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2017-12-18 21:06:52 UTC

csg 1st meetup ends in tragedy

2017-12-18 21:07:18 UTC

will @iโ—‹bas be the host

2017-12-18 21:07:27 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2017-12-18 21:13:56 UTC

I want a meetup in Europe

2017-12-18 21:14:07 UTC

deets can tell everyone about how their sanctioned deaths were both by fate and every second longer they spent alive would have been tantamount to torture

2017-12-18 21:14:19 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-18 21:14:39 UTC

@Shrimpf finland is in europe

2017-12-18 21:14:41 UTC

dohohohoho

2017-12-18 21:15:05 UTC

I thought finland was in the muslim part of china

2017-12-18 21:15:11 UTC

How do i share server?

2017-12-18 21:15:11 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-18 21:15:16 UTC

a friend of mine wants to enter

2017-12-18 21:15:18 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 21:15:27 UTC

No Finland is the slavic part of Arabia

2017-12-18 21:15:56 UTC

@Deleted User copy and paste the link from the OP of /csg/

2017-12-18 21:16:01 UTC

true

2017-12-18 21:16:11 UTC

i wanted to see if i could do it from here doe

2017-12-18 21:16:12 UTC

RIP

2017-12-18 21:16:43 UTC

actualy no .. link him to thread first

2017-12-18 21:17:00 UTC

^will do

2017-12-18 21:18:03 UTC

meeeetuuup <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-12-18 21:18:48 UTC

Meeeetup

2017-12-18 21:18:52 UTC

<:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-12-18 21:19:41 UTC

kek @ Ubishit trying desperately to give away their trash.

2017-12-18 21:20:31 UTC
2017-12-18 21:20:32 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 21:20:49 UTC

Auslรคnder <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-18 21:20:57 UTC

wew

2017-12-18 21:21:03 UTC

Ja

2017-12-18 22:05:06 UTC

BELIEVe in yourself

2017-12-18 22:13:36 UTC

I will go to Germany

2017-12-18 22:13:46 UTC

And see @JHWH

2017-12-18 22:13:58 UTC

We can get gay married in Germany now

2017-12-18 22:16:51 UTC

>inb4 your roided penis takes over and you mangle histiny kraut body like Lenny

2017-12-18 22:16:55 UTC

>gays get married in germany
>marriage licence is publicly availible
>innocent muslims look at register and see all gay marriages
>Gays no longer alive

2017-12-18 22:17:13 UTC

real talk tho thats cool AF

2017-12-18 22:17:16 UTC

i hope peopl are happy

2017-12-18 22:20:35 UTC

Kek

2017-12-18 22:20:51 UTC

>Publicly available
>Nazis 2.0 know where to go straight away

2017-12-18 22:37:48 UTC

I got a Suica card with my secret santa thing

2017-12-18 22:37:55 UTC

But Xiaomi phones don't have NFC

2017-12-18 22:37:56 UTC

Fuck

2017-12-18 22:38:05 UTC

(amoungst other things)

2017-12-18 22:38:12 UTC

meetup โ˜บ

2017-12-18 22:39:05 UTC

im in prague on new years eve, but cole doesnt wanna do meetup ๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-12-18 22:43:57 UTC

@Obolon Prime isnt there a dongle for that?

2017-12-18 22:45:19 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 nvm

2017-12-18 22:45:26 UTC

younger brother's phone can use it

2017-12-18 22:45:32 UTC

it has 520 yen on it

2017-12-18 22:45:33 UTC

woo

2017-12-18 22:45:51 UTC
2017-12-18 22:46:00 UTC

reeeeeeeee

2017-12-18 22:46:07 UTC

How do I make it so that guake opens whenever I would normally open the normal terminal

2017-12-18 22:46:12 UTC

Running fedora btw

2017-12-18 22:47:05 UTC

Just make an applicatiom shortcut for it?

2017-12-18 22:47:09 UTC

@Obolon Prime | \โŒ | This server prohibits invites from being sent. Your message has been deleted.

2017-12-18 22:47:10 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-12-18 22:47:18 UTC

I don't want shortcuts

2017-12-18 22:47:22 UTC

@TypicalBot fuck off cunt it's a video

2017-12-18 22:47:27 UTC

I am going to rice the fuck out of my distro

2017-12-18 22:47:44 UTC

Shrimp

2017-12-18 22:47:51 UTC

Yes BB

2017-12-18 22:47:55 UTC

Believe in yourself

2017-12-18 22:48:02 UTC

you wont be as rad or cool as my nephew

2017-12-18 22:48:06 UTC

but you should still believe

2017-12-18 22:48:19 UTC

Are you drunk again?

