Tfw they will one day think your chink tea is cannabis

@transience

Enjoy jail

really makes u <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Goto act

They are cool with canabis

Btw how fucked is your sleep schedual atm from 1 to 10 @transience

Is it @zambz tier

10 by normie standards, 0 by NEET standards

I went to bed at 3pm and woke up at 9pm <:thonk:288060975775612929>

I do nothing between these hours anyway

fine by me <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Went to bed at midnight woke up 6am

normie

Ik

0:25 here im gonna try to get sleep

>not waking up just 10 minutes before school and turning up looking like shit

I wake up 30 minbefoee myt bus

I slept through classes more than I'd like to admit

Gn

I dont want to end up as zambz

😟

I saw those selfies

I think zambaz is sleeping

tfw ywn have these chad tier eyebags

@zambz

Sleeping???

Ping him

He is slacking lol

Sad!

Fucking normies walk so slowly

@fedora

I was worried for second good to see that you are up! @zambz

ok

what happened

he slept 😦

it's the narcolepsy setting in

henlo

im still here

@zambz hello

Fucking normies

24 hour news was a mistake

agreed

Guys guys my school is doing a live survey

Who wants the libnk

link me

Can't they put a limit on it

300 isers

I didn't get to vote

r8 hotel view

who would have thought razer was capable of making something that looks nice

even their keyboard looks far less gay in white

but muh green and black

without the logo

i might have even bought the laptop

pretty trivial to cover up the logo on the laptop

their ultrabooks are gorgeous i dont even care

its just a matter of principal that they refuse to remove it

We're not their target

I would imagine almost all of their money comes from children

I just got a magicforce with outemu blacks after previously only having used gateron blues and cherry reds and these things are awesome. They are so heavy that they almost feel like they're pushing back up on my fingers. Way less tiring to use than the gat blue

And then there's me, wanting to try something even lighter than Gateron Reds

That said, I haven't tried anything heavier than gat blues

which I did find a little fatiguing to be perfectly honest

@Deleted User henlo

@transience king of wristlets, chancellor of handlets, first chairman of fingerlets

hey im home alone and i have no idea how to cook, can you guys help me with meals for 1

yes

ramen

i have ramen but idont want to eat like 8 packets

i love ramen

FTFY

also can't do much with mouldy schmouldy.

@dappleface order a takeaway to help the local economy

I had takeout last night

google "recipes for useless people"

that should give ya some

or what is the english term for people who cant/dont know basics of life ?

we in finland have own word for them "uusavuton" roughly translates as "new helpless/hopeless?"

children

nah that term is used from "adults" here

who dont know how basic car tire changes nor oils

nor how to cook or switch lightbulb

>or what is the english term for people who cant/dont know basics of life ?
autistic

nah its more for just ignorant/"my baba pays and does everything for me"

sheltered then?

mmm

for a first corse im having ramen 2nd some kinmda pasta and then noodles

yeah thats nice term for them @transience

even tho term sheltered blames mostly parents from it

@dappleface do you have a fake tracking code from ali for my phone <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

yeah 420696969

@dappleface start easy with penne al arrabiata

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

i made my food and i didnt die

@dappleface how many servers are you in niqqa

not enough

18

btw the pasta was absolute shit

dont eat in your room u naughty boy

tfw in 70 or so servers

tfw butt hurts

Are GTX 275s worth anything at all these days?

scrap metal <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Kinda figured.

hey uh people that are of drinking age, my beer has shit in the bottom of it and it floats and mixes in, drink or pass

someone roofied you

throw your non alcoholic beer away you underage fuck

wait no autistic question, you will tell me the shit that will probably resault in my geing sicjk

>resault

lay off the budweiser pal

tfw i speak better english than aussie private school kid

1.2 standard dfrinks

work on your wrist game m8

@dappleface what kind of beer? it is pretty normal for white beer

uhh it is the CHANCER Golcern ale

do you think we know aussie hipster beer brands

take picture of bottle

clear picture

its a blond therefore normal

i dont see anything wrong with that bottle

ok

thats normal

it tastes like shit

you taste like shit

yeah it tastes _Really_ shit

thats why underages dont drink beer

then again dapple's first beer

duh

@dappleface describe the taste more accurately

@JHWH babys first ale beer

and he is like 11

Stuff floating in beer = beer has not been filtered. No big deal.

ale =! beer, if you ask me and I dont like blonds either

@dappleface spiked/10

tfw main beer drinking age was 15-18

Filtered beer is perfectly normal. Unfiltered beer is perfectly normal.

