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2018-04-10 19:41:47 UTC

Vascularity is hard to get

2018-04-10 19:41:48 UTC

;_;

2018-04-10 19:42:22 UTC

Doge bless Amurca

2018-04-10 19:42:27 UTC

tfw not a roman soldier

2018-04-10 19:42:45 UTC

practicing my archery and short sword skillz

2018-04-10 19:42:51 UTC

Tfw a filthy slaughterer of Romans

2018-04-10 19:44:18 UTC

BANG YOUR SHIELDS

2018-04-10 19:45:00 UTC

first i bang the shields

2018-04-10 19:45:04 UTC

then i take ur fields

2018-04-10 19:45:18 UTC

DEUS NOBISCUM

2018-04-10 19:45:59 UTC

my latin level is very low but shouldnt it be the other way?

2018-04-10 19:46:06 UTC

Forma unos finis

2018-04-10 19:46:11 UTC

I remember that phrase but the other way around

2018-04-10 19:46:16 UTC

nobiscum deus, that is

2018-04-10 19:46:37 UTC

Isn't it deus nobiscum

2018-04-10 19:47:14 UTC
2018-04-10 19:47:29 UTC

Probably right

2018-04-10 19:49:32 UTC

tfw knew latin grammar when I took it in school

2018-04-10 19:49:41 UTC

tfw could almost talk it

2018-04-10 19:49:44 UTC

tfw dont know shit now

2018-04-10 19:50:22 UTC

deus volt

2018-04-10 19:50:25 UTC

I feel

2018-04-10 19:50:28 UTC

*vult

2018-04-10 19:50:34 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-04-10 19:50:39 UTC

alexander volta

2018-04-10 19:50:55 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-04-10 19:51:02 UTC

๐Ÿฆ‘

2018-04-10 19:51:07 UTC

Alexander and his cute friend

2018-04-10 19:51:14 UTC

Hephaestus

2018-04-10 19:51:20 UTC

zey helo to my lidle freeen

2018-04-10 19:52:16 UTC

Hephaestion and Alexander probably had secks

2018-04-10 19:52:59 UTC

Just like Achilles and Patroclus

2018-04-10 19:53:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433353877581070343/achilles-patroclus-2.jpg

2018-04-10 19:54:28 UTC

caught in the act

2018-04-10 19:54:57 UTC

first record of heteroflexibility <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-10 19:57:21 UTC

Kek

2018-04-10 20:05:31 UTC

who wears their helmet to bed

2018-04-10 20:06:20 UTC

A ded boi

2018-04-10 20:06:47 UTC

checkmate atheist

2018-04-10 20:06:47 UTC

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2018-04-10 20:06:48 UTC

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2018-04-10 20:16:17 UTC

..

2018-04-10 20:16:29 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-04-10 20:23:03 UTC

death is not an exit

2018-04-10 20:26:15 UTC

what do you think of magazines

2018-04-10 20:26:39 UTC

how like it's 200% chance of their being a woman on the cover

2018-04-10 20:29:43 UTC

Death is not the end

2018-04-10 20:29:53 UTC

Its just the end of the physical

2018-04-10 20:30:11 UTC

Which was never in tune with the mental anyway

2018-04-10 20:30:16 UTC

The physical is out of your hands

2018-04-10 20:30:39 UTC

Which makes the mastery of the physical so beautiful

2018-04-10 20:30:42 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-10 20:31:07 UTC

We get it, you like attractive men

2018-04-10 20:31:30 UTC

I cant keep up with your 10000000 IQ shitposting

2018-04-10 20:32:06 UTC

shrimp stop watching rick and morty

2018-04-10 20:32:29 UTC

I think you mean Richard and Mortimer you simpleton

2018-04-10 20:32:43 UTC

Tfw to smart for this discord

2018-04-10 20:32:44 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2018-04-10 20:57:54 UTC

I had a housemate that would legit listen to rick and morty as he went to sleep, leaving it blasting LOUD all night

2018-04-10 20:57:59 UTC

fucking druggo cunt

2018-04-10 20:58:34 UTC

he'd blurt out quotes and 'oh do you remember when' shit all the time

2018-04-10 20:58:54 UTC

he was 31.... fuuuuark

2018-04-10 21:09:33 UTC

Is it past tense because he OD'd or because you killed him?

