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2018-08-13 01:00:46 UTC

Got my first beej after a round of Starfox 64's multiplayer

2018-08-13 01:00:52 UTC

Noice

2018-08-13 01:01:48 UTC

@sum Didn't you spend multiple hours yesterday trying to find an anime girl avatar? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-08-13 01:02:06 UTC

All because I liked the way it was shaded

2018-08-13 01:02:11 UTC

Guilty as charged

2018-08-13 01:02:18 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-08-13 01:02:41 UTC

I know this is the last place for serious talk but I was kinda wondering if I just don't give a damn or is this some case of light autism

2018-08-13 01:03:06 UTC

I mean I remember during my driving school I talked to my instructor that the shift stick in Passat B5 felt like you inserted any random stick into a cat's body

2018-08-13 01:03:17 UTC

And I was suprised he went "huh" over my analogy

2018-08-13 01:03:30 UTC

What the fuck do you disgusting fucks DO over in poland, jesus christ

2018-08-13 01:04:18 UTC

Plus even my friend said he is suprised that I can talk about shit that other people wouldn't talk about

2018-08-13 01:04:23 UTC

Or at least not in public

2018-08-13 01:04:48 UTC

Are we really having the "Boy, I'm sure random and edgy" talk

2018-08-13 01:04:51 UTC

in 2018

2018-08-13 01:04:54 UTC

please stop

2018-08-13 01:05:07 UTC

No I'm just really curious if this is autism or not

2018-08-13 01:05:19 UTC

You are autistic, but not for the reasons you think

2018-08-13 01:05:33 UTC

you're fat

2018-08-13 01:05:34 UTC

@johnfrum Is this degenerate levels of "cute"?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478368485836062720/Screenshot_2018-08-12_Oshiete_Mahou_no_Pendulum_Rilu_Rilu_Fairilu_-_TV_Series_AnimeBytes.png

2018-08-13 01:05:34 UTC

So it is autism now we can go back to saying that High Score Girl is shit

2018-08-13 01:05:35 UTC

lol

2018-08-13 01:05:40 UTC

And you should watch other stuff

2018-08-13 01:06:02 UTC

There's nothing good this season ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

2018-08-13 01:06:13 UTC

There's that diving show

2018-08-13 01:06:21 UTC

HA HA EXCEPT IT'S NOT ABOUT DIVING AT ALL

2018-08-13 01:06:25 UTC

WHAT AN AWESOME JOKE

2018-08-13 01:06:31 UTC

THEY DIVE

2018-08-13 01:06:33 UTC

Yeah I'm gonna pummel that joke so far into earth it's gonna come out on the other side

2018-08-13 01:06:34 UTC

INTO ALCOHOL

2018-08-13 01:06:36 UTC

HA HA HA

2018-08-13 01:06:47 UTC

Right through the Earth's core

2018-08-13 01:07:39 UTC

How do you put things in quote brackets

2018-08-13 01:07:44 UTC

Hataraku Saibou, Hanebado, Asobi Asobase, Tenrou: Sirius the Jaeger,Jashin-chan Dropkick, seems interesting enough

2018-08-13 01:07:51 UTC

``?

2018-08-13 01:07:58 UTC

`Set in Tokyo, it's January 29, 2030. High-frequency resonance is observed in the vicinity of Tokyo, and the red fog rolls into the city. Those who hear the sound, humans and animals alike, pass out, losing consciousness. Everything shuts down in Tokyo, believing that the fog is carrying an unknown virus that causes an epidemic. However, six days later, after the incident, people wake up as if nothing happened. After that, Tokyo's sealed-off city sections gradually return to normal. However, since the high-frequency resonance, some "bizarre events" start to happen, and people find themselves being pulled deeper into more mysteries. Meanwhile, young people start to become aware of themselves and release their power hidden in their blood, discovering themselves as "vessel of wisdom blood." Together, being led by something unknown, they meet, communicate, and face the unavoidable circle of fate, sacrificing their own lives.`

2018-08-13 01:08:17 UTC

"Hey, this sounds like it might be decent"

2018-08-13 01:08:29 UTC

`* Based on Square Enix's arcade trading card game.`

2018-08-13 01:08:37 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-08-13 01:09:14 UTC

"Ohey this anime had really nice first episode, I'm digging this shit"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478369409522466816/220px-Guilty_Crown_Blu-ray_Volume_1.png

2018-08-13 01:09:28 UTC

Why does it nearly always have to be that either show is good and comes good

2018-08-13 01:09:33 UTC

Or it instantly dives into shit

2018-08-13 01:09:44 UTC

`1973, Vietnam - an American soldier goes mad and guns down his buddies. Since then, the only words he has uttered are "Banana Fish"...

