Chappie was right

Chappie was never right

about anything

Also, to whomstveever recommended Drifters to me during the music session:

Fuck you, this is schlocky trash doodoo

tfw you dont want to sleep

as you've gotta work on stuff when you wake p

Even the elves are shit in this show

why can't my ISP just roll out 10gb connections in my neighborhood
fucking reeee

Because if they did, you'd just complain about the construction disruption, and when it was installed, you'd complain about the price

but it's like ~$65 month
and they already have fiber stuff installed to my home (which they shouldn't need replace according to what I've read)
I'd just have to replace the ONU + get 10gbe adopter

This faggot ISP in my area advertised having fiber installed in my neighborhood, so I called them out to see about getting service with them since it'd be better than normal Cable

Come to find out literally at the last second that it's fiber optic underground, but the actual connection to my home is just DSL.

Fucking faggots

ouch

Sue false advertisement

get urself a good faraday chage and /diy/ bby

>faraday charge
<:thonk:288060975775612929>

KEYBOARD WORKS WITH NO PROBLEMS

Thank you based isopropanol

@Phatique keep soy milk away from keyboard now though <:numale:410811502971322389>

Dont want this accident to happen again

It was real white supremacy milk

Filled with test

Would be sad if you spilled soy milk all over it again and dissapointed r/mkb friends <:numale:410811502971322389>

`here's an ergonomic custom keyboard I made for my wife's son's 16th birthday!`

https://youtu.be/WnkyNIFzFm8

wild

co-student is atm drawing something similar but with more elevation ^

i always question if its really valid use of materials

idea is fun tho

its also real <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

remind me of giant anteater

long nose and massive body

tho 75mm is quite shitty

https://youtu.be/SYKjHn7hQdE

<https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/8e6n1s/update_using_a_walmart_computer_as_a_seedbox_15tb/> 🤔

amazing

Ly stupid

I agree

There is many laws and damages they can sue

best ripple wallet?

People like that scum are reason most people think piracy hurts companies

My keyboard no longer works on my MIU

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

ruh roh

try another keeb

Same thing

It doesn't show up when I tap the screen

tried just restarting ur phone?

Several times

real miui hours

I've tried everything I know

Might just be a bad update

what phone

I waited pretty long to update, and now it's all fucked

Mi 6

Did a backup to my PC

Gonna wipe it probably

Works now

that was fast

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325825653972664321/437771062676160512/canudont1.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325825653972664321/437771085505626125/canudont22.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325825653972664321/437771108184358922/canudont3final.png

;-;

All that shit I have to click not to send any data

They really want you to connect to every botnet they have

i dont know what to play

might as well waste my whole life in eve

for now

Well what can I say

I am a tech master

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

>Jungles in Vietnam

My sides

What the fuck is that font?

The one that gets you "rock solid"

what about black mesa source

that was a fan remake

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

Jesus fuck spring

Tiny crack in the window for air and some bitch ass bug sat on my arm

Black Mesa isnt really out yet @Rorset😔🤙🥀𝔊𝔅ℭ 𝐸𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝐿💔

Ye

Xen when

did you kill that fool

I flash froze him with compressed air

🐛 🔫

Have you ever killed a beetle or something by crushing?

The smell stays for a long time

yes

Rate my prisoner

what in fuck

Has some sort of stinger on the thorax

why does it have an ass barb

Probably injects you with superaids

Now I'll feel unclean for the rest of the day

drown him in the toilet

I'll keep him in my bug drawer :)

@BIRDzone My sister is coming over 😱

With her Turk bf

still didn't meet the guu

*guy

o shit

TURK BF

JESUS

@BIRDzone Do you want the FODMAPS app for free

sure

I use some web one

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tRuv4rU3qi_OGpyD1l5AV15UpnXwTdAd/view

@BIRDzone

Official app from the official creators of the diet

ty 😍

Literally saved my ass a fuckton of times

I have no idea why I didn't send this to you sooner

skrubs discover the magic of apks <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I think Bird already knew it

