reeeeee

reminder of why I dislike this server

telekinesis is fake

You know what power I wish I had?

nothing can move without a force acting upon it

Shapeshifting

I wish I had the power to type adult words in here.

give it a few years you will be a big boy

wow

im only playing

joke

no offence

whew

lol

He went there

***fuck*** that was edgy

Whoa

You grew up

oof

[fanfare plays]

he figured a way around

🤔

I'm a god amongst plebs, I know

;]

I’m going to say a naughty word

stop thinking and watch tv

***handholding***

my first experience was grand in this server.

I got thrown into a muted channel for making pg 13 jokes

meanwhile 10 year olds screeched in the vc with adult words

is that the equivalent to page 3 in uk

girls with melons

it was mesmerizing

<:waitthatsillegal:627762218578214913>

Were you making jokes in the debate channel?

that'll get ya a mute

i was one of many making jokes

hmm

probably this channel

Humor is banned.

:p

yep

this is *serious biz*

but screeching on the mic is cool

Smiling is a bannable offense

VC screeching is usually muted, maybe there weren't any mods in VC at the time

oh there were mods onkine.

they informed me I was a bad boy

Usually mods mute ya if you’ve gotten too many warnings for cursing

Ya know... if YAGPDB doesn’t beat em too it

Yagpdb?

The moderation bot.

Ah

Oh

TheOracle

Okie

Imagine having an eye on your hand

That would be very inconvenient and potentially painful

Nice

Isn’t that just a rock?

nope

I got instant ban when I said I disagree with it being a lemming

lol

its a rat

I wasn't even starting the conversation

The owner posted it and directly asked me

I disagreed with him

Instant ban

if i was to show you them pics and said i snapped them down the park the other day ,most peoppe would say thats a rat not a rock

Was no argument
he instant banned me on my first responce

Kinda just looks like a rock from my POV

not a rock ...rat

it looks like something that smells bad

It’s a weird looking rock. Rocks occasionally resemble other things.

yeah not rats

with legs teeth ears arms etc

you can even see its teeth

and nose

and ears

i mean ...come on

i can even see a whisker

zoom in

rocks with whiskers

mkay

see the white whisker ?

And the Old Man of the Mountain, resembled an old man before it collapsed.

by its mouth

It's admittedly pretty hard to tell.

where it should be

another coincidence of course

I mean how do we even know that picture is from mars?

Could be, could not be.

its on nasa website

rover mars curiosity

yeah, it's an official NASA image.

they also say its a rock

hmmm

The face on mars isn’t a real face. The Old Man of the Mountain isn’t a literal old man.

How do you know it’s not from mars

Then it’s probably a rock

cus thats a earth rat

on earth

thats how

It’s a rock that resembles a rat

^

no

its a rat

It’s probably the angle and lighting that make it look like that anyway

lol

It’s a picture of the ground with rocks on it, with no proof that it’s from mars, and the picture is too blurry to tell if it’s a rat, which it’s probably not.

Not to mention the cropping on those images

off nasa website

they claim its mars

not me

im not that stupid

Like the face on mars doesn’t even look like a face unless it’s partly in shadow.

But people saw it and thought it was proof of Martian civilization

Turns out it was just a naturally shaped rock that looks like a face when the sun is in the right position

lmao

cool story

🤷

you guys got busted

face it

Heh FACE it

you cant get busted without having solid proof and evidence that they are wrong

thats a rat

evidence?

thats proof

Evidence that that’s a rat?

heat camera? any sort of biological proof?

^^

i have eyes

its a rat

and that makes your proof an assumption.

whatwver shit you say

its a rat

assumption.

solid guess from unproved evidence.

I’m sure if we have the tech to take a picture on mars then we have some sort of thermal camera, correct?

but yet again, that technology is susceptible to random factors another planet would give.

for all we know, if this rover is actually on mars, it may have different reading scales than earth.

Ye

That would be a much bigger coincidence than looks alone

oh thats why theres a rat on mars that looos exactly like a earth rat then

silly me

It’s a rock that looks like a rat

rat

daniel, you're not getting anywhere if you dont give evidence other than "isa rat"

is a rat

The rat could never live on mars, it would be too hot

lmao

Wut

correct its earth

not mars

It would not be able to breathe

^

yes

daniel did you see what they did
they made fun of you

its on earth

So you think NASA faked that image?

tney lied to us all

evidence?

common sense

not proved.

assumption.

Isa rat

Jesus rat

Lol

isa rat

The picture could be fake. No solid evidence to suggest it’s an actual picture from mars

__could__

its on nasa website

Isa is Jesus in Islam

from rover mars

curiosity

theres no evidence proving it wrong or right.

what you mean

Im confused

there is no solid evidence that we could know if the image is fake or real.

You think the photo is fake, but you think they took it on mars???

And you’re evidence for it being fake is the rat?

@パートナーキラー its on nasas webssite ,they claim its real but the rat is a rock

proof?

its not a fake image

When you see a spooky shadow at night, is it proof that monsters are in your house?

so its real?

go feckin research twonk

I know the shadow is a monster because it LOOKS like a monster

^

rip

@パートナーキラー sorry

DM me to get a link to a Server for every topic, including conspiracy theories

just get pi$$ed off sometimes

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Lol

wait is this youtube

Yes

Hi! ^^

i thiught i was on discord

Nah

i should of gone to specsavers

This is the krusty Krab

how did i get here

has he been spiking my drinks again

~~We kidnapped you~~ I think you just blacked out and yer friends dropped you off here

:))

😱

they always do that

Oke bai

@Goose hi goose

Hruu?

Haiii

im good thanks you

You were mumbling about rats and rocks while you were out

I’m fine, ty ^-^

oh not again

I’ve gotta go to gym now bbl

Oh damn

Later

@Metallica 🖐

Spoiler ||the rat is a rock||

:))

Woah-

It’s a newly discovered species of rat that’s made of granite

lol

is it sponsored by nasa

NASA discovered it

It’s a funny story

now it all makes sense

All the moon rocks were actually rats. NASA found them on the moon and brought them back for study.

is all the animals on mars made of rock ?

But they escaped

That’s why they can’t find the moon rocks

ahh shit

Now imagine their surprise when they find the same species on mars

,,we can just copy and paste that out bob ,,,and we will just crop thst over here

i dunno ...what