Nowadays, in New York City, police investigate a series of puzzling suicides and a dying man gives a charismatic young gang leader named Ash Lynx a vial of a mysterious substance...`

2018-08-13 01:09:56 UTC

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

2018-08-13 01:09:57 UTC

At least the OST was good

2018-08-13 01:10:20 UTC

>Based on an action shoujo manga by Yoshida Akimi.

2018-08-13 01:10:22 UTC

>shoujo

2018-08-13 01:10:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478369702477824016/Screenshot_2018-08-12_BANANA_FISH_-_TV_Series_AnimeBytes.png

2018-08-13 01:10:27 UTC

Isn't that gay

2018-08-13 01:10:37 UTC

No, Shoujo means it's meant for girls

2018-08-13 01:10:39 UTC

As in "female audience"

2018-08-13 01:10:45 UTC

Yeah I thought it was clear what I meant

2018-08-13 01:10:47 UTC

Yaoi means gay for sure, though

2018-08-13 01:10:48 UTC

Not literally yaoi

2018-08-13 01:10:55 UTC

But generally pretty gay

2018-08-13 01:10:56 UTC

Yuri is lesbian

2018-08-13 01:11:15 UTC

Mahou Shoujo Puelli Madoka wasn't gay at all :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

2018-08-13 01:11:46 UTC

PMMM had nice OST too

2018-08-13 01:12:08 UTC

Even if the subject is not gay, anime is so femine it's still gay

2018-08-13 01:12:50 UTC

Bomb the dutch and salt their fields

2018-08-13 01:14:24 UTC

Any idea if Hellsing Abridged is finished or not

2018-08-13 01:14:28 UTC

Haven't caught up since ep3

2018-08-13 01:14:30 UTC

Or 4

2018-08-13 01:14:53 UTC

It's true though. It's so gay they even managed to make things such as the yamato or ww2 in general uninteresting and gay

2018-08-13 01:15:01 UTC

Abridged series are goddamned cancerous

2018-08-13 01:15:10 UTC

le not fun allowed

2018-08-13 01:15:15 UTC

Ha ha they do funni voices

2018-08-13 01:15:21 UTC

piccalo said the nigger word, ha ha

2018-08-13 01:15:46 UTC

I mean we already have proof you don't even pay attention to shit you watch

2018-08-13 01:15:52 UTC

:^)

2018-08-13 01:16:12 UTC

And I swear to fuck, if there's another goddamned anime about being trapped in an MMO, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2018-08-13 01:16:34 UTC

Do you often think of the dutch inbetween riding to and from wiping the shit oc geriatric vets in your gook econobox @Matthew?

2018-08-13 01:16:54 UTC

@Turbo I hope you get acid attacked, friend

2018-08-13 01:17:06 UTC

Or do you just think of doritos, anime and insulin spikes?

2018-08-13 01:17:40 UTC

Did you say spikes

2018-08-13 01:17:55 UTC

@Matthew screw animes about trapped in MMO

2018-08-13 01:18:00 UTC

When will we get anime about guns

2018-08-13 01:18:06 UTC

as in not hurr durr shooting

2018-08-13 01:18:08 UTC

Gunsmith Cats was bae

2018-08-13 01:18:09 UTC

I want more Jormungand

2018-08-13 01:18:16 UTC

Or even Black Lagoon

2018-08-13 01:18:17 UTC

:((((

2018-08-13 01:18:21 UTC

BL was shit

2018-08-13 01:18:39 UTC

This is what happens when you let your fanservice character dominate fucking everything about the show

2018-08-13 01:19:12 UTC

>BL was shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478371915438751765/penn_jillette.png

2018-08-13 01:19:19 UTC

@Matthew the only acid related problems I deal with are the refluxes I get when I think of Americans

2018-08-13 01:19:22 UTC

(I stopped watching after the episode where they shoot down a helicopter with a boat torpedo)

2018-08-13 01:19:46 UTC

`rm matt_opinion`

2018-08-13 01:19:55 UTC

@Turbo Impossible. Reptiles can't vomit

2018-08-13 01:20:12 UTC

`Sum: Boy, I sure like Ligma`

2018-08-13 01:20:18 UTC

the fuck is ligma

2018-08-13 01:20:22 UTC

Ligma NUTS

2018-08-13 01:20:34 UTC

I thought it was dead

2018-08-13 01:20:35 UTC

GoTtEm

2018-08-13 01:20:42 UTC

Zuchttt

2018-08-13 01:20:46 UTC

But then

2018-08-13 01:20:50 UTC

Can't lick something that doesn't exist

2018-08-13 01:21:01 UTC

Mathilda

2018-08-13 01:21:03 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-08-13 01:21:10 UTC

