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2018-04-15 20:30:52 UTC

Yeah my illness has kind of left me sheltered

2018-04-15 20:31:01 UTC

I don't really feel like I can connect to others much

2018-04-15 20:31:22 UTC

I also hit depression hard because I was booted out of the army because I'm reliant on meds

2018-04-15 20:31:23 UTC

You wanna hear great medicine? Canabis oil + eat the outside of the lemon

2018-04-15 20:31:30 UTC

I take CBD oil

2018-04-15 20:31:31 UTC

Its not tasty but helps great

2018-04-15 20:31:35 UTC

20%

2018-04-15 20:31:48 UTC

I've been trying to stay away from opioids

2018-04-15 20:31:50 UTC

So far so good

2018-04-15 20:32:00 UTC

But eventually I might need to depending on where my illness wants to go

2018-04-15 20:32:15 UTC

Tell herm to go up in your ass

2018-04-15 20:32:15 UTC

Then I might just do kratom

2018-04-15 20:32:24 UTC

They have been up my ass

2018-04-15 20:32:27 UTC

Several times

2018-04-15 20:32:29 UTC

I bet

2018-04-15 20:32:31 UTC

Kek

2018-04-15 20:32:34 UTC

Sorry ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-15 20:32:39 UTC

All good

2018-04-15 20:32:51 UTC

Getting food brb

2018-04-15 20:33:09 UTC

Worst part is probably poor sleep and my hair going grey even faster

2018-04-15 20:33:21 UTC

How old are you?

2018-04-15 20:33:31 UTC

That's government secrets

2018-04-15 20:33:38 UTC

Younger than some of the mods

2018-04-15 20:33:42 UTC

Older than @BIRDzone

2018-04-15 20:33:59 UTC

Older than 30 ?

2018-04-15 20:34:02 UTC

Hell no

2018-04-15 20:34:08 UTC

I'm still in my 20s

2018-04-15 20:34:14 UTC

Not even late 20s

2018-04-15 20:34:39 UTC

You will live at least another 30 years

2018-04-15 20:34:54 UTC

I hope they find some dank ass solution by then

2018-04-15 20:35:03 UTC

Like a cyborg midriff

2018-04-15 20:35:07 UTC

That's guaranteed by me

2018-04-15 20:35:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435176420625350687/b0664a81faa214c3273c5e1d50c29ea6.jpg

2018-04-15 20:35:51 UTC

I told my doctors to do this for me

2018-04-15 20:36:17 UTC

RUDOL

2018-04-15 20:36:18 UTC

VON

2018-04-15 20:36:22 UTC

STROHEIM

2018-04-15 20:36:26 UTC
2018-04-15 20:36:39 UTC

The gun will shoot your guts

2018-04-15 20:36:39 UTC

DER MENSCH

2018-04-15 20:36:41 UTC

Sound solution

2018-04-15 20:36:58 UTC

FUCKING JOJO REFFERENCE

2018-04-15 20:37:30 UTC

You caught me

2018-04-15 20:38:52 UTC

Veganism rings, will you heed the call?

2018-04-15 20:39:24 UTC

she looked pretty good aside from the face for her age tbh

2018-04-15 20:40:16 UTC

She lived exclusively on youtube money

2018-04-15 20:40:19 UTC

She worked out every single day

2018-04-15 20:40:33 UTC

She was obsessed with her looks apparently

2018-04-15 20:41:08 UTC

I'd throw myself on her Nojeh coup style

2018-04-15 20:41:18 UTC

whomstve

2018-04-15 20:41:29 UTC

omg

2018-04-15 20:41:31 UTC

is this the shooter

2018-04-15 20:41:33 UTC

jesus

2018-04-15 20:41:34 UTC

ye

2018-04-15 20:41:40 UTC

worst kdr

2018-04-15 20:42:11 UTC

How many did she catch

2018-04-15 20:42:14 UTC

worst accuracy as well

2018-04-15 20:42:25 UTC

She probably had zero experience

2018-04-15 20:42:32 UTC

Did she kill herself too or was she killed by the cops?

2018-04-15 20:42:45 UTC

i hope she did herself

2018-04-15 20:45:54 UTC

How could she live on yt money

2018-04-15 20:46:05 UTC

Did she have at least 100k views?

