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2017-12-01 17:06:18 UTC

because its going to Fuck my youtube feed up

2017-12-01 17:06:36 UTC

I think you need less LTT and Minecraft videos tbh

2017-12-01 17:06:40 UTC

@transience it makes you stop thinking :)

2017-12-01 17:06:49 UTC

fill it with some BANGIN' cockatiel meme videos

2017-12-01 17:06:52 UTC

poor man's alcoholism?

2017-12-01 17:06:54 UTC

>mfw all i watch on youtube is videos on tech and old game systems

2017-12-01 17:06:56 UTC

Aha

2017-12-01 17:06:58 UTC

i need to get my soldering iron in

2017-12-01 17:07:00 UTC

and mod my shit

2017-12-01 17:07:20 UTC

alcohol is trash compared to this

2017-12-01 17:07:23 UTC

isn't that what my channel is about? ๐Ÿค”

2017-12-01 17:07:29 UTC

other than ""old"" game systems

2017-12-01 17:07:35 UTC

I mean old ones

2017-12-01 17:07:39 UTC

if you review chink game sytems

2017-12-01 17:07:42 UTC

then ill give it a shot

2017-12-01 17:07:51 UTC

also comfy find me the best deal on micro and mini USb cables

2017-12-01 17:07:52 UTC

thanks

2017-12-01 17:07:56 UTC

Quality ones

2017-12-01 17:08:00 UTC

not ones that will explode and kill me

2017-12-01 17:08:00 UTC

that guy does it, the one who keeps baleting his channel because his gf finds it

2017-12-01 17:08:50 UTC

>when the xannies hit and you gotta play the drum

2017-12-01 17:09:10 UTC

@Lynxoid wiki tells me it's a sedative and otc cough medicine <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-12-01 17:09:22 UTC

can you just buy it from pharmacist

2017-12-01 17:09:35 UTC

>buying chink OTC drugs

2017-12-01 17:09:45 UTC

chink or go home

2017-12-01 17:10:06 UTC

>not waiting for death, but wanting to have it appear beyond your control at the same time

2017-12-01 17:10:12 UTC

@transience you already almost died drinking chink tea, watch yourself

2017-12-01 17:10:33 UTC

@transience it became illegal in france not too long ago.
<@386192457391669249> that isn't true, it only affects your liver if it contains acetaminophen or if you mix it with diphenhydramine

2017-12-01 17:10:53 UTC

I would buy some chink antidepressents or chink viagra for lulz

2017-12-01 17:11:02 UTC

would probably be fake and poison tho

2017-12-01 17:11:04 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-01 17:11:05 UTC

flour

2017-12-01 17:11:06 UTC

lol

2017-12-01 17:11:18 UTC

we found some chink biagra and bialis last night

2017-12-01 17:11:25 UTC

how was it

2017-12-01 17:11:34 UTC

I mean found it on ali, didn't take it

2017-12-01 17:11:46 UTC

on alibaba, not aliexpress right?

2017-12-01 17:11:56 UTC

aliexpress

2017-12-01 17:12:04 UTC

>buy $5 daniel wellington watch
>its a wanking piece of shit
>dispute it and win
>50 days later
>mysterious package arrives from china
>open it
>it's full of white powder

2017-12-01 17:12:28 UTC

>yfw you accidently bought cocaine

2017-12-01 17:12:29 UTC

I PUT A BRICK IN YO FACE, NOW WHATTYA GON DO WIT IT???