I'll break your nose with my big sweaty clackers, boy

2018-08-13 01:21:26 UTC

Toss my salad fattie

2018-08-13 01:21:33 UTC

Clean it first

2018-08-13 01:21:39 UTC

You do it boy

2018-08-13 01:22:02 UTC

Why else would I want you to toss it

2018-08-13 01:22:03 UTC

Don't Fuck with me

2018-08-13 01:22:05 UTC

I'm a gamer

2018-08-13 01:22:09 UTC

I'll suck your Dick off

2018-08-13 01:22:20 UTC

okay just pls dont rise

2018-08-13 01:25:04 UTC

time to go sleepin

2018-08-13 02:25:04 UTC

Fuck, my back suddenly started hurting before going to sleep and it still does now that I woke up

2018-08-13 02:25:57 UTC

What the fuck did I start going to gym for? This shit ain't supposed to be happening

2018-08-13 02:26:09 UTC

Feel my pain

2018-08-13 02:27:14 UTC

Like, I can't fucking bend, man

2018-08-13 02:30:02 UTC

Go to a doctor, maybe you pulled something

2018-08-13 02:30:50 UTC

I thought maybe it's that

2018-08-13 02:31:30 UTC

Guess I'll do that if shit doesn't get better

2018-08-13 02:31:38 UTC

How long do you strech after workouts?

2018-08-13 02:32:08 UTC

A bit, don't really count

2018-08-13 02:34:14 UTC

I did kinda gloss over it yesterday cause I was in a hurry

2018-08-13 03:31:35 UTC

Oh joy

2018-08-13 03:31:41 UTC

Another fucking shield user

2018-08-13 03:31:46 UTC

Just what the meta needed

2018-08-13 03:49:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478409696395395082/1534063070776.jpg

2018-08-13 03:51:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478410194964185100/1534084462691-1.png

2018-08-13 04:06:02 UTC

Do people think that way unironically?

2018-08-13 04:07:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478414148498358272/1446225543756.png

2018-08-13 04:11:07 UTC

I don't like this. Please stop. โ˜บ

2018-08-13 04:24:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478418494673649664/2b_beaver_tail.JPG

2018-08-13 04:59:29 UTC

it has hair

2018-08-13 05:40:20 UTC

It's like sushi but not

2018-08-13 05:45:38 UTC

What are the macros on that thing

2018-08-13 06:15:26 UTC

Hairy fish

2018-08-13 07:27:39 UTC

Stylish

2018-08-13 07:46:12 UTC

Fucking furries

2018-08-13 08:39:50 UTC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45167670
as if it isn't a rip off already

2018-08-13 08:41:10 UTC

@transience mistake is >living in UK

2018-08-13 08:42:33 UTC

with things like "Consumer satisfaction with train operators had fallen to 72% from 62% a decade ago."

2018-08-13 08:42:50 UTC

i wish they also published how much more votes they got on that metric

2018-08-13 08:43:12 UTC

if 100k people voted on 72 and 600k people on 62%

2018-08-13 08:43:32 UTC

its darn a lot more realistic that 62 than 72

2018-08-13 08:44:19 UTC

also what the flying fuck > no rail services on sundays

2018-08-13 08:44:23 UTC

it went up 2 or 3 % in xmas too

2018-08-13 08:45:01 UTC

we have sunday train service but northern fucked up with their new timetable and it's been a shitshow for the past 3 months

2018-08-13 08:45:14 UTC

ahahahahahaha

2018-08-13 08:45:21 UTC

3rd world country indeed

2018-08-13 08:45:36 UTC

reminder that northern are still using rattley railbuses carriages with broken AC from the 1980s

2018-08-13 08:45:53 UTC

i hate these fuckers

2018-08-13 08:46:02 UTC

hahahahahahahahahahha oh wow

2018-08-13 08:46:27 UTC

>even iran stopped using them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478484471427891210/Screenshot_20180813_094617.png

2018-08-13 08:46:40 UTC

love it

2018-08-13 08:46:50 UTC

"why switch" "it still works" mentality

2018-08-13 08:47:11 UTC

then wonder why carts break all the time and are shit in general

2018-08-13 08:47:15 UTC

you cant make this up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478484672008159232/Screenshot_20180813_094702.png

2018-08-13 08:48:00 UTC

best part is that northern will be replacing them with rusty rattley carriages from the london underground that london dont want anymore

2018-08-13 08:49:21 UTC

but who am i to judge our VR still uses DV12s (made between 1963-84 (they tho are darn good diesel-hydrauulic machines made for cargo)

2018-08-13 08:49:26 UTC
2018-08-13 08:49:55 UTC

that's just the locomotive right\

2018-08-13 08:50:50 UTC
2018-08-13 08:51:13 UTC

(yes only locomotive)

2018-08-13 08:51:26 UTC

also only six siemens vectrons are in use

2018-08-13 08:52:05 UTC

heres our mostly used carts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VR_Class_Sm4

2018-08-13 08:52:23 UTC

close-capital area commute trains

2018-08-13 08:52:40 UTC

@sum get fucking hype

2018-08-13 08:52:54 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-08-13 08:53:12 UTC

ZZZZzzzzz. The fucking saga continues. Another 30 minutes spent on the phone with another instance of PayPal.

