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2019-05-01 01:44:41 UTC

these jokes are bad im going to barium later

2019-05-01 01:45:09 UTC

im suprised i even got a reaction out of those chemistry puns

2019-05-01 01:45:21 UTC

The thing is

2019-05-01 01:45:38 UTC

Ik but I donโ€™t know enough to understand n laugh 2 it

2019-05-01 01:45:40 UTC

U know?

2019-05-01 01:45:55 UTC

Or did Im I making u confuse

2019-05-01 01:46:41 UTC

you are not laughing to my puns because they arent good. But what can i say, i already made the best puns earlier so all the good jokes argon

2019-05-01 01:49:28 UTC

@Dragon the Redcoat Hydrogen is running around and Helium says "What's wrong Hydrogen?"
"I've lost an electron" replies Hydrogen.
"Are you sure?" aks Helium?
"YES I AM POSITIVE"

2019-05-01 01:49:42 UTC

lol

2019-05-01 01:50:35 UTC

I think that was an ok mix of oxygen and potassium

2019-05-01 01:50:36 UTC

What's Uranium's favourite past time?

2019-05-01 01:50:49 UTC

Going Fishon

2019-05-01 01:51:01 UTC

haha

2019-05-01 01:51:32 UTC

Did you hear what happened to Mercury?

2019-05-01 01:51:39 UTC

Yeah he took it up the ass and died of AIDS.

2019-05-01 01:52:10 UTC

weird thing is i find these funny

2019-05-01 01:52:16 UTC

which isnt good

2019-05-01 01:52:42 UTC

Why did the army attack with acid?

2019-05-01 01:52:43 UTC

probably because they are so Co Rn Y

2019-05-01 01:52:47 UTC

To neutralize the Enemy's base!

2019-05-01 01:53:02 UTC

lol

2019-05-01 01:53:16 UTC

mine are better because they are puns

2019-05-01 01:53:31 UTC

so you might want to barium

2019-05-01 01:53:44 UTC

Sulfur Sodium and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
OH SNaP says the bartender

2019-05-01 01:54:11 UTC

that one was Au Ti S Ti C

2019-05-01 01:54:14 UTC

I'm going to stop now, you're not REACTING to my jokes anymore.

2019-05-01 01:54:28 UTC

K

2019-05-01 01:54:39 UTC

actually Na keep going

2019-05-01 01:54:48 UTC

even though the best puns argon

2019-05-01 01:54:57 UTC

Why are thermometers so smart?

2019-05-01 01:55:03 UTC

Because they have many DEGREES

2019-05-01 01:55:48 UTC

Is that funny?

2019-05-01 01:55:54 UTC

na

2019-05-01 01:56:05 UTC

Neutron asks the barkeep for the tab.
Barkeep says "It's on the house, NO CHARGE"

2019-05-01 01:56:13 UTC

they are Be Au Ti Ful

2019-05-01 01:56:26 UTC

the end is funny

2019-05-01 01:56:42 UTC

lol

2019-05-01 01:56:50 UTC

I rinsed out a tooth this morning, I think I spat out a MOLAR SOLUTION

2019-05-01 01:57:02 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-01 01:57:05 UTC

He He He

2019-05-01 01:57:15 UTC

I don't even find these funny

2019-05-01 01:57:16 UTC

O Mg that one was good

2019-05-01 01:57:26 UTC

also my jokes are better

2019-05-01 01:57:31 UTC

Idk, the quality...

2019-05-01 01:57:33 UTC

I think these jokes are sodium funny

2019-05-01 01:57:38 UTC

In fact I slapped my neon that one.

2019-05-01 01:57:45 UTC

bro thas kinda cringe ~annoying orange

2019-05-01 01:57:55 UTC

what was cringe?

2019-05-01 01:57:59 UTC

I would give you some more jokes... but all the good ones argon.

2019-05-01 01:58:08 UTC

I already made that one

2019-05-01 01:58:14 UTC

;-;

2019-05-01 01:58:14 UTC

Ha

2019-05-01 01:58:21 UTC

I made all of them at this point

2019-05-01 01:58:26 UTC

I am lord of the puns

2019-05-01 01:58:51 UTC

Did you hear about the book on helium? You can't seem to put it down!

2019-05-01 01:58:57 UTC

wrong one

2019-05-01 01:59:20 UTC

did you change gravity to helium?

2019-05-01 01:59:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484514023698726912/572965250299592715/1526800357105.jpg

2019-05-01 01:59:21 UTC

lmao

2019-05-01 01:59:24 UTC

No charge haha that's a good one

2019-05-01 01:59:30 UTC

Get it?

2019-05-01 01:59:33 UTC

Charge?

2019-05-01 01:59:35 UTC

๐Ÿ”ฅ

2019-05-01 01:59:50 UTC

we already made the best ones

2019-05-01 02:02:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/484514023698726912/572966125109772308/FlatEarthCatBall.png

endgame has me in tears

2019-05-01 02:03:54 UTC

good

2019-05-01 02:04:13 UTC

<:CHECK6:403540120181145611> @ใƒ‘ใƒผใƒˆใƒŠใƒผใ‚ญใƒฉใƒผ has been warned
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2019-05-01 02:04:21 UTC

what?

2019-05-01 02:04:24 UTC

when the ship appeared the first thing that came to mind is that what if the ship had speakers and it said bruh when it appeared

2019-05-01 02:04:26 UTC

why?

2019-05-01 02:04:39 UTC
2019-05-01 02:04:45 UTC

OI

i was saying how if you watch it, youre going to fuckรญng cry

2019-05-01 02:04:47 UTC

probably more

2019-05-01 02:04:52 UTC

sheeple

2019-05-01 02:04:55 UTC

When I saw Iron man and Thanos sign the peace treaty at the end, I cried as well @ใƒ‘ใƒผใƒˆใƒŠใƒผใ‚ญใƒฉใƒผ

iron man doesnt die

2019-05-01 02:05:19 UTC

thanks

2019-05-01 02:05:28 UTC

i cant stay here

2019-05-01 02:05:35 UTC

bye

sheeple likes to spoil

2019-05-01 02:05:42 UTC

lol

2019-05-01 02:05:43 UTC

No but there's another Loki from another time line where he gets the space gem after Avengers 1 because the Endgame Avengers mess up trying to get the tesserract

2019-05-01 02:05:56 UTC

i wont read that

2019-05-01 02:05:56 UTC

So we'll probably see alternate Loki in Asguardians of the Galaxy 3

2019-05-01 02:06:07 UTC

oh yeah and my friend said they say loki fighting

2019-05-01 02:06:14 UTC

in the final battle

2019-05-01 02:06:14 UTC

Not true I take a German class and I know for a fact this isnโ€™t true for daily question

2019-05-01 02:06:25 UTC

it was so fast tho

2019-05-01 02:06:39 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-05-01 02:06:50 UTC

>>mute 239786940956672010

2019-05-01 02:06:50 UTC

<:vSuccess:390202497827864597> Successfully muted **Conman84**#5449

2019-05-01 02:06:50 UTC

Sonic would of killed thanos

2019-05-01 02:07:04 UTC

no

2019-05-01 02:07:42 UTC

Hela would have killed Thanos in seconds

2019-05-01 02:07:49 UTC

Dude

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