No thank you.

ASMR is disgusting and unsettling.

And I already think you're an idiot so anything you send me I immediately discount.

Let's not pretend either of us are saints.

You don't have to ping me every time by the way.

@εïз irma εïз why

@εïз irma εïз not

So triggered.

uh oh, did i just come in and add gas to a flame

@εïз irma εïз

I don't judge you for it.

well thats good to hear

so true

i was a retard long before i came here

You give yourself too little credit.

I thought retardation was based on mental capacity. If everyone in the world had an IQ of 20, and my IQ was 100, you'd still be retarded.

I am intensely anti-feminist.

youre*

Special but not retarded. That's a semantic false equivalency.

you're*

no

no me

just do it by yourself that works

You broke him.

I've run into this problem before.

@εïз irma εïз how do i restart

When an engine overheats you can't just restart the engine.

Logan overheated.

there we go

Too much think make the brain not working good.

The average IQ of Africa is 68. Previously I estimated his IQ at 20.

Perhaps I was incorrect in my haste.

oof

now that logan is fixed

~~we can get back to the furry shit~~

You cannot fix a broken dog.

You euthanize broken dogs.

Obviously metaphorical. 👀

Hello FBI.

Like father like son.

my dog has eaten toothpicks, they were in bacon thingies

ouch

Your dog is smarter than you if that's all he does.

dogs are worth it

People are also expensive.

Cost-benefit analysis.

my dog is always worth it

big boye

I'm a reptile person.

i like snakes, but im more of a mammal person

tarantulas are too mainstream get a centipede

Cats pretend to care about you, dogs are conditioned to care about you. With reptiles there's no pretense. They're there to be cool and for your benefit.

They don't care about you and you don't care about them.

so dont get bitten or stung

I want a snake that weighs more than me.

my dog loves me no matter what, i love her no matter what, i give her food, protection, and love, she gives me happiness, protection and exercise

dogs can kill you

Snakes won't kill you if you feed them. Have you seen how animals act in zoos?

Zookeepers don't give a fuck.

Arachnids are Jews.

fuck scorpions

Fuck jews and arachnids

What about jews?

They sting you no matter what

And most never realize it

Some species of snake reach more than 200 pounds.

That is badass.

by sting do you mean steal money

That's part of it

Burmese pythons reach 400 pounds.

That is four Irmas.

Badass.

Do the based Burmese Buddhists release 400 pound pythons on Burmese SJWs?

I would want a king cobra if I got a venemous snake.

That's not true.

Most snakes blend into their environment because birds regularly prey on them and because they're ambush predators. They aren't fast.

Bizarre coloration is not true for snakes as a deterrent.

Venemous to eat, but not venemous snakes. That's not what you said at first, and what you said at first was what I disagreed with.

Not as knowledgeable as I'd like to be so which ones?

I honestly cannot recall any.

most venemous snakes are super camo

cottenmouth

I think of boomslangs, they're green because they live in trees.

Seasnakes, yellow because of coral.

think of cottonmouths, black bc they live in swamps

they have crazy good camo

Plus I'm not sure any snakes are actually venemous to eat.

The venom is in the fangs.

I'm sure some are, but not most.

Taipan

perfectly coloured for the desert

Generally only prey animals use bright coloration as a deterrent because being brightly colored and being an ambush predators would never be naturally selected.

Predators are just not bizarrely colored.

Cheetahs don't ambush and they still have camo.

they stalk

But the hunt is running. They don't ambush.

they stalk as close as possible before running

You don't do a sing and dance even if you want to run something down.

They aren't ambush predators.

thats an ambush of sorts