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2018-02-10 17:48:22 UTC

kek

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/411941480706605058/shot2016.png

2018-02-10 17:49:06 UTC

W3 doesnt really have a bad fight mechanic

2018-02-10 17:50:11 UTC

its actually really simple

2018-02-10 18:31:57 UTC

Of all the things Super Mario Odyssey will be remembered for, its most outlandish legacy is undoubtedly the debut of Marioโ€™s nipples. After the initial screenshots of the bare-chested, mustachioed hero sparked a meme frenzy and a speed-running competition, more questions soon emerged: why does Mario have nipples, but no belly button?

2018-02-10 18:58:01 UTC

https://my.mixtape.moe/wggfja.webm

2018-02-10 18:58:09 UTC

i lost it so hard

2018-02-10 19:07:13 UTC

*notices your notch* OwwO what's this?

2018-02-10 19:14:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/411963081837641730/HRZzJEl.png

2018-02-10 19:21:37 UTC

At a party I went to last night, I was drunkenly showing people the glory of Chinkshit

2018-02-10 19:25:52 UTC

"Bruh check out all the Russian THOTs in the feedback sections of all the clothing"

2018-02-10 19:27:22 UTC

ะ’ั‹ั…ะพะดะธ ะธะท, ั‚ั€ัƒัะพะฒ!

2018-02-10 19:37:05 UTC

why did anyone invite you fatthew

2018-02-10 19:37:51 UTC

Because my online personality is not the same as my IRL one

2018-02-10 19:38:06 UTC

You don't act like THIS in public, do you? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-02-10 19:38:21 UTC

>acting in public

2018-02-10 19:38:22 UTC

normie

2018-02-10 19:39:32 UTC

>he goes out

2018-02-10 19:40:07 UTC

Please leave this server and dont come here ever again โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ก

2018-02-10 19:40:29 UTC

you don't know pain until you tried to dogfight with a tail-damaged LaGG-3

2018-02-10 19:40:37 UTC

piece of shit has the turn radius of the moon

2018-02-10 19:48:14 UTC

@Matthew >I act normally in public
>time to show off ali sluts on my phone

2018-02-10 19:54:23 UTC

>matthew going to parties

2018-02-10 19:56:18 UTC

hmm

2018-02-10 19:56:23 UTC

someone has to

2018-02-10 19:56:26 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-02-10 19:56:39 UTC

i guess

2018-02-10 19:57:34 UTC

normies do exist

2018-02-10 19:57:58 UTC

ey john

2018-02-10 19:57:58 UTC

i mean

2018-02-10 19:58:02 UTC

why not ilves or shromp

2018-02-10 19:58:03 UTC

what do you do for a living

2018-02-10 19:58:11 UTC

Move boxes.

2018-02-10 19:58:36 UTC

shipping company?

2018-02-10 19:58:39 UTC

like cole?

2018-02-10 19:59:31 UTC

Smaller private one that also doubles as a warehouse. Mainly because most of the clients are too poor to pay the invoice and we need to hold it.

2018-02-10 20:11:01 UTC

@Lynxoid It's time!

2018-02-10 20:11:16 UTC

oh yes

2018-02-10 20:12:50 UTC

@johnfrum at a party with friends, we did admire pretty women. What do YOU do at parties, besides be the DD cuck?

2018-02-10 20:14:34 UTC

That trap is better than my house, I can't see why it costs like 150 bucks tho

2018-02-10 20:14:55 UTC

@Matthew I try to strike up conversation that doesnt involve my penis

2018-02-10 20:15:46 UTC

@johnfrum the Russian girls did not have penises

2018-02-10 20:16:15 UTC

Why would russians have my penis?

2018-02-10 20:16:50 UTC

Why do you think the conversation was about my penis?

2018-02-10 20:17:24 UTC

>let's look at boner inducing things together

2018-02-10 20:17:40 UTC

this doesnt strike you as a bit odd?