2018-04-15 20:46:07 UTC

Monetized

2018-04-15 20:46:14 UTC

She did have a small following

2018-04-15 20:46:17 UTC

Believe it or not

2018-04-15 20:47:06 UTC

Strange that her vids were so unknown and not memed already

2018-04-15 20:47:13 UTC

they are

2018-04-15 20:47:14 UTC

mostly

2018-04-15 20:47:16 UTC

she had like 3 channels or something

2018-04-15 20:47:18 UTC

they got instamemetized

2018-04-15 20:47:27 UTC

@Lefteris Can you explain why people are demonstrating in Athens

2018-04-15 20:47:35 UTC

cute pets too ;-;

2018-04-15 20:47:53 UTC

dad was in athens last week, there was nothing next to the parliament

2018-04-15 20:48:05 UTC

just a stray dog chilling next to the guard post lmao

2018-04-15 20:48:06 UTC

people who shoot videos for youtube < NIGGAS WHOMST SHOOT YOUTUBE FOR A VIDEO

2018-04-15 20:48:07 UTC

are they?

2018-04-15 20:48:13 UTC

Look at the vid

2018-04-15 20:48:26 UTC

Greek Commies from what I can tell

2018-04-15 20:48:46 UTC

Also a bunch of soldiers?

2018-04-15 20:48:46 UTC

Kek

2018-04-15 20:48:57 UTC

they are the usual commies that protest for anything that happens in the world

2018-04-15 20:48:58 UTC

Does Greece have nothing but Commie soldiers?

2018-04-15 20:48:58 UTC

no worry

2018-04-15 20:49:06 UTC

they all look like possible ISIS recruits lmao

2018-04-15 20:49:14 UTC

the same less than 500 people

2018-04-15 20:49:15 UTC

Greek people have a dark complexion

2018-04-15 20:49:20 UTC

everytime

2018-04-15 20:49:34 UTC

one day im gonna fuck one of those up for holding me up

2018-04-15 20:49:58 UTC

Greek skin is olive to light brown

2018-04-15 20:50:05 UTC

Olive

2018-04-15 20:50:06 UTC

Kek

2018-04-15 20:50:10 UTC

we have white white as well

2018-04-15 20:50:14 UTC

Greek skin is dog shot

2018-04-15 20:50:17 UTC

depends on region

2018-04-15 20:50:22 UTC

I never sun burn

2018-04-15 20:50:23 UTC

shrimp is obsessed with skin colour

2018-04-15 20:50:24 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-15 20:50:37 UTC

i like pink nipples

2018-04-15 20:50:41 UTC

I am for sure

2018-04-15 20:50:42 UTC

I sun burned on easter monday

2018-04-15 20:50:53 UTC

I like ghost nipples

2018-04-15 20:51:01 UTC

I like people with either pale complexion

2018-04-15 20:51:02 UTC

*ghost nipples*

2018-04-15 20:51:03 UTC

what

2018-04-15 20:51:12 UTC

Or dudes with olive/light brown tone

2018-04-15 20:51:22 UTC

"Dudes"

2018-04-15 20:51:25 UTC

You gay

2018-04-15 20:51:26 UTC

Areolas so white they look like they dont exist

2018-04-15 20:51:34 UTC

Ghost nips

2018-04-15 20:51:37 UTC

i like all

2018-04-15 20:51:40 UTC

I'm not gay REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-04-15 20:51:42 UTC

provided that their face is not ape

2018-04-15 20:51:42 UTC

@MrChubbs not a surprise

2018-04-15 20:51:42 UTC

So white that they look just likr skin

2018-04-15 20:51:45 UTC

I'm bisexual

2018-04-15 20:51:48 UTC

some niggers are just 100% ape face

2018-04-15 20:51:56 UTC

Doesn't Serbia have a lesbo in politics

2018-04-15 20:51:58 UTC

nose bigger than a fucking missile

2018-04-15 20:51:59 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-15 20:52:07 UTC

Idk im not serbian ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-15 20:52:17 UTC

I have nice fuckable president tho

2018-04-15 20:52:24 UTC

o

2018-04-15 20:52:34 UTC

I thought you guys were somewhat close

2018-04-15 20:52:38 UTC

shrimp gay

2018-04-15 20:52:38 UTC

Considering you share a language

2018-04-15 20:52:51 UTC

Yeah,im not into their politics

2018-04-15 20:55:24 UTC

Alright

2018-04-15 20:55:45 UTC

good night

2018-04-15 20:55:46 UTC

gentlemen

2018-04-15 20:55:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435181496656199680/Screenshot_2018-04-15-20-52-00-687_com.instagram.android.png

2018-04-15 20:56:32 UTC

;_;

2018-04-15 20:56:39 UTC

I cri

2018-04-15 20:56:53 UTC

Tfw you dream about the army and then wake up broken like a twig

2018-04-15 20:57:38 UTC

I want to army but they did shut it down, there was no need for anyone to go

2018-04-15 20:57:47 UTC

Croatia has no army?