2018-04-10 21:09:47 UTC

@Shrimpf

in yoga theirs 5 layers of existence. the mental/the body/the energy/the aether(i think im/material structure)/then void

and it basically says that you cannot experience beyond the mental if you donโ€™t meditate to connect to the physical. and that line of thot follows, through to each state

2018-04-10 21:12:03 UTC

It's no surprise

2018-04-10 21:12:09 UTC

Considering that thought derives from Buddhism

2018-04-10 21:12:18 UTC

line of thot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433373684275871757/unknown.png

2018-04-10 21:12:36 UTC

i feel like shrimp is just meming this whole time in his art history class

2018-04-10 21:12:49 UTC

Too old for art history class

2018-04-10 21:13:28 UTC

grad student art history

2018-04-10 21:14:23 UTC

I wish I could get an arts degree just to shitpost in a discord for cheap chinese products

2018-04-10 21:14:29 UTC

@s3bbe the world would have become a better place if I did, but sadly he was only evicted and is now out in bumfuck nowhere

2018-04-10 21:15:27 UTC

@Deleted User Philosophy

2018-04-10 21:15:28 UTC

But close

2018-04-10 21:15:29 UTC

Then army

2018-04-10 21:15:47 UTC

Then sysadmin at shit level because I'm too dumb to go back to college in tech

2018-04-10 21:16:36 UTC

you dropped college stem?

2018-04-10 21:16:58 UTC

just buy a book and diy

2018-04-10 21:17:52 UTC

Nah I'm gonna college stem

2018-04-10 21:18:00 UTC

But right now I'm too fucking dumb so I went a level lower

2018-04-10 21:18:05 UTC

Haven't you seen me stumble?

2018-04-10 21:18:12 UTC

I'm so fucking bad at tech

2018-04-10 21:18:31 UTC

It's basically a quick study that fits nicely on my resume

2018-04-10 21:18:43 UTC

And then I can take a shot at college

2018-04-10 21:19:42 UTC

isnt college supposed to not make you shit though

2018-04-10 21:19:58 UTC

like, start from the ground level and build your knowledge up?

2018-04-10 21:20:11 UTC

Nah not Dutch college

2018-04-10 21:20:14 UTC

I know it's fucking dumb

2018-04-10 21:21:35 UTC

weird

2018-04-10 21:21:50 UTC

College is for further studying

2018-04-10 21:22:03 UTC

most tech-side stuff for me is theory-only so far

2018-04-10 21:22:17 UTC

hardest stuff rn is math and algorythms

2018-04-10 21:22:21 UTC

Mine's so low-level it's basically teaching me what a computer is

2018-04-10 21:22:28 UTC

How a CPU works etc

2018-04-10 21:22:37 UTC

adders?

2018-04-10 21:22:40 UTC

Because I don't even fucking know that

2018-04-10 21:22:52 UTC

A what

2018-04-10 21:23:03 UTC

cpu architecture

2018-04-10 21:23:43 UTC

college is to be around like minded individuals and to pick the brains of professors who were once in ur position

2018-04-10 21:23:46 UTC

an OR switch

2018-04-10 21:23:53 UTC

or whatever

2018-04-10 21:24:06 UTC

or or or or or or

2018-04-10 21:24:18 UTC

u can build a space ship with or gates

2018-04-10 21:24:33 UTC

an OR *gate*

2018-04-10 21:24:38 UTC

thats the word I was looking for

2018-04-10 21:26:55 UTC

@Shrimpf what u wanna lrn?

2018-04-10 21:27:31 UTC

SysAdmin

2018-04-10 21:28:20 UTC

basically leenux and networking?

2018-04-10 21:28:49 UTC

pluggin rs-485โ€™s into rack rooms

2018-04-10 21:29:02 UTC

managing messy cables :^)

2018-04-10 21:29:10 UTC

do u guys have rs-485 or are stillin the coax era

2018-04-10 21:30:09 UTC

get basic electronics - radioshack

2018-04-10 21:30:29 UTC

shits 3years of electrical and computer engineering in 240 pages

2018-04-10 21:31:19 UTC

large print text

2018-04-10 21:31:31 UTC

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2018-04-10 21:39:17 UTC

sysadmins barely get to write code and get to configure shitty networking equipment all day and get to be shit on by Lusers and fucking biztards

2018-04-10 21:39:19 UTC

its a bad gig

2018-04-10 21:39:21 UTC

be a dev

2018-04-10 21:41:22 UTC

Nah

2018-04-10 21:41:41 UTC

Gonna stick to it now that Ive started it

2018-04-10 21:41:56 UTC

I can switch college studies

2018-04-10 21:45:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433381921075101706/gv2x4eb97zq01.jpg

2018-04-10 21:45:15 UTC

TROLLING EPIC STYLE

2018-04-10 22:02:57 UTC

@Deleted User okay but you get money for doing nothing

2018-04-10 22:08:22 UTC

>4.8k

2018-04-10 22:08:31 UTC

Even how?

