jeez

assuming 20 years thats 250 a year

assuming 30 years thats (3/5)*100 men a year

S A G G Y
W A L L S

disregard me I'm a shit at maths

everyday we stray farther from Gods light

sheeeeeeeeit

D A N G L I N G
B A C O N

It's still a lot of dick

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @Convo

It'd just be a huge tar hole

what if they were all asian?

no saggy walls

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OF3icemRJc

a chick that gets married to a high T male that she actually likes is going to have sex more total times than a chick that has 5000 one night stands in 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMhw5MFYU0s

https://youtu.be/GHhFtkGfaWU?t=3m56s

watch from 3m55s

oh shit you guys I have a funny story from my roommate in college

so some background, I roomed with chink idiot who thought he was le edgy libertarian etc etc

thought he was going to get filthy rich from his economics degree

anyway, one day were both drunk (courtesy of me, as fucking usual)

and we have some people over at the dorm

and hes being awkward as fuck as usual so I tried to get him to stir up some conversation

by asking about the picture of a dog he had framed on his desk

I cant remember exactly how it went

🇩 🇪 🇬 🇪 🇳 🇪 🇷 🅰 🇹 🇪

but basically he accidentally left his dog outside one night during the winter in albany

he let it out to pee and forget to let it back in

and it froze to death

and he spent like 30 minutes trying to explain to everyone there how it wasnt his fault

goodtimes.wav

gook genocide

but chinks are like insects man

Yes

>funny story

no that was sad

Spoiler alert, the dog dies.

it was funny irl

I have a funny story about a chink

because he spent so much time doing mental gymnastics trying to explain how it wasnt his fault

"yeah the dog was frozen when I woke up but he wasnt dead"

"what do you mean eric, how is that possible"

"well he didnt die because of me"

"what do you mean, how can that not be your fault"

*spends 30 minutes talking about how it wasnt his fault*

kek

luckily everyone who was over was on our floor so they already knew he was a massive sperg

I was drinking with some korean guy one time, we were playing vidya in the dorm

and eric comes back

first fucking thing he does is turn on the human centipede

like to watch for fun

Never forget /MLPOL/

Vhat the fuck koba

kek dont go to uni man

my 2nd roommate was another guy straight off the fucking mainland

boyuan

he wasnt as bad as eric but he would skype his parents and gf from like 10pm to 4am

loud as fuck in the dorm

he smelled too

never showered

And people giggle at me for going to a community college

had all sorts of chinese shit everywhere

giggle

*giggle*

nah dude fuck "real" colleges

get a 2 year and get your bachelors somewhere else

one time eric and kang went off one friday night

Shit nigga, its a state school, I can do my two year and tale ecerything else I need for a four year online through another campus

and I was like whatever, theyre probably just going to get high as fuck and wont be a problem when they come back

For dirt fookin cheap

@Mushroom 🚗ドリフト🚓🚓🚓 wtf i love horsefuckersn ow

2 hours later they come back, after having dropped a half a dozen tabs of acid each

and kang was fine, but eric was completely fucked

he was having a psychotic break

so I called EMS and had them take eric away

and the next day guess who that fucker blamed

me

@Koba mmmm

>it was somehow my fault he got into trouble for taking a boatload of psychadelic drugs

Huh rlly makes u think

your brain has been altered by acid
let me fix it for you

its an ok drug in low doses

"God if you hadent said anything it would have been fine!"

nasty drug at anything higher than a tab

anything over 50um is awful

"Acid is a good drug" - koba

"ok drug"

@Koba

hmmm

zn

Its still some majorly.degenerate shit, but I say that having done coke when I was yonger.

>i am surrounded by single druggies with no education

>he lives in commiefornia