2018-04-15 20:57:49 UTC

Fucking politics ruined it

2018-04-15 20:57:57 UTC

We have it, but its small

2018-04-15 20:58:28 UTC

Serbia big army

2018-04-15 20:58:32 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-15 20:58:53 UTC

@Mad Jack CRY RACISM
CRY SEXISM
EAT MY JIZZM

2018-04-15 20:58:58 UTC

They voted in favor of no required for army

2018-04-15 20:59:10 UTC

You have no conscript?

2018-04-15 20:59:11 UTC

Same here

2018-04-15 20:59:27 UTC

I was conscripted to France but I rejected it and had to drop my passport

2018-04-15 20:59:34 UTC

Then I realized I really like the army but it was too late

2018-04-15 20:59:50 UTC

So its like, you can go if you want to, but you will still have to pass the tests

2018-04-15 21:00:24 UTC

I was and am fit for army, but I wasnt needed

2018-04-15 21:00:29 UTC

I wonder if the Croatian army masturbates to the 90s

2018-04-15 21:00:48 UTC

Dude, they were drinking with serbians over night

2018-04-15 21:00:53 UTC

And shoot at them over day

2018-04-15 21:01:11 UTC

Must have been crazy to shoot at your fucking neighbors

2018-04-15 21:02:00 UTC

@Mad Jack
I'M NOT
A

2018-04-15 21:02:09 UTC

HETEROSEXUAL

2018-04-15 21:02:26 UTC

MAN

2018-04-15 21:03:01 UTC

im starting to regret showing you music

2018-04-15 21:03:06 UTC

I like the movie's message despite it being way too fucking SJW

2018-04-15 21:03:24 UTC

Have you ever fapped on porn and came just at the same time as the guy

2018-04-15 21:03:31 UTC

And wanted to high five him

2018-04-15 21:03:34 UTC

Kek

2018-04-15 21:03:35 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-04-15 21:03:39 UTC

Sometimes I fantasize about the bridges to newyork blowing up and everyone starving like rats

2018-04-15 21:03:56 UTC

ALL THE OTHER KIDS

2018-04-15 21:03:59 UTC

WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

2018-04-15 21:04:08 UTC

YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN

2018-04-15 21:04:13 UTC

OUTRUN @turnerturing 's GUN

2018-04-15 21:04:29 UTC

that's going to take a big gun to do that

2018-04-15 21:05:12 UTC

way too many structural redundanceis anyway, even with an OKC level bomb being set off in the lower levels it will just make a lot of trafic

2018-04-15 21:05:32 UTC

Theoretically

2018-04-15 21:05:47 UTC

Someone call the FSA

2018-04-15 21:06:12 UTC

Obamas bitchboys can't do shit but die and falseflag chemical attacks

2018-04-15 21:06:25 UTC

I'm not American nor am I pro Obongo

2018-04-15 21:06:46 UTC

Obama made massive advancements on authoritarian practices

2018-04-15 21:09:14 UTC

>techsite 'review'
>doesn't actually have anything, just read the amazon description and put them in a top 10 list

2018-04-15 21:09:14 UTC

@Shrimpf the netherlands still has conscription too

2018-04-15 21:09:23 UTC

it's just that no one is required to show up unless we go to war

2018-04-15 21:09:26 UTC

this is really starting to piss me off

2018-04-15 21:10:08 UTC

@Goz3rr And I can't even fight

2018-04-15 21:10:10 UTC

;_;

2018-04-15 21:10:24 UTC

Weak ass bitch

2018-04-15 21:10:27 UTC

i mean you could get a desk job

2018-04-15 21:10:42 UTC

Fly drone destroy bitches

2018-04-15 21:11:04 UTC

Shrimp isnt nearly mentally stable enough for that

2018-04-15 21:11:21 UTC

And you?

2018-04-15 21:11:36 UTC

I'm mentally stable just fine

2018-04-15 21:11:37 UTC

Lets be honest, no one is

2018-04-15 21:11:42 UTC

Just not physically fit

2018-04-15 21:11:47 UTC

Despite working out every fucking day

2018-04-15 21:11:57 UTC

If you have meds they won't take you

2018-04-15 21:12:22 UTC

I suppose

2018-04-15 21:12:30 UTC

I'd be fine with it.

