Message from @Dragon the Redcoat

Discord ID: 572964022996041735


2019-05-01 01:46:41 UTC  

you are not laughing to my puns because they arent good. But what can i say, i already made the best puns earlier so all the good jokes argon

2019-05-01 01:49:28 UTC  

@Dragon the Redcoat Hydrogen is running around and Helium says "What's wrong Hydrogen?"
"I've lost an electron" replies Hydrogen.
"Are you sure?" aks Helium?
"YES I AM POSITIVE"

2019-05-01 01:49:42 UTC  

lol

2019-05-01 01:50:35 UTC  

I think that was an ok mix of oxygen and potassium

2019-05-01 01:50:36 UTC  

What's Uranium's favourite past time?

2019-05-01 01:50:49 UTC  

Going Fishon

2019-05-01 01:51:01 UTC  

haha

2019-05-01 01:51:32 UTC  

Did you hear what happened to Mercury?

2019-05-01 01:51:39 UTC  

Yeah he took it up the ass and died of AIDS.

2019-05-01 01:52:10 UTC  

weird thing is i find these funny

2019-05-01 01:52:16 UTC  

which isnt good

2019-05-01 01:52:42 UTC  

Why did the army attack with acid?

2019-05-01 01:52:43 UTC  

probably because they are so Co Rn Y

2019-05-01 01:52:47 UTC  

To neutralize the Enemy's base!

2019-05-01 01:53:02 UTC  

lol

2019-05-01 01:53:16 UTC  

mine are better because they are puns

2019-05-01 01:53:31 UTC  

so you might want to barium

2019-05-01 01:53:44 UTC  

Sulfur Sodium and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
OH SNaP says the bartender

2019-05-01 01:54:11 UTC  

that one was Au Ti S Ti C

2019-05-01 01:54:14 UTC  

I'm going to stop now, you're not REACTING to my jokes anymore.

2019-05-01 01:54:28 UTC  

K

2019-05-01 01:54:39 UTC  

actually Na keep going

2019-05-01 01:54:48 UTC  

even though the best puns argon

2019-05-01 01:54:57 UTC  

Why are thermometers so smart?

2019-05-01 01:55:03 UTC  

Because they have many DEGREES

2019-05-01 01:55:48 UTC  

Is that funny?

2019-05-01 01:55:54 UTC  

na

2019-05-01 01:56:05 UTC  

Neutron asks the barkeep for the tab.
Barkeep says "It's on the house, NO CHARGE"

2019-05-01 01:56:13 UTC  

they are Be Au Ti Ful

2019-05-01 01:56:26 UTC  

the end is funny

2019-05-01 01:56:42 UTC  

lol

2019-05-01 01:56:50 UTC  

I rinsed out a tooth this morning, I think I spat out a MOLAR SOLUTION

2019-05-01 01:57:02 UTC  

😂

2019-05-01 01:57:05 UTC  

He He He

2019-05-01 01:57:15 UTC  

I don't even find these funny

2019-05-01 01:57:16 UTC  

O Mg that one was good

2019-05-01 01:57:26 UTC  

also my jokes are better

2019-05-01 01:57:31 UTC  

Idk, the quality...

2019-05-01 01:57:33 UTC  

I think these jokes are sodium funny

2019-05-01 01:57:38 UTC  

In fact I slapped my neon that one.

2019-05-01 01:57:45 UTC  

bro thas kinda cringe ~annoying orange