2018-04-10 22:09:30 UTC

Reddit

2018-04-10 22:12:08 UTC

@Sdeck37 /r/Communism has over 50.000 subs

2018-04-10 22:14:11 UTC

/r/latestagecaptitalism/ over 280.000

2018-04-10 22:14:42 UTC

Reddit has a gigantic far-left community

2018-04-10 22:16:21 UTC

r/altright/ never broke 5k

2018-04-10 22:16:34 UTC

/r/fascism/ not even 2k

2018-04-10 22:16:57 UTC

Both got banned by reddit for promoting hate

2018-04-10 22:22:36 UTC

Meanwhile /r/communism/ jokes about killing people frequently

2018-04-10 22:25:36 UTC

If you have a large community and it is incredibly ineffective, a lot can be deduced from it.

2018-04-10 22:25:46 UTC

>see an old forum post about a guy making a 12 gauge revolver in his garage

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433392175699460116/Shotgun-1-Me.jpg

2018-04-10 22:25:58 UTC

>hasent posted in years

2018-04-10 22:26:04 UTC

RIP gun gramps

2018-04-10 22:26:22 UTC

Aesthetic though

2018-04-10 22:26:41 UTC

That's how I'd like to retire in the USA

2018-04-10 22:27:09 UTC

Shoot so much I'd need hearing aides to even hear my tinnitus

2018-04-10 22:27:25 UTC

Good news is I didnt see any mention of it in auctions so hopefully his kids have it as a family heirloom

2018-04-10 22:27:46 UTC

You have tinnitus

2018-04-10 22:28:00 UTC

I used to until my prosthetic

2018-04-10 22:28:00 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-04-10 22:28:09 UTC

I have it off and on

2018-04-10 22:28:20 UTC

A prosthetic?

2018-04-10 22:28:27 UTC

A plastic ๐Ÿ‘‚?

2018-04-10 22:28:48 UTC

My eardrum is plastic and skin from the back of my head

2018-04-10 22:29:02 UTC

Cancer?

2018-04-10 22:29:04 UTC

Screwed to my bone

2018-04-10 22:29:07 UTC

Or accident?

2018-04-10 22:29:18 UTC

Born that way

2018-04-10 22:29:25 UTC

Its why I have Ibd

2018-04-10 22:29:26 UTC

Sucks man

2018-04-10 22:29:39 UTC

No clue what lbd is

2018-04-10 22:29:45 UTC

They had to give me antibiotics for decades

2018-04-10 22:30:13 UTC

IBD is IBS + autoimmune problems

2018-04-10 22:30:33 UTC

Tinnitus is one of those things that I fear but once I get a spell I deal with it pretty quickly. I'm not sure if I have good hearing or people dont listen

2018-04-10 22:30:50 UTC

My gf has tinnitus

2018-04-10 22:31:07 UTC

She says flicking the back of her head helps

2018-04-10 22:31:15 UTC

Holy shit zuckerbergs congressional hearing is painful to watch

2018-04-10 22:31:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433393617491722250/wgxii2tj95r01.jpg

2018-04-10 22:31:35 UTC

Very deep

2018-04-10 22:32:06 UTC

>fascist
If only

2018-04-10 22:32:06 UTC

>fascist
The military uniforms are getting better but we arent there yet

2018-04-10 22:32:34 UTC

Anything to the right of Communism is fullblown National-Socialism

2018-04-10 22:32:50 UTC

How does a man get so much money and power and still be an awkward mess

2018-04-10 22:32:59 UTC

Americans don't even want Fascism

2018-04-10 22:33:07 UTC

Gates was a cocky fucker when he was just a millionaire

2018-04-10 22:33:22 UTC

@Shrimpf I meant that it's about as funny as armpit farts. I don't hold up any hope for reddits political affords if you're onto that.

