@εïз irma εïз have you ever seen videos about the ambush theory?

Cheetahs will ambush you

someone red pill me

Yes, why would they not?

The hunt is the running, not the ambush.

They are not ambush predators.

All of the energy spent is spent on the running.

Again, why would they not?

You don't do a sing and dance.

yes

yeah

i think stalking up close and suddenly running out of bushes at your prey counts as an ambush of sorts

"Pursuit predation is an alternate predation strategy to ambush predation. While pursuit predators use a detection and pursuit phase in order to obtain prey, ambush predators use stealth to capture prey. Strength and speed are important to pursuit predators, whereas ambush predators ignore these in favor of surprise from a typically concealed location."

"a surprise attack by people lying in wait in a concealed position."

They are pursuit predators. Every pursuit predator relies on stealth.

they are not an ambush predator but they do ambush prey

Except every ambush fails because the ambush isn't what kills the prey.

But yes they ambush.

CollegeHumor is painfully unfunny.

They consistently release disappointing videos that I might have found funny when I was 12.

Isn't Adam Ruins Everything CollegeHumor?

Most unfunny liberal shill piece of shit ever.

I hated him even before I found out he was a liberal shill.

Such a punchable face.

Journalists get the rope.

Along with Adam.

Adam is a faggot

and wrong on some things

journalists get the rope?

I didn't claim I wasn't.

are you saying we should kill journalists?

No, by "get the rope" I mean we should give them rope.

yes

@L0GAN

I propose National Gift A Rope To A Journalist Day.

I make bombs and shoot guns. Plenty of people do that.

why do you want to kill journalists?

whats your goal

I never said I wanted to kill journalists.

no you didnt

but the phrase "get the rope" means a certain thing

"Newspapers are not made any longer by news or journalism. They are made by sheer weight of money expressed in free gift schemes. They serve not the interests of the many, but the vested interests of the few."

They were in the 1930's when that quote was expressed. Replace newspapers with TV and the internet and it's the same.

That's exactly what modern media does though.

The medium changed. Nothing else did.

Isn't a tight ass a good thing?

You have bad taste.

I missed that part.

Stand by your perversions instead of deleting your messages.

inb4 shes actually a 70 year old Australian man

Would not make a difference to me if you believed that. I'm just words on a screen.

yep

Stalin was very close to killing all of the Jews and then he died.

dont think os

So weird that that happened.

@L0GAN did you mean Beirut?

i havent, is it good?

just watched Sicario 2 the other day

yes

I'm feeling pretty generous. I'll show you what I look like.

Oh then you don't need to see it.

Unfortunately that is not me, that's the late Leon Trotsky.

True leader of the Soviet Union.

if everyone calls them that isnt it basically their names?

You were pretty close to seeing my beautiful terrorist face, beard and all.

You squandered it with your shitposting.

my browser history is depressing

all it is, is stuff about tanks and fighter jets

My browser history is woke.

Leopard 2, M1, F-16, F/A-18C

The German military is a fucking joke.

It's hilarious how bad it is.

they made good shit tho

H&K

That's a private company.

Germany

not the armed forces

Rheinmetall is also a solid German company

Poland should exist only to piss off Ukrainian.

Who are a fake country.

the armed forces might be a joke, and i hate how European militaries treat NCO's like shit

but the Leo 2 is fantastic, as is the Marder IFV

Stalin would only be good for Nigeria which is backwards and overpopulated.

just someone who kills 20 million people

India already fell into the Malthusian trap.

convince Canada to sell our old Leopard 1 tanks to Nigeria, get a dictator set up there with the tanks, wait for people to die

It will never happen.

Most African countries have access to cheaper Soviet tanks which are functionally the same.

yeah

why

Wouldn't work.

who does that benefit

World is too connected.

why would they do that

Canada is a shitty nation?

Direct imperialism is less profitable than indirect imperialism.

The profit transfer of labor value benefits secondary producers more than primary producers.

Direct imperialism was beneficial during the pre-industrial era because it was all raw resources extraction with very little secondary production.

Good luck.

you keep saying non nuclear nations, like youre talking about africa and less developed countries