I just eat like I'm 6 dwarves standing on each other's shoulders

Thats not a lot of food though

gnight every1

happy new year

Fuckong pussy couldnt even last to midnight new years

night lad

Dwarf fortress dwarves, not midgets

I'd say deets makes up for his web designer work by actually going out at the weekends, I bet he hits up the clubs with his tranny friends

so he's probably got some decent stamina

now Matthew would have a buff if his gf is allowed to be in the audience as he won't want to look like a bitch in front of her, to make it more even we ban her from attending

I think i will get my creatine today <:smail:379313786193969152>

she can spend the night with me

I'll make sure she doesn't see the match

Hes a manlet who wears boots to try and compensate so probably noteven thatn

Creatine help helping

<:smail:379313786193969152>

But I literally go to the gym 5 days a week. I lift, bruh, I'm just fat 😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Hm, what's your totals?

deadlift, squat and bench

we can plug this into the stats

/fit / HOURS

@transience

Well, I don't have free weights in my gym, it's all machines. But on the chest press machine, I do around 200 on a good day.

Planet fitness or some shit?

No Olympic bar, so no squatz.

Government hospital gym.

>matt goes to soyboy gym

>boasts about going to a gym with no free weights <:alithink:327930371796893698>

They can't have weights that some psycho vet could use to club people to death with during a PTSD flashback

Eh if its free why not.

It's not ideal, but it's free

deets would need some training then

bitch fuxk

@fuckthapolice aayyy happy new year polepal

yeewee

hapy year

you pished?

been on the sauce?

he's well pished

@Comfy#1404 san i squated 90kg last week and i feel like i can easily add much more weight <:smail:379313786193969152>

Am i getting there???

S N A P C I T Y

yeah lad, that's not bad

as long as your form is good

I think its good

I never had best squat form but i guess its decent??

I remember one of my smol manlet coworkers tried to push me once, and he scooted himself backwards on the tile floors. It was simultaneously hilarious and soul crushing

it's hard to tell unless you film it, adrenaline covers a lot of sins

Im not very flexible person

Overall

yeah same

@Matthew did you pick him up and use him like an onahole?

I mean i cant go all the way down even without weights

Im very unflexible person

<:smail:379313786193969152>

im.dronk

Like i see some crazy squat people

No.I put him in a headlock and he blacked out for a bit. I had to solid snake drag him into the stockroom so the boss didn't see

Who fucking almost hit floor with their ass

But i just cant do it

Thank God we're all friends there

It's mostly just a fear thing tbh

comfy retard make more.eyoutube

Tfw I'll never be able to choke any of my chinkshit friends out

@fuckthapolice <:chink:323022148870602752>

I thought you don't watch my channel lad

your sticking fay

whit

..."you're fucking gay"?

yeah probably

I thought we had a soft ban on drunkposting

no mods are around at this time

Or was that gfposting :^)

I always drunk posted

comfy ficker

@johnfrum do you remember good old days of me drunkposting here

Like last year

I kind of miss the early days of this discord

@Deleted User there's a difference between people when it comes to joint flexibilty. Brother has exploding knees and literally cannot run for 20 minutes without discomfort though on paper he has better cardiovascular stats than I do

@Comfy#1404 do you remember when me and trans were shitposters here???

yeah

@fedora it still happens

You fuckers

being admin was fun until chinkshit.com tried to smear me

with his autism dog

I'm glad Ibmissed the worst of the ausitm

Good old days when this was /r/eth discord

Siiigh

the discord is bigger than I ever thought it would be tho, I just started it to talk about the /csg/ podcast with a small crew and plan episodes

The best part about me vs deets is that I think he lives fairly close to me

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

Meeeetup????

<:smail:379313786193969152>

deets is fine, leave him be

I kinda want meetup to happen with him

So i see what kinda mastermind is behind those posts

Matthew meets deets and it turns out they get along really well and become best frens

I can see it

That's the hope 😭

I'd go if I weren't a katawa without the shoujo.