2017-12-01 17:12:30 UTC

this unironically happened to someone from csg

2017-12-01 17:13:07 UTC

chink probably sent flour or baking soda to shit him up

2017-12-01 17:13:10 UTC

anthrax overkill

2017-12-01 17:13:48 UTC

@Deleted User I thought chinks were only allowed to trade chemicals on alibaba, can you give me a link? I'm curious

2017-12-01 17:14:01 UTC

it was listed as an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:14:34 UTC

>order umbrella
>drugs arrive instead

2017-12-01 17:14:34 UTC

>raincoat with an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:14:51 UTC

just use your cialis engorged blood sausage as an umbrella

2017-12-01 17:15:16 UTC

>only some weirdo leaf shows up in the order page 1
hmmmm

2017-12-01 17:15:34 UTC

wow that leaf ordered a lot

2017-12-01 17:15:36 UTC

that leaf is fucking like nobody's business right about now

2017-12-01 17:16:17 UTC

dude, i keep going to the next pages and i keep seeing a lot of orders from this leaf lmao

2017-12-01 17:16:20 UTC

in reality, it's just a balding 38 year old with a shitty life trying to save his marriage

2017-12-01 17:16:25 UTC

Rather masturbating furiously to cartoons @Deleted User

2017-12-01 17:16:53 UTC

Cialis doesn't really make you more horny, it just makes your boners 10x harder

2017-12-01 17:16:56 UTC

this leaf has to have like 40+ orders

2017-12-01 17:17:16 UTC

>check mail
>no chinkshit yet
Slow ass mail man

2017-12-01 17:17:55 UTC

@iโ—‹bas there's biagra from the same seller

2017-12-01 17:17:57 UTC

among other things

2017-12-01 17:17:58 UTC

>cannot deliver to united states

2017-12-01 17:18:04 UTC

no chink viagra for me i guess

2017-12-01 17:18:41 UTC

are you willing to meet that leaf madman at the border?

2017-12-01 17:18:42 UTC

it's ok just use Tor ๐Ÿค—

2017-12-01 17:18:47 UTC

^

2017-12-01 17:18:58 UTC

Cialis and viagra is dirt cheap everywhere

2017-12-01 17:19:05 UTC

holy shit though

2017-12-01 17:19:14 UTC

canadaperson really needs a lot of it

2017-12-01 17:19:19 UTC

yeah il probaly just TOR some shit

2017-12-01 17:19:29 UTC

>only ordered 1 piece at a time and not 400

2017-12-01 17:19:30 UTC

Weak

2017-12-01 17:19:43 UTC

or do you order a lot of small orders cuz the chink chink big orders?

2017-12-01 17:20:10 UTC

well i mean, this could be some sort of substance and ordering some massive ass order would fuck shit up

2017-12-01 17:20:23 UTC

if he ordered a single package that got intercepted by the customs he'd lose everything. Not in multiple orders I guess

2017-12-01 17:20:32 UTC

or he only needs to fuck his wife once every 3-4 weeks

2017-12-01 17:20:48 UTC

this guy is doing like bi-weekly orders for like 3 months though

2017-12-01 17:20:59 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-01 17:21:13 UTC

it must work then

2017-12-01 17:21:16 UTC

her wife must be loose as fuck by now lol

2017-12-01 17:21:37 UTC

xir*

2017-12-01 17:21:45 UTC

this is Canada we're talking about

2017-12-01 17:22:00 UTC

I checked the seller's shops and the rest of his items are umbrellas

2017-12-01 17:22:15 UTC

this will really get xir loose

2017-12-01 17:22:30 UTC

can you order poppers on aliexpress? ๐Ÿ‘€

2017-12-01 17:23:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/386205581284737024/1489092550855.jpg

2017-12-01 17:23:20 UTC

damn

2017-12-01 17:23:27 UTC

I wish I could order chinkfood too

2017-12-01 17:23:39 UTC

if it is listed, it'll be listed as an umbrella or something

2017-12-01 17:29:55 UTC

#worldsaidsday
bust a pozzed nut on tha ground 4 da fallen homies

2017-12-01 17:30:27 UTC

>mfw im looking at drugs on tor now

2017-12-01 17:30:28 UTC

Fuck

2017-12-01 17:30:33 UTC

everythings going horribly wrong

2017-12-01 17:30:37 UTC

What do you wanna buy

2017-12-01 17:30:47 UTC

Ask the Drugcatteโ„ข anything

2017-12-01 17:30:56 UTC

wow dude, you're a straight up junkie, fiend, addict

2017-12-01 17:31:06 UTC

>DrugCatte >implying im going to buy things off discord 4channers

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