It is time for lots of rakija and dancing

splendid after I saw you, my precious darling <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw

Kek d

I hope you faggots will be having a lovely new year's eve with close friends and family <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

because I'm the only one still here in my uni flat of 8 people <:alithink:327930371796893698>

it's comfy tbh

@johnfrum perogies are <:aliOK:251417852156837888> 👌 <:aliOK:251417852156837888> 👌

2hr45m left till 2018 and I'm on the tequila

@Iren Masot that video is fucking excellent

👌 my cousin has a penchant for finding these

@transience I'd invite you over, but I don't really like people. 👍🏿

He also has a penchant for thinking King Crimson is anything other than trash, even though Robert Fripp's solo album is excellent

@kontroll don't be a cunt

Let's be merry together

@Obolon Prime I am what nature made me, my friend.

@kontroll a right and royal cunt

Royal? 😊

@kontroll's avatar is a goat, of course they're malevolent

You are what you eat, *heeeeeey*

2hr30m left

I'm in Serbia celebrating with someone else's family

Because I have a terrible relationship with mine

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Hey, are any of you in the Tauranga area and have not much to do on a lazy Wednesday afternoon?

I redact this request

Wednesday gonna piss down raining

Cannot play the cricket in the rain

Anyone around London want to meet up for a drink and talk about fidget spinners as we count down to the new year? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Needless to say, bring your fidget spinners and baofeng radios

Transcience 2 lonely

*sigh*

such a shame tripfag got banned

no UK meetup ever

Rip

I'll go to London eventually

1hr36m left till 2018 and I'm still on the tequila

It's only 7:30 here

Have fun in the future

@TCxUFATIME cheers

10:38

Good morning everyone

Jap friend

This should be good for my beacon spammer

Kek

@ОБОЛОНЬ#5704 >reddit

@transience ok mate

I, too, browse /r/relationships 😖

*sigh*

last day of 2017 and no girlfriend to show for it <:hms:311152554618912768>

maybe I should just give up and go for a trap next year

siiigghhh

why do you have to remind me everywhere i go

i had good new years eve before you had to remind me

@transience Porn, yo.

Way cheaper than a woman. Less hassle.

Alt+F4 when you're done.

Ezpz.

>wake up in prague
>still no meetup
sighhhh

If you knock up a girl there, how many Praguenancy jokes are you entitled to?

>knock up girl
who are we kidding here

Happy new year or something

Auckland, New Zealand

@Obolon Prime Dear friend, happy new year

what does 2018 look like so far?

@Cole Dark

Maybe because it's midnight

good

oh.

A bit of Contreau

And overstayed Christmas decorations

Merry new year boys

>dock
>scratch screen
👌

you're now extra aware of this

and now you breathe manually

remember to blink

@spaqin you're living manually

you have to make choices yourself

_there is no autopilot_

no

Nononono

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

does it mean i cannot automatically end my life in case of a fatal failure

@Cole but free will is an illusion <:alithink:327930371796893698>

@spaqin you have to pull the trigger yourself

@Lynxoid ferrets are an illusion

HA

BTFO

oh nnnnnooooooooooooooo

@Julian what's up slut

how will furfags ever recover

nothing babe

why is there jumpstyle in my google play music recommendations

in which point in life have I fucked up

>not spoopify

you deserved this

What

No

Spotify is shit

Google play music 4 lyf

@Julian Google Music was here first

and cheaper

I'm still on the early access plan, early subscribers got it cheaper

then spotify rushed it, but they were more expensive

so fuck spotify

chinks are an illusion tbh

RUDE

<:chink:323022148870602752>

yfw it's actually Jeff Bezos selling us amazon stuff only shipped from china

spotify 4 lyfe

idk i hate the ads on desktop

I use this https://github.com/Xeroday/Spotify-Ad-Blocker

adds the ad servers to hosts file

ads be gone

smh just get that pi box thing and install the network adblocker on that

one beautiful day i'm gonna do that

i just use a russian cracked apk on android

lmao say goodbye to your data

>russian

is just compiled lucky patched apk

wait are you not polish?

Russia is an illusion

how tf is a polandman using russian software

apply yourself

>having your phone mined for pictures of your girlfriend for dimitri

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i'm afraid of americans getting my data

spaqin exposed

not a real pole

Spooki burgermen

poles love america

and a lil bit of chinks

chinks are dirty

but are my secrets dirtier

<:chink:323022148870602752>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp7vCmT4CAI

*Cole is typing...*

👋

still 31 here

@Lynxoid no

👋

31 too

I bet I will still have no girlfriend on 01

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

You called?

but

0⃣ 1⃣

you can become the girlfriend

don't worry

Geeee efffffff

it means you will be also alone on valentine's

yes but if u become the gf, you can play with urself

yes

I checked my uni timetable and I will have a chink lecturer next term <:chink:323022148870602752>

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

guys I bought pubg I'm so retarded <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

I've been drunk yesterday and it's too late to refund it

Lol

Enjoy your glitched out piece of shit of a game with a tryhard community

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

@BIRDzone well

good time to fucking play me

@Lynxoid actually since 1.0 the game is p good I have no complaints

@transience bring as many xiaomi things to the lectures as you can

literally drag the xiaomi humifier with you

humidifier*

i kinda enjoyed it, kinda hated it, its not a thing I'd play 24/7 though. but its alright I guess

if you mute voice chat that is

mute in lobby otherwise it's good

1.0, especially on miramar (the mexican map), is fun as hell

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

>walk outside my uni accomodation
>hear two CHINKS talking to each other completely in ENGLISH

wanna team up against some scrubs

well that's a first

I'm not home atm but sure eventually

Third shot of rakija

@TCxUFATIME

Giv friend code

You addict

fucking nintenyearolds

Ikr

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

fedora tier

@JHWH what the fuck

prague soft drinks meetup

I mean

He means

if I had an energy drinks company I'd market it to the fucking twelve year olds too

Such cringe

of course it's unhealthy for them

but they also really want it

so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>using plebbit tier memes

>on energy drinks

Those aren't even Reddit

It's 9gag

2018 is here bois

these are facebook

true

These are transcience

i doubt most of their audience are even old enough to remember these rage comic tier memes

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

@Deleted User you're pointing arrows here but the owner of that company most likely drives a lamborghini

i remember those memes in high school

*Cole is typing...*

@Cole DELET

'no'

:)

if he wasnt such a meme, he could be flying in a private jet instead

if he wasn't a meme he wouldn't penetrate the energy drink market anymore

the majority of it is owned by red bull, the rest by monster, rockstart and the likes

@Cole party power shill

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

there's no room to be successful unless you market it towards the stupid 12 year old fucks

well that makes sence

i think we should consult an expert

"high school fuel"

@fedora what do you make of this

then again marketing to normies in general is not as hard

@Deleted User tbh if I was to shill an energy drink, I'd shill Tiger: https://groceries.morrisons.com/productImages/234/234127011_0_640x640.jpg?identifier=efa735bca1a40fd58bbc734452a394f7

Isn't high school fuel Adderall

literally the same taste as a red bull

but 1/3 of the price

just get something cancerous and pander it to normies

hello guys

@Cole 👌

👋

👋

👋

sometimes a drink monster

Meme energy drinks <:smail:379313786193969152>

hapy new year every1

i mostly stick to cofee nowadays

Gee eff energy drink

@z3rk 12pm over there?

nah

mfw Tiger is a polish brand

9:28 am here

modafinil <:alithink:327930371796893698>

Happy new year in AEST everybody

3:28 here

@spaqin import some energy drinks for me family

korean?

@Droidbot happy new 2018