2018-04-15 21:12:40 UTC

Should've blown my brains out right there but oh well life goes on

2018-04-15 21:12:55 UTC

Gotta make of it what you can

2018-04-15 21:13:03 UTC

And not be a little bitch and cry about it

2018-04-15 21:13:07 UTC

Great benefits, regular breaks, airconditioned room, probably a well stocked breakroom

2018-04-15 21:13:22 UTC

Army was the best experience in my life

2018-04-15 21:16:33 UTC

How were the breakrooms

2018-04-15 21:19:13 UTC

Classic chinks naming thier own stuff POS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435187363933716500/788266256816.jpg

2018-04-15 21:20:06 UTC

Also why is int so terrible

2018-04-15 21:20:20 UTC

Its like /pol/ but more retarded

2018-04-15 21:22:46 UTC

I think P.O.S in that context means point of sale.

2018-04-15 21:23:28 UTC

it does

2018-04-15 21:23:54 UTC

and those devices are for Point of Sale

2018-04-15 21:24:48 UTC

Yeah, that's a Point of Sale terminal.

2018-04-15 21:25:48 UTC

Not like they will ever use it. If you're in chinatown without cash you don't have money.

2018-04-15 21:27:18 UTC

I have seen more places that take credit and debit lately as of late so maybe even that backwater is joining the 21st century

2018-04-15 21:29:03 UTC

Why not call it a credit card machine?

2018-04-15 21:29:04 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-04-15 21:30:48 UTC

does more than take card

2018-04-15 21:31:11 UTC

also fuck cash only places

2018-04-15 21:31:21 UTC

Do people actually use apple and android pay?

2018-04-15 21:31:38 UTC

i dont bother

2018-04-15 21:32:58 UTC

Yeah, not a fan of cash only but at the same time I wouldn't trust some small store owned by a a black market cigarette smoking old man who doesn't speak english with a credit card anyway

2018-04-15 21:33:58 UTC

@bentech if you dont bother why do you say fuck them.

2018-04-15 21:34:31 UTC

you can use a credit/debit card without apple/google pay?

2018-04-15 21:35:36 UTC

Nvm, for some reason my mind was on phone nfc payments so didnt process the credit or debit thing

2018-04-15 21:40:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435192736522567681/22886334_290942051312108_8266007037120420750_n.jpg

2018-04-15 21:40:34 UTC

You can't use nfc without Google pay right?

2018-04-15 21:42:16 UTC

do you mean the other way around?

2018-04-15 21:42:28 UTC

google pay requires nfc, yes

2018-04-15 21:42:34 UTC

but nfc can be used for a billion other functions

2018-04-15 21:42:37 UTC

Is anyone a drug dealer or stripper here?

2018-04-15 21:42:48 UTC

@turnerturing I'll strip if you have coin

2018-04-15 21:42:53 UTC

I need a money counting machine but all of the shit looks the same

2018-04-15 21:42:57 UTC

Good topic

2018-04-15 21:43:09 UTC
2018-04-15 21:43:49 UTC

Like if my phone had nfc, am I forced to pay via Google pay?

2018-04-15 21:44:00 UTC

Because it's not available here

2018-04-15 21:44:24 UTC

no

2018-04-15 21:44:32 UTC

if your bank has a third party solution you can use that

2018-04-15 21:44:36 UTC

In peoples' experience in buying chinkshit here if it looks the same is it the same? All the machines I'm looking at has China as country of manufacture.

2018-04-15 21:44:51 UTC

my bank rolled their own shit out recently. I can use that but not google pay

2018-04-15 21:45:08 UTC

Ah nice

2018-04-15 21:45:14 UTC

Turner, tbh if you're tinfoil just visit your next office supply and buy one in cash

2018-04-15 21:45:27 UTC

i can use samsung or google pay for nfc payments

2018-04-15 21:45:29 UTC

i'm using samsung atm

2018-04-15 21:45:34 UTC

Tinfoil about what? I just want a machine that doesn't miscount bills

2018-04-15 21:45:40 UTC

well if you have a samsung phne anyway

2018-04-15 21:45:45 UTC

Would love to pay with just my phone, so many places have contactless now

2018-04-15 21:46:06 UTC

Then buy anyone, the machanism is always the same

2018-04-15 21:46:17 UTC

neat, thanks.

2018-04-15 21:46:39 UTC

You can even build one on your own fairly easy

2018-04-15 21:47:25 UTC

80 bucks for one that has a warranty if it stops working will be fine.

2018-04-15 21:48:00 UTC

Main concern is the rubber fingers slipping but apparently you need to clean it regularly for that not to happen anyway.

2018-04-15 21:48:28 UTC

I think I will name mine, 'The Electronic Jew'

2018-04-15 21:49:02 UTC

@turnerturing my dad sells those actually

2018-04-15 21:49:27 UTC

Or, his company

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