He was asking for invites to gay discords a week or two ago "so he could find other reformed homosexuals"

A likely story, m8

deets vs Matthew boxing match when

Uwe Boll style

old me was straight, exploration years me gay, return to old ways has come

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AebQIy5UNng

showing my age here

The reputation hit I'd sustain from knocking a anemic little faggot out over internet bantz would be unrecoverable

deets would use his superior speed

and tire you out from your sheer mass

the only way to win is to get a lucky knockout blow

He couldn't dodge hands this big, brother

I'd say it's an even match, deets has a more active lifestyle but lacks the reach advantage, Matthew spends all his time on his ass watching normie entertainment and will be slow/easily tired

but will have fatass strength

i do not appreciate the head placement on the top image

Active lifestyle? We've been over this. He's a "freelance web designer". He's probably more sedentary than me

Do you know feel when people are so obxonious you want to smash their head open

everyone does m8

@fedora I am steady growing my list yes.

I just eat like I'm 6 dwarves standing on each other's shoulders

Thats not a lot of food though

gnight every1

happy new year

Fuckong pussy couldnt even last to midnight new years

night lad

Dwarf fortress dwarves, not midgets

I'd say deets makes up for his web designer work by actually going out at the weekends, I bet he hits up the clubs with his tranny friends

so he's probably got some decent stamina

now Matthew would have a buff if his gf is allowed to be in the audience as he won't want to look like a bitch in front of her, to make it more even we ban her from attending

I think i will get my creatine today <:smail:379313786193969152>

she can spend the night with me

I'll make sure she doesn't see the match

Hes a manlet who wears boots to try and compensate so probably noteven thatn

Creatine help helping

<:smail:379313786193969152>

But I literally go to the gym 5 days a week. I lift, bruh, I'm just fat 😂 <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Hm, what's your totals?

deadlift, squat and bench

we can plug this into the stats

/fit / HOURS