2017-12-18 22:48:27 UTC

I want to be drunk again

2017-12-18 22:48:36 UTC

i think it has some auto start options

2017-12-18 22:48:41 UTC

Spaqin missed me being drunk

2017-12-18 22:55:55 UTC

oh my god i wanted this for my secret santa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392449932906332162/DRXQkvAUEAEj0CT.png

2017-12-18 22:56:00 UTC

but it's not mine

2017-12-18 22:56:29 UTC

@Obolon Prime why bot hates you?

2017-12-18 22:56:35 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2017-12-18 22:57:34 UTC

@Deleted User it was a yt video, not discord

2017-12-18 22:57:48 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 22:57:53 UTC

yet the bot banned it

2017-12-18 22:57:55 UTC

which is weird

2017-12-18 22:58:23 UTC

it probably had a discord link in the description

2017-12-18 22:58:40 UTC

Rip

2017-12-18 22:58:45 UTC

revolt againts the bot REEEEE

2017-12-18 23:00:06 UTC

<:autism:327926282639769610> <:autism:327926282639769610>

2017-12-18 23:02:25 UTC

@JHWH this

2017-12-18 23:04:29 UTC

>discord bans advertising discord on discord

2017-12-18 23:06:03 UTC

we need @iโ—‹bas to lecture the bot

2017-12-18 23:06:04 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 23:10:09 UTC

oh well, if I cannot post the memey version

2017-12-18 23:10:12 UTC

here is the source

2017-12-18 23:10:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392453533430972417/k_on__muscle_mugi___gif_animation_by_kyoflameashhylden-da1h7g7.png

2017-12-18 23:14:19 UTC

It's Mugi time

2017-12-18 23:14:58 UTC

@Droidbot has a mugi icon

2017-12-18 23:15:02 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2017-12-18 23:19:30 UTC

real mugi hours

2017-12-18 23:20:47 UTC

mugi is for lewd

2017-12-18 23:20:56 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2017-12-18 23:21:02 UTC

Blandest k-on

2017-12-18 23:21:45 UTC

*exactly

2017-12-18 23:21:50 UTC

so you can lewd

2017-12-18 23:21:52 UTC

not protect

2017-12-18 23:21:52 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 23:22:36 UTC

pounding mugi pussy <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2017-12-18 23:23:25 UTC

๐Ÿ† <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-12-18 23:26:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392457515939659777/6303738_50a25469fc9df2367bd8dc8682e33a64.png

2017-12-18 23:35:26 UTC

fucks sake

2017-12-18 23:35:27 UTC

mem

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392459880801239051/Screenshot_96.png

2017-12-18 23:35:28 UTC
2017-12-18 23:35:32 UTC

I'm at the fucking beach

2017-12-18 23:35:39 UTC

stop sending me lewds

2017-12-18 23:35:45 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 23:35:48 UTC

are those lewds doe

2017-12-18 23:35:52 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-18 23:36:04 UTC
2017-12-18 23:37:11 UTC

@Droidbot god i hate that

2017-12-18 23:37:14 UTC

I cant even tell cause the pics ain't loading

2017-12-18 23:37:18 UTC

all I see is smug mugi and angry mugi <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> with some lewd messages

2017-12-18 23:37:25 UTC

free WiFi is some shit

2017-12-18 23:37:26 UTC

but that is shitpost

2017-12-18 23:37:27 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 23:37:32 UTC

"please I'm with family stop sending me images of dogs fucking dragons"

2017-12-18 23:37:39 UTC

hahaha

2017-12-18 23:38:16 UTC

@Obolon Prime what about ass pads doe?

2017-12-18 23:38:21 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-18 23:38:22 UTC

always asspads

2017-12-18 23:38:32 UTC

@Deleted User 95% not gonna happen

2017-12-18 23:38:35 UTC

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2017-12-18 23:38:42 UTC

at least we have the hoodie

2017-12-18 23:38:59 UTC

which will actually made a really nice long sleeved tennis shirt

2017-12-18 23:39:08 UTC

it has the same feel as the red one i use currently

2017-12-18 23:40:56 UTC

tfw no asspad merchant @Obolon Prime

2017-12-18 23:43:11 UTC

oh god @JHWH sounds like he is 12

2017-12-18 23:43:26 UTC

@fedora in which channel about what topic?