2018-02-10 20:18:07 UTC

Nigga how repressed ARE you? It's not like we were beating our dicks off to it

2018-02-10 20:18:49 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-02-10 20:19:52 UTC

What is the point then?

2018-02-10 20:20:34 UTC

Because it's humorous that women would be posting softcore porn of themselves under the guise of a clothing review.

2018-02-10 20:20:50 UTC

Are you a baka or something?

2018-02-10 20:20:56 UTC

How else would they demonstrate the fit?

2018-02-10 20:21:21 UTC

...

2018-02-10 20:21:33 UTC

Really? You don't see the distinction?

2018-02-10 20:21:39 UTC

Like reviews that are just nudes yeah thats weird but showing how the produvt looks on someone is valuable

2018-02-10 20:22:56 UTC

when im at parties we play vidya and talk shit about friends

2018-02-10 20:23:21 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752> tfw too anxious around people to party

2018-02-10 20:23:51 UTC

>tfw can't get into masturbating with friends
>tfw always the person to try and stop backtalk even if I dont like the person

2018-02-10 20:23:51 UTC

kys

2018-02-10 20:23:56 UTC

i will thank u

2018-02-10 20:24:00 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-02-10 20:25:02 UTC

I thought my social skills were only slightly average but until I can pop a boner in public with my associates I guess I am not really part of soceity

2018-02-10 20:26:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/411981380092821504/KDDduA9Jve7kR7UsWtU12JUF4wCYLFiRJU0WdaWBpZg.png

2018-02-10 20:27:33 UTC

kekistan flag xddd

2018-02-10 20:27:37 UTC

le maga

2018-02-10 20:27:48 UTC

Even I don't have a Kekistan flag. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-02-10 20:27:57 UTC

>tfw @AD 1453 isnt here to bash the fash

2018-02-10 20:28:20 UTC

John be nice ๐Ÿ˜ 

2018-02-10 20:28:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/411981827595698177/DRDCEsvUIAA6usr.jpeg

2018-02-10 20:28:42 UTC

I should find some hobby instead of getting tipsy to sleep <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-02-10 20:29:58 UTC

@BIRDzone Just remember if you choke and die in your vomit your birds will starve to death

2018-02-10 20:30:11 UTC

cri

2018-02-10 20:30:23 UTC

So please be careful

2018-02-10 20:30:31 UTC
2018-02-10 20:30:36 UTC

do I watch Munich or Nice Guys

2018-02-10 20:30:49 UTC

AWWWWWW YES @kontroll

2018-02-10 20:31:11 UTC

@AD 1453 So were you just stoned and paranoid or actually think translating naughty books was illegal?

2018-02-10 20:31:11 UTC

Spielberg vs my mancrush Gosling <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-02-10 20:31:20 UTC

No deaths.

2018-02-10 20:31:24 UTC

Unfollowing this channel.

2018-02-10 20:31:51 UTC

I wish he made more lethal traps ye

2018-02-10 20:32:31 UTC

the one with the gun tho ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-02-10 20:34:34 UTC

rip catsnakes

2018-02-10 20:35:34 UTC

wtf is that device

2018-02-10 20:36:32 UTC

captive bolt gun in a tube

2018-02-10 20:36:36 UTC

It's a wee piston that conks them mammals in the noggin. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-02-10 20:36:37 UTC

oh lmao it has co2 canister

2018-02-10 20:36:48 UTC

which triggers the fuckin piston

2018-02-10 20:36:51 UTC

that's clever

2018-02-10 20:36:54 UTC

ya

2018-02-10 20:37:01 UTC

this kills the ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ

2018-02-10 20:37:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/411983927650025482/unknown.png

2018-02-10 20:37:09 UTC

KACHOW!

2018-02-10 20:37:32 UTC

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2018-02-10 20:37:33 UTC

they eat

2018-02-10 20:38:39 UTC

lmao this thing has an app with killcount

2018-02-10 20:38:46 UTC

so good

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