>mfw i like vodka more than beer

tfw been buying 20 packs of strongbow online discretely and having a cheeky drink every other night of my neetdom

btw i finished the bottle

@dappleface inb4 95% orange juice 5% vodka

t. been to 12 year old parties

you finished it in 5 mins?

yup

thats not how you drink beer son

we have a binge drinker in the making

99% coca cola 1% vodka @transience

^this

tbh

"wow man im so drunk!"

nah nah nah 50% 7-11 slushie 49% red bull 1% vodks

me being the lightweight I am actually got drunk from a few sips of straight up smirnov

>vodka redbull
pucci

it's literally a girl's drink

says the modafinil addict

im 15 stfu

I haven't touched moda in 4 months

maybe 3

vodka and energy drink is fine stfu

dont bully

gay

makes me feel more ebin

says the cider connaisseur

tru

What on earth makes a tasty drink "illegitimate"?

"HURR DURR IT HAS TO TASTE LIKE A RAT'S ANUS!"

unironically drinking strongbow and not bulmers

it's not illegitimate

it's like liking traps

jägermaister and energy drinks is fine too

and believing they're not gay

nothing wrong with it in itself

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

jägermaister and energy drinks is better tbh

Meister*

yea typo

Don't rape the glorious Deutsche language.

\o.

i really like the whole 7-11 thing where you mix 7-11 with vodka, because then i can drink near parents and friends

>near parents

but why

underage

>not haveing your parents bully you into drinking

>non-drinking cultures

phew

mum is gone for 4 more hours and dad for 2 more days

tfw chink parents get drunk and can't tell you're drunk

i drink the most when I am around my parents

I have to

and im an adult
feelsbadman

@transience i heard in youtube videos that chinks like to get hardcore wasted

reason why finns and chinks make most powerful combo ever

its true especially for the working class

same with gooks

which ones chinks and which ones gooks

although I suspect it's only because we get wasted after half a beer

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

@fedora Purebred Finns will have the upper hand though.

Since they tolerate alcohol better.

yes this tbh

i dont get wasted easily

tfw no nhs to save me when baijiu inevitably kills me in china

i have to try to get wasted

that cmilk guy had an allergic reaction to a dodgy baijiu

i need some yt content for my 2nd monitor any ideas

youtube?

yup

Druaga1
https://www.youtube.com/user/Druaga1

Modern Vintage Gamer
https://www.youtube.com/user/jimako123

TechTablets
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

quidsup
https://www.youtube.com/user/quidsup

BigClive
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

danooct1
https://www.youtube.com/user/danooct1

LGR
https://www.youtube.com/user/phreakindee

Nostalgia Nerd
https://www.youtube.com/user/nostalgianerdvideos

FFCossag
https://www.youtube.com/user/FFcossag

OddityArchive
https://www.youtube.com/user/OddityArchive

VWestlife
https://www.youtube.com/user/vwestlife

Techmoan
https://www.youtube.com/user/Techmoan

lmull3
https://www.youtube.com/user/lmull3

N-O-D-E
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvrLvII5oxSWEMEkszrxXEA

uxwbill
https://www.youtube.com/user/uxwbill

Luke Smith
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2eYFnH61tmytImy1mTYvhA

Maxxarcade
https://www.youtube.com/user/Maxxarcade

Cube Computer Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/CubeComputerChannel

im Up to date with most of them allready

well the ones that intrest me anywy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWiHJYoHWyO56dlo_vjTleA

@dappleface https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg this guy is pretty good tbh

^

i have seen all his vids

and donated

like music and shit is what i want

>all his vids
I'm so sorry

jsut stuff i can put on auto play

_its overglorified background noise_ i want

/a/ is right after all

last thing i heard is that he s a scottish jew on a cruisade against lithuanian whistleblowers

rec threads are cancer

jesus fucking christ

just search music livestream or something

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsqjHFMB_JYTaEnf_vmTNqg
this is pretty good channel if you are intrested in cars

https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/videos

Thousands of hours of shit. 👍

I think I'm doing it right

>ubuntu unity

you are not doing it right

actually fuck off

that keyboard

i havent even changed the DE yet

>yet

yeah i know right super old HP mechanical keyboard with dust inbetween all keys

We all know it's never happening.

daily reminder

@kontroll pick a decent DE and ill change it now

I don't use a DE.

install i3

brb i have to run ``` find / -name"*unity*" |xargs rm -rf```

install openbox

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzS1UCCmhf0K5AT6-r7O3dw