2017-12-18 23:43:29 UTC

did i get bamboozeled by his grandpa act <:thenking:331667181634846722>

2017-12-18 23:43:57 UTC

we are playing fornite

2017-12-18 23:44:07 UTC

ah rightio

2017-12-18 23:44:13 UTC

older brother is right into that game

2017-12-18 23:44:25 UTC

not chararistic of him to get into something like this

2017-12-18 23:44:28 UTC

very intredastering

2017-12-18 23:48:30 UTC

_stares_

2017-12-18 23:51:32 UTC

@Obolon Prime i will send porn so you fear opening your phone and focus on your family

2017-12-18 23:51:46 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 kek

2017-12-18 23:52:19 UTC

poor assmatguy

2017-12-18 23:52:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392464218433126402/unknown.png

2017-12-18 23:53:03 UTC
2017-12-18 23:54:16 UTC

This unbirth hypervore furry porn is for your own good.

2017-12-18 23:55:38 UTC

kek

2017-12-18 23:56:29 UTC

no thank

2017-12-18 23:58:02 UTC

tfw didn't go home for Christmas break

Instead I spent some of that money going on a day trip to the Vancouver Gun Range with a Japan exchange student

Shit was cash

2017-12-18 23:58:21 UTC

sounds awesome

2017-12-19 00:01:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392466430710251530/25396103_1033457883485703_4756208770787620866_n.png

2017-12-19 00:02:39 UTC

@Cad what'd you shoot?

2017-12-19 00:03:10 UTC

it's a lie obolon

2017-12-19 00:03:38 UTC

if you play it on 11:59:08 you will still have around 12h to the end of the year

2017-12-19 00:03:43 UTC

A 9mm Glock with red dot, 9mm Sig Sauer, a 357 magnum, an XM-15 and AK-47, and ended the day with a 12 gauge shotgun

2017-12-19 00:04:18 UTC

oh jesus how much money did you spend on bullets

2017-12-19 00:04:23 UTC

100$ each

2017-12-19 00:05:05 UTC

we were splitting some ammo boxes, like a 50 box of 9mm we'd just use 25 each

2017-12-19 00:05:18 UTC

cray

2017-12-19 00:05:55 UTC

I offered to pay the whole thing as a gift but he was adamant we split, maybe a Japanese thing lol

2017-12-19 00:06:00 UTC

not bad

2017-12-19 00:18:22 UTC

Just did my first ever vape

2017-12-19 00:18:30 UTC

Now I have a craving for dick

2017-12-19 00:19:35 UTC

*vaping are for gays joke!*

2017-12-19 00:19:42 UTC

wow jochen is masturbating to my voice...

2017-12-19 00:26:58 UTC

he said i sound like kimi rรคikkรถnen so he is masturbating to my voice..

2017-12-19 00:27:05 UTC

Why start vaping if you arent planning to quit smoking ?

2017-12-19 00:28:37 UTC

@Cad just japanese efficiency, you both bought each other gifts at the same time.

2017-12-19 00:41:24 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 might as well try once since some guests we've had have vape gear

2017-12-19 00:41:27 UTC

they offered

2017-12-19 00:41:35 UTC

this was a mistake

2017-12-19 00:42:14 UTC

my chest feels heavy

2017-12-19 00:44:34 UTC

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

2017-12-19 00:45:51 UTC

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2017-12-19 00:46:23 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-19 00:47:07 UTC

yo guys is 24 worth watching

2017-12-19 00:54:38 UTC

Never finished it, I dont think there were more than half a dozen shows in the past 20 years that told a story and didnt drag on.

2017-12-19 00:57:24 UTC

24?

2017-12-19 01:07:09 UTC

>mfw my plex server is being slow so i cant watch thsi michael caine movie at work wihtout pausing to buffer

2017-12-19 01:07:11 UTC

S.A.D.

2017-12-19 01:07:14 UTC

tho

2017-12-19 01:07:26 UTC

its My fault for disableing transcoding and for only owning the 1080p rip

2017-12-19 01:07:41 UTC

@johnfrum hemmo is talking about touching pp, i dont feel comfortable with that

2017-12-19 01:25:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392487572678508544/5y0j14bc9p401.png

2017-12-19 01:41:53 UTC

<:rooAww:383340552072069140>

2017-12-19 01:46:16 UTC

@JHWH ...okay, do I look like the local human resources rep? Tell him to stop touching his dick

2017-12-19 01:47:01 UTC

But i dont want to

2017-12-19 01:47:04 UTC

@Lynxoid tfw asking for mods once gets you cyberstalked for hours afterwards about it

2017-12-19 01:47:16 UTC

Also i was talking about touching his peepee

2017-12-19 01:50:40 UTC

@Pawp old Michael Cain or young?

2017-12-19 01:50:50 UTC

88 michael cain

2017-12-19 01:55:44 UTC

I cant imagine any recent movie that he starred in that was any good.

