Again, why would they not?

You don't do a sing and dance.

yes

yeah

i think stalking up close and suddenly running out of bushes at your prey counts as an ambush of sorts

"Pursuit predation is an alternate predation strategy to ambush predation. While pursuit predators use a detection and pursuit phase in order to obtain prey, ambush predators use stealth to capture prey. Strength and speed are important to pursuit predators, whereas ambush predators ignore these in favor of surprise from a typically concealed location."

"a surprise attack by people lying in wait in a concealed position."

They are pursuit predators. Every pursuit predator relies on stealth.

they are not an ambush predator but they do ambush prey

Except every ambush fails because the ambush isn't what kills the prey.

But yes they ambush.

CollegeHumor is painfully unfunny.

They consistently release disappointing videos that I might have found funny when I was 12.

Isn't Adam Ruins Everything CollegeHumor?

Most unfunny liberal shill piece of shit ever.

I hated him even before I found out he was a liberal shill.

Such a punchable face.

Journalists get the rope.

Along with Adam.

Adam is a faggot

and wrong on some things

journalists get the rope?

I didn't claim I wasn't.

are you saying we should kill journalists?

No, by "get the rope" I mean we should give them rope.

yes

@L0GAN

I propose National Gift A Rope To A Journalist Day.

I make bombs and shoot guns. Plenty of people do that.

why do you want to kill journalists?

whats your goal

I never said I wanted to kill journalists.

no you didnt

but the phrase "get the rope" means a certain thing

"Newspapers are not made any longer by news or journalism. They are made by sheer weight of money expressed in free gift schemes. They serve not the interests of the many, but the vested interests of the few."

They were in the 1930's when that quote was expressed. Replace newspapers with TV and the internet and it's the same.

That's exactly what modern media does though.

The medium changed. Nothing else did.

Isn't a tight ass a good thing?

You have bad taste.

I missed that part.