It's just me being a faggot and not realizing I could've done this a lot sooner

The app is near 10 bucks

10 bucks for a good piece of software ain't that bad

my sister is getting married to the Turk

😂

when your son fucks Slavs and your daughter fucks kebabs

REMOVE

that's what Slavs do

us civilized baguettes get in bed with them

STILL REMOVE

ALWAYS REMOVE

ZASTAVA

KEBABS ARE NOT PEOPLE

REMOVE FOR ARKAN

KEBAB LIFE DO NOT MATTER

🗡

I CUT OFF TURK HEADS

I remove Shrimps

REMOVE KEBAB IMMEDIATELY

this is true

anime pigs are the natural Apex predator of us crustaceans

ok

RIP right + button

the only key that got lost in the keyboard milk massacre

is there spare cherry mx parts to buy so i can solder it myself?

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

+++++

IT WORKS

YAY

FUCK YOU MILK

YOU DIDNT WIN THIS WAR

++++++++++++++++++++++++

tfw milk acts like an insulator

when’d u spill ur milk?

yesterday, all over the right button keys

keyboard was spamming buttons and turning off my computer all the time

took it appart, cleaned it, used isopropanol

let it dry for the night

now works with no probs, thought the + button was lost but i just had to mash it a bit for it starting to work again

Mfw you probably mashed a tiny piece of rancid milk down into the switch

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

>My sister is going to Turkey to meet the rest of his family

BY ALLAH

my name is jafar

i come from afar

there's a bomb in my car

allahu akbar

And my wife is Dutch

i n f i d e l s

lel

is your sister getting married to a kebab @Shrimpf ? Am I reading that correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap81xXoGG4U

Don't you have a serbian GF

@Nekros gotem

how the fuck is this wonderful display of D I V E R S I T Y going to play out

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

yo

i think it ain't THAT bad, as long as it is no somali

t. Turk

Again a kid was raped by somalian gang of 3

tore her vagina up while gangbang rape

Tha's sick

Would lkynch and kill

and they only get 8 months for youth serivce

fucking swedes

@Turbo I have a serb gf yes

Who is currently making a bellydancing dress for next year's fantasy fair because the Turks changed Serb culture after 500 years of occupation

pricaj srpski da te ceo svet razume

Nie rozumiem po polsku

ayyyyyyy

first dutchposting, now this

Nie jestem polakiem

hahahhahah

its beautiful

Howdy hoo pard'ner

matthew would be having a heart attack

If Serbs do bellydancing

Is that cultural appropriation

If it was forced on them

Now that's fucking disgusting

Why is it so hard to find normal homos

man there was this cool movie

about a serb dealer

its pure 10/10 imo

Underground?

nah, Pusher

FRANKEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/gg0F5JjKmhA <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

hahahhahahha

DU FACKER MIG FRANKE

https://youtu.be/cc0UmGNMmVg

such a great actor

HEY FRANKE

mads was great there too

I gave this movie a 5 out of 5

One of my favorite movies

same man

;_;

sad its over

I watch it once a year

The second and third are less good

HEYYYYY

FRANKE

i enjoyed mads playing his character

but yeah, the first one is gold

Du fuckar mig Franke!

When they start playing the Serb music

Terrifying

recommend me a movie like that

There's nothing like that

You've watched peak gangster film

: (

film industry is such a weird thing

Just avoid American cinema

And you're golden

American cinema is for when you want to watch something simple and light

You know I'm right

America has lost its touch ever since Hollywood new wave ended

You're too young

i'll be watching just deadpool 2

And also a fetishist

that i cant skip

and thats it boi

It would be like Call Me By Your Name

But the other way arounf

I'm a faggot and I thought it was a bit on the nose

It has a bunch of Greek symbolism of perfect male aesthetics/symmetry

But it's really on the nose with it

https://letterboxd.com/theshrimp/film/call-me-by-your-name/

Also the movie's age gap between the actors is a little disturbing

Timothee is 23 and Armie Hammer is 32