mine are better because they are puns

so you might want to barium

Sulfur Sodium and Phosphorus walk into a bar.
OH SNaP says the bartender

that one was Au Ti S Ti C

I'm going to stop now, you're not REACTING to my jokes anymore.

K

actually Na keep going

even though the best puns argon

Why are thermometers so smart?

Because they have many DEGREES

Is that funny?

na

Neutron asks the barkeep for the tab.
Barkeep says "It's on the house, NO CHARGE"

they are Be Au Ti Ful

the end is funny

lol

I rinsed out a tooth this morning, I think I spat out a MOLAR SOLUTION

😂

He He He

I don't even find these funny

O Mg that one was good

also my jokes are better

Idk, the quality...

I think these jokes are sodium funny

In fact I slapped my neon that one.

bro thas kinda cringe ~annoying orange

what was cringe?

I would give you some more jokes... but all the good ones argon.

I already made that one

;-;

Ha

I made all of them at this point

I am lord of the puns

Did you hear about the book on helium? You can't seem to put it down!

wrong one

did you change gravity to helium?

lmao

No charge haha that's a good one

Get it?

Charge?