2018-04-10 22:33:23 UTC

Its hilarious when lefties bring up the terrorist statistics in America

2018-04-10 22:33:39 UTC

To prove right-winged terrorism is bigger than left-wing

2018-04-10 22:33:58 UTC

Yet casually forget most right-winged terrorism is latino seperatism

2018-04-10 22:34:19 UTC

Everybody loves fascism

2018-04-10 22:34:30 UTC

Just ask Lee kuan yew

2018-04-10 22:34:31 UTC

And actual right-wing terrorism is rarer than Communist terrotism

2018-04-10 22:34:48 UTC

Economic miracles, cozy communities

2018-04-10 22:35:00 UTC

Trains on time

2018-04-10 22:35:20 UTC

I had same reddit faggo tell me that those statistics are off

2018-04-10 22:35:28 UTC

Because the FBI is anti-communist

2018-04-10 22:35:57 UTC

>the FBI is anti-communist

2018-04-10 22:36:00 UTC

kek

2018-04-10 22:36:00 UTC

And that they probably inflated those numbere

2018-04-10 22:36:30 UTC

Cant trust statistics when they disagree with your narrative

2018-04-10 22:37:11 UTC

Well then again

2018-04-10 22:37:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433395131287076874/Screenshot_20180411-003715.jpg

2018-04-10 22:37:39 UTC

Some cunt also told me a movie I watched is shit because it makes Marxists look bad

2018-04-10 22:38:13 UTC

Skyrim fashion counts

2018-04-10 22:38:14 UTC

The movie being about the Khmer Rouge genocides

2018-04-10 22:38:21 UTC

Finally I can start mining cryptos

2018-04-10 22:38:23 UTC

Wasnt there 1080 ti for 2 euros in wish?

2018-04-10 22:38:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433395384413454346/cbi1us8fd3r01.jpg

2018-04-10 22:38:37 UTC

Why even talk with these people @Shrimpf

i think those were like "lotteries" @Narkusan (a Eurasian)

2018-04-10 22:39:00 UTC

Ah

2018-04-10 22:39:09 UTC

@Turbo Because I want to make the world less shitty

2018-04-10 22:39:37 UTC

Futile endeavour

2018-04-10 22:39:38 UTC

Thanks for letting me know

2018-04-10 22:39:39 UTC

God, zuck paid way too much for professional coaches

2018-04-10 22:39:42 UTC

I want to die knowing I left the world a little better than before I existed

@johnfrum#8811 you watching the stream too?

2018-04-10 22:39:53 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 he just doesn't talk

2018-04-10 22:39:54 UTC

He didnt learn a thing

2018-04-10 22:40:02 UTC

Make the people around me happy etc

apparentloy it's on twitch also

front page also

2018-04-10 22:40:10 UTC

It's like a human TTS machine

2018-04-10 22:40:35 UTC

Zuckerberg is basically some rando anyway

2018-04-10 22:40:38 UTC

Its understandable

2018-04-10 22:40:45 UTC

What is the talk even about

2018-04-10 22:40:52 UTC

>believing his synth lies

the republican from louisiana greeted him by saying "mr zuckerburg I come in piece"

2018-04-10 22:41:11 UTC

Did his wife build him in some Communist lab

fucking excellent

2018-04-10 22:41:29 UTC

Nigga was trying to access healthcare info to sync with user profiles

2018-04-10 22:41:44 UTC

Ooooooh

2018-04-10 22:41:50 UTC

Give him hell

2018-04-10 22:42:10 UTC

That and selling info to third parties through mediators when thier ToS forbids it

2018-04-10 22:42:12 UTC

Fuck Facebook

2018-04-10 22:42:32 UTC

I only use a safe version

2018-04-10 22:42:57 UTC

Tindr?

2018-04-10 22:42:59 UTC

I watched too many snowden docus

2018-04-10 22:43:09 UTC

Snowden is hot BTW

2018-04-10 22:43:17 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฆ

2018-04-10 22:44:39 UTC

Reminder that Clinton wanted to get Snowden arrested

2018-04-10 22:44:59 UTC

Like earths gravity shrimp's red hot homolust brings all subjects back to boi pussi

2018-04-10 22:46:01 UTC

- Homer

2018-04-10 22:47:10 UTC

Eddy Snowden seems like a really cool guy to hang with

2018-04-10 22:47:35 UTC

he seems like the zuckerberg of hax imo

2018-04-10 22:47:52 UTC

But he's cute so shrimp gives him a pass

2018-04-10 22:48:36 UTC

Being attractive is a superpower

2018-04-10 22:49:06 UTC

Man, is everyone watching the stream?

2018-04-10 22:49:56 UTC

Pretty much, crack open a beer and have dinner watching an autist soil himself on national television.

2018-04-10 22:50:22 UTC

link

2018-04-10 22:50:58 UTC

Its on literally every fucking site with streaming

2018-04-10 22:51:10 UTC

Just google zuckerburg hearing

2018-04-10 22:52:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433398961987125261/lj8eWYo.jpg

2018-04-10 22:54:24 UTC

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2018-04-10 22:54:33 UTC

Oh fuuuuuuuck

2018-04-10 22:54:35 UTC

My sides

2018-04-10 23:00:40 UTC

snowden IS hot

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