2018-08-13 08:53:14 UTC

Probably not released online ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-08-13 08:53:25 UTC

Footage is always something

2018-08-13 08:53:26 UTC

This doesn't pull my devil trigger

2018-08-13 08:53:27 UTC

they are slowly getting upgrade to these tho @transience https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JKOY_Class_Sm5 what are barely better

2018-08-13 08:53:45 UTC

and tend to have more issues (mostly for passengers with wheelchairs etc tho)

2018-08-13 08:53:46 UTC

"We have set up a something-bla-bla, wait 1-2 weeks for further notification. Also contact your bank to see if you need to block your card."

2018-08-13 08:54:19 UTC

>not superior Czech trains @Cole

2018-08-13 08:54:21 UTC

It's like they want the pajeet scammers to win.

2018-08-13 08:54:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478486483465142272/IMG_20180609_180512.jpg

2018-08-13 08:54:30 UTC

but considering these are still use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VR_Class_Sm1

2018-08-13 08:54:42 UTC

and were made back when soviets were a thing

2018-08-13 08:54:47 UTC

:P

2018-08-13 08:55:26 UTC

Explain.

2018-08-13 08:56:10 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-08-13 08:56:28 UTC

Go on. You've made a shitty assumption, now run with it. I want to see where this goes.

2018-08-13 08:56:32 UTC

then last more trainautism: these are what i prefer and actualy use the most) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VR_Class_Sm3

> ZZZZzzzzz. The fucking saga continues. Another 30 minutes spent on the phone with another instance of PayPal.

2018-08-13 08:57:49 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-08-13 08:58:48 UTC

So let me get this straight. If someone says to you "the movie continues in 5 minutes", you see this as multiple movies just the same way you see my continuation of what I consider to be one case as being, evidently, multiple cases?

2018-08-13 08:58:49 UTC

Gotcha.

2018-08-13 08:59:09 UTC

Anyway, no. Someone gained access to my Ebay account, ordered an item, and I had to call Ebay/PayPal.

2018-08-13 08:59:12 UTC

Many, many times.

2018-08-13 08:59:39 UTC

I see, I see. So despite me saying "continues", you count it as a separate instance. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-08-13 08:59:42 UTC

That's great, good to know.

2018-08-13 09:00:10 UTC

Did I? When?

>Another 30 minutes spent on the phone with another instance of PayPal.

2018-08-13 09:01:05 UTC

Ah, I see. You cannot infer that PayPal has multiple numbers to call.

2018-08-13 09:01:15 UTC

But they do, and I can give you four numbers if you want.

2018-08-13 09:01:35 UTC

One of which, amusingly, leads to a PayPal support line in the UK.

2018-08-13 09:01:47 UTC

And if you use that same number in the US, you reach a phone sex hotline. ๐Ÿค”

2018-08-13 09:01:57 UTC

It's... quite something.

2018-08-13 09:02:37 UTC

Did those cunts resolve it?

2018-08-13 09:02:51 UTC

And did the motherfuckers send you on a seemingly endless quest to find the right support agent too?

2018-08-13 09:03:00 UTC

Great.

2018-08-13 09:03:10 UTC

I'm filled with hope and joy.

2018-08-13 09:03:32 UTC

Well, at least I can fall back on Mastercard too, I hope.

Would have to go to New Jersey and sit in a bankruptcy case just to maybe get anything back

2018-08-13 09:07:33 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2018-08-13 09:07:42 UTC

I'm getting more and more pissed at this.

2018-08-13 09:07:58 UTC

All in all I've spent 5 hours or so on the phone just to finally get in touch with this last nerd.

2018-08-13 09:08:18 UTC

For an $80 purchase.

2018-08-13 09:08:30 UTC

<@473007453970235402> It's on Ebay and I've used it there before.

2018-08-13 09:08:53 UTC

So all they had to do was bypass Ebay's amazing security to gain access to the account and shop away.

2018-08-13 09:09:00 UTC

Yeah, not here.

2018-08-13 09:09:24 UTC

There's supposed to be some kind of password tied to the card, but that only gets used half the time. <:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-08-13 09:09:26 UTC

It's amazing.

2018-08-13 09:10:09 UTC

I thought it was some domestic thing, but that pattern doesn't hold either; it's popped up on international payments, as well as *not* shown up on domestic payments.

2018-08-13 09:10:22 UTC

Makes me feel all secure and shit.

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