i was a retard long before i came here

You give yourself too little credit.

I thought retardation was based on mental capacity. If everyone in the world had an IQ of 20, and my IQ was 100, you'd still be retarded.

I am intensely anti-feminist.

youre*

Special but not retarded. That's a semantic false equivalency.

you're*

no

no me

just do it by yourself that works

You broke him.

I've run into this problem before.

@εïз irma εïз how do i restart

When an engine overheats you can't just restart the engine.

Logan overheated.

there we go

Too much think make the brain not working good.

The average IQ of Africa is 68. Previously I estimated his IQ at 20.

Perhaps I was incorrect in my haste.

oof

now that logan is fixed

~~we can get back to the furry shit~~

You cannot fix a broken dog.

You euthanize broken dogs.

Obviously metaphorical. 👀

Hello FBI.

Like father like son.

my dog has eaten toothpicks, they were in bacon thingies

ouch

Your dog is smarter than you if that's all he does.

dogs are worth it

People are also expensive.

Cost-benefit analysis.

my dog is always worth it

big boye

I'm a reptile person.

i like snakes, but im more of a mammal person

tarantulas are too mainstream get a centipede

Cats pretend to care about you, dogs are conditioned to care about you. With reptiles there's no pretense. They're there to be cool and for your benefit.

They don't care about you and you don't care about them.

so dont get bitten or stung