why i always send my assistant to do my dirty work *laughs elitedly

@TheBowlFather Do bid Thurston good day in our absence.

*protrudes chin

mmyes ofcourse

you all may be cool, but you will never be "so pretty you hvae frank serenading you to whitesnake in DM" cool

My my

mmyes

heavens to mergatroid, a wild bowlution has joined the fray

cheerio @The Final Bowlution

mmmyes

mmyes of course

Lovely day for a @The Final Bowlution sighting

LOL chap, good show.

perchance he will entertain us with some of his enlightened artwork

let me summon my boy

*rings bell

boy, bring forth the charcoal, inks, and quill

and a fresh blotter

and also another drink, something with 2 umbrellas this time

mmmyes

im not even thirsty, i just like to give him purpose

anyone for tennis?

@Joseph Goebbowls Now now, you know I cannot possibly partake in the arts without my muse.

wouldn't that be nice?

@The Final Bowlution how do you sir

i will have my assistant fax you something most museworthy

doesth one care for a tea?

I fancy a cup, yes.

mmmyes

oy then lads

ill get the kettle piping

good heavens, what is that accent

have you been fraternizing with the help again?

what does one mean by such things

Art thou even huwyte if lacking a fancy title such as this?

mmmyes

i heard you using that slang, it reminds me of when I slum it down in the east end

@TheBowlFather

thats great

haha!

@Akashic Wrecker seems to have forgotten his manners and his topper.

My word, I have never seen a roster full of so much haberdashery in my lifetime.

mmyes of course

Only the finest habowldasheroof

@Vic_Mackey ay then mate, i aren't always fancy with what i put about and do you know sir

Ah yes. I only shop at Roofs.

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M THE MOST BASED NIGGER IN THE WORLD

The finest top hats.

Oh, dear. The help has gotten loose once more.

wat in the hell

i laughed way too hard at that

im starting to wonder if Blitzington didn't pull a "my fair lady" on us with Paddywick.

please repeat after me

im going to say that @Vic_Mackey and pull my dick out in front of girls

the bowl in your soul fills niggers with some holes

@WhiteTrash Now, this is hardly vernacular befitting a Trashfort!

mmmyes

GMMO

@Akashic Wrecker Guffawing my monocle off

Mister Mackington, don't drag the good Trashfort name through the mud

good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out

Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy

@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.

That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.

I need whippits

My apologies Sir Mackington.

shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?

@Akashic Wrecker *Huwhippits

they sell whippits right around the corner from me

i have to talk myself into not going there all the time

mmyes

Whomst've needeth sweets of the chocolate variety at this current moment?

i could, most indubitably so

mmmyes

victoria go to sleep smh

I had my people research Blitzington