2017-12-19 01:59:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/392496055117152277/image.png

2017-12-19 02:02:23 UTC

tfw out of la croix, only have Mendota Sparkling

2017-12-19 02:06:34 UTC

>he doesnt bulk order S I P syrup from china for pennies on the liter

2017-12-19 02:07:23 UTC

I drink one Zero sugar/calorie Rockstar a day

2017-12-19 02:08:43 UTC

that stuff is great tbh

2017-12-19 02:09:04 UTC

That is way too much liquid for 150 mg of caffine

2017-12-19 02:09:28 UTC

We're not allowed to sell Monster because it was distribuited by Anheuser Busch and OMG BEER IS EVIL

2017-12-19 02:09:38 UTC

wtf

2017-12-19 02:10:01 UTC

I work at a government hospital, there are weird rules

2017-12-19 02:10:06 UTC

What?

2017-12-19 02:11:38 UTC

They own like 20% of soft drinks through subsidiaries anyway. I think la croix is owned by the technically

2017-12-19 02:15:06 UTC

It's about the distribuitor. There's a specific list of allowed/disallowed ones

2017-12-19 02:15:26 UTC

Like, we can only order office supplies from Skilcraft

2017-12-19 02:15:38 UTC

Our food has to come from US Foods, etc

2017-12-19 02:29:22 UTC

Sounds like a good way to get a kickback as long as you're in a procurement posting.

2017-12-19 02:29:58 UTC

>you're supposed to clean your laptop fans every 4 months

2017-12-19 02:38:20 UTC
2017-12-19 02:38:24 UTC

show me your rockets

2017-12-19 02:38:27 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2017-12-19 02:38:31 UTC

I'll show you my red rocket

2017-12-19 03:08:31 UTC

Disgusting coffeelets and drinklets

2017-12-19 03:08:41 UTC

Caffeine tablets masterrace

2017-12-19 03:09:30 UTC

not master race unless you're taking ephedrine with your caffeine tabs to be /fa/ or /fit/

2017-12-19 03:16:32 UTC

I don't drink rockstar for the caffiene, I just like the taste

2017-12-19 03:24:10 UTC

@Sapharanth amphetamine masterrace ๐Ÿ™

2017-12-19 04:00:38 UTC
2017-12-19 05:08:25 UTC

Retroarch is such a nice frontend. Loving not have to not use my controller to navigat eot games

2017-12-19 07:40:25 UTC

what the fuck am i watching

2017-12-19 07:46:04 UTC

I hope I can wake up to Comfy projecting his romantic anxieties onto me again. It really did brighten my morning

2017-12-19 09:48:15 UTC

Fuck me, you know it's summer when drying yourself and getting changed after a shower warrants another shower

2017-12-19 09:48:46 UTC

>summer

2017-12-19 09:49:13 UTC

Do you come from a land down under?

2017-12-19 09:49:35 UTC

Yes friend

2017-12-19 09:50:14 UTC

Excuse me, i believe the apropriate term is "mate"

2017-12-19 09:50:27 UTC

Yes cunt

2017-12-19 09:50:32 UTC

Oi

2017-12-19 09:51:44 UTC

Cunt? Nice.

2017-12-19 10:03:55 UTC

Ayeeee cunt

2017-12-19 10:04:00 UTC

Throw a shrip on the barbie

2017-12-19 10:07:40 UTC

hello cunts

2017-12-19 10:08:04 UTC

Bonjour tapette

2017-12-19 10:08:13 UTC

pute

2017-12-19 10:08:17 UTC

Kek

2017-12-19 10:08:33 UTC

Going to pharmaceutical deontology exam in 1h <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-12-19 10:08:44 UTC

Good luck

2017-12-19 10:09:09 UTC

I have an entire lecture regarding chink counterfieted treatments lol

2017-12-19 10:10:00 UTC

Kek

2017-12-19 10:10:06 UTC

Asian medicine is crazy

2017-12-19 10:10:20 UTC

Let me just stab you in your chakra and you'll be without cancer in no time

2017-12-19 10:11:45 UTC

Also

2017-12-19 10:11:47 UTC

Better meditate a bit too, for good measure.

2017-12-19 10:11:52 UTC

Can I chink on thermal paste

2017-12-19 10:11:59 UTC

Do you want to?

2017-12-19 10:12:01 UTC

Or is that like Russian roulette

2017-12-19 10:12:07 UTC

Do you REALLY want to?

2017-12-19 10:12:11 UTC

I'm not sure if Ali sells good thermal paste

2017-12-19 10:12:32 UTC

I'm sure they do. But it's like you said.

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