Just dont get it in the dickhole

......

Go dry or use actual luve

luve

I use as little as possible aswell

Spell lube venom

Aren't you the one who said he used soap in the shower and it stung?

Who?

Never use soap

ny dudes

yall are absolutly crazy

Yea

In the words of Alien Sex Fiend, "Now I'm Feeling Zombified."

Getting tired. Must pull through.

.mute @revolver schnozelot

🔇 **#0000** has been **muted** from text and voice chat successfully.

fuck thats better

danke

<:Hitler:230297580477612032>

shit

that didnt translate

THANKS

It did translate

You're probably a retard if you don't know what it means

nerd

"danke"

Ha

Fucking hell

you take german too

He broke the system

I thought it meant Dank. lol

danke means thanks in german

miller

try to make an invite

Dont worry Im done

I settled it in dms

Can I have my inv. perms back

no

I can confirm, I got a dm about Miller's soap fetish.

why

Show me the DMs

@ya boi nope lol

@Deleted User why not

I know you fucked a bar of soap

You can't hide it from me

No lol

<:AlsoSmug:230338443010506754>

Damn I love throat aches

Its great not being able to speak normally

And having to clear it of shit every 5 min.

Deepthroating is hard

you cant have your invite perms back

You'll get used to it

i also revoked all your invites

if you leave now

your gone'

@ya boi Thats not what I mean

so stop trying to escape your roles

Why

I cant wait for the abuse

We're good mods

You're in safe hands

I hope

Jesus christ

Nice photoshop

thanks 😉

@ya boi he doesnt exist

Who doesn't

Jesus Christ, he doesnt exist

I pray to Beardjima every night before bed.

Lol

Historically, Jesus Christ lived.

Religiously.... well.... School isn't for smart people... And I guess church is a kind of school.

I had Jehova witnesses come out to the house the other day.

They gave me a pamphlet.

Roo the New Jew

I directed them to my grandma's house.

Then went to bed.

Still an hour and a half.

The things I do in the name of Kojima...

"This just in: Idiot white boy found dead from lack of sleep. And up next, is foot fungus evolving? Find out after this short break!"

@Sexy Zombie Roo are you an organ donor by any chance?

My organs belong to me.

Ok, just asking

I'll steal them

Whos doing that

They're mine. There's no other deity in this realm of reality with the proper perfection of genetics to sustain them. So no.

@Sexy Zombie Roo I am @godstatus, and i can take whatever the hell i want

What they didn't tell you is that you were cloned from my cells.

That's why you have that weird freckle on your special place.

<@224780830868766720>

fuck

<@&254044327259537408>

😃

...

YESSSS!

#GODSTATUSACHIEVED

You don't exist 😄

Congrats, I knew you had it in you!

There was a Robbie Rotten AMA on reddit and it's amazing

wepx