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2018-08-02 09:37:00 UTC

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2018-08-02 11:02:47 UTC

Lookism - because "my body my choice" is bad now

2018-08-02 11:20:23 UTC

I didn't get to choose that a rag like Huffpost is talking about it.

2018-08-02 11:20:41 UTC

But I think it is pretty well fucked that we judge people by the way they look *all the time* and it's encouraged

2018-08-02 11:20:53 UTC

Colbert does it. Audience applauds.

2018-08-02 11:21:07 UTC

Despite how every storybook preaches the exact opposite of this horseshit.

2018-08-02 11:21:19 UTC

And despite it being fiction, it makes perfect sense.

2018-08-02 11:24:15 UTC

Women want a man who looks like they can provide for them and protect them. Men want a woman who looks like they can produce offspring.

2018-08-02 11:24:48 UTC

It's something the human species has done to survive for millennia. We're born this way, why do we have to change?

2018-08-02 11:24:50 UTC

Well

2018-08-02 11:24:57 UTC

What the FUCK does looking like you can provide, look like

2018-08-02 11:25:04 UTC

We don't punch animals anymore.

2018-08-02 11:25:07 UTC

But of course, if you're gay, you can't change because something something

2018-08-02 11:25:25 UTC

You're right

2018-08-02 11:25:28 UTC

And another thing

2018-08-02 11:25:36 UTC

Wanting men tall, is wanting men with a shorter lifespan.

2018-08-02 11:25:40 UTC

But that instinct is still there

2018-08-02 11:25:41 UTC

It's demonstrably holding the species back.

2018-08-02 11:26:35 UTC

I don't know if women want tall men as a rule. Isn't the average height for a Male like 5'9"?

2018-08-02 11:26:45 UTC

It varies country by country.

2018-08-02 11:26:45 UTC

That's not super tall

2018-08-02 11:26:51 UTC

I guess

2018-08-02 11:27:01 UTC

It would be fine if they wanted men to be taller than THEM

2018-08-02 11:27:11 UTC

But lately, that hasn't been the bar.

2018-08-02 11:27:19 UTC

They want men taller than them IN HEELS

2018-08-02 11:27:20 UTC

Women are generally shorter than men

2018-08-02 11:27:29 UTC

And they will not negotiate on this.

2018-08-02 11:27:42 UTC

Then those women will have a harder time finding a mate

2018-08-02 11:27:42 UTC

There's this excellent video that demonstrates everything wrong with the courtship scene right now.

2018-08-02 11:27:44 UTC

Sucks for them

2018-08-02 11:27:46 UTC

And I do mean everything.

2018-08-02 11:28:12 UTC

Watching it now

2018-08-02 11:28:55 UTC

She's *awful.*

2018-08-02 11:29:12 UTC

And very very standard.

2018-08-02 11:34:26 UTC

She does sound awful

2018-08-02 11:34:36 UTC

But I don't know how representative she is

2018-08-02 11:34:51 UTC

Maybe in metropolitan areas but probably not rural areas

2018-08-02 11:34:55 UTC

Well, of the height thing. I know that's EXTREMELY normal.

2018-08-02 11:35:02 UTC

I see that everywhere.

2018-08-02 11:35:10 UTC

To have such a bare minimum.

2018-08-02 11:35:10 UTC

Shes almost 26 and doesn't want kids for the next 7 years

2018-08-02 11:35:22 UTC

That's crazy

2018-08-02 11:35:27 UTC

I'm beginning to think that girls think men can gain height the same way they can lose weight.

2018-08-02 11:35:46 UTC

It's much easier to lose weight than alter your height

2018-08-02 11:35:51 UTC

o: Yes.

2018-08-02 11:35:57 UTC

Possible is much easier than impossible.

2018-08-02 11:36:10 UTC

Well, there's leg extensions

2018-08-02 11:36:14 UTC

Which sound horrible

2018-08-02 11:36:24 UTC

Oh I know which proceedure you mean

2018-08-02 11:36:26 UTC

But not impossible

2018-08-02 11:36:57 UTC

Her first deal breaker is that you don't like partying

2018-08-02 11:36:59 UTC

Wtf

2018-08-02 11:37:06 UTC

At least that involves a choice.

2018-08-02 11:37:11 UTC

She doesn't want kids until she's 32

2018-08-02 11:37:21 UTC

I don't begrudge anyone who makes a prerequisite out of a CHOICE.

2018-08-02 11:37:32 UTC

Good luck trying to find a man at that age. They're all already fathers with other women

2018-08-02 11:37:38 UTC

I mean I will call her a typical dumb WOOOOO girl.

2018-08-02 11:37:44 UTC

Her standards make no sense

2018-08-02 11:37:59 UTC

We need to have a pet before a kid. Wtf

2018-08-02 11:38:07 UTC

Those are not the same thing

2018-08-02 11:38:43 UTC

I think that scene was meant to show how sad single ladies in their late 20's/ early 30's are

2018-08-02 11:38:57 UTC

You haven't had a little sister, have you

2018-08-02 11:39:20 UTC

I do not have a little sister

2018-08-02 11:39:22 UTC

It gets sadder as time goes, but it's NEVER not annoying.

2018-08-02 11:39:29 UTC

From the moment it begins

2018-08-02 11:39:36 UTC

It can fuck right off.. ๐Ÿ˜จ

2018-08-02 11:39:53 UTC

It also depends how the woman is raised and who her circle of friends are

2018-08-02 11:40:02 UTC

Mostly depends*

2018-08-02 11:40:10 UTC

Yeah that's where innocence goes to die.

2018-08-02 11:40:19 UTC

she ruined it with the age thing

2018-08-02 11:40:21 UTC

The homogenization of friends they meet in the outside world.

2018-08-02 11:40:26 UTC

Everyone out there.. sucks.

2018-08-02 11:40:43 UTC

I wouldn't say everyone sucks

2018-08-02 11:40:43 UTC

Oh just the age thing? lol

2018-08-02 11:40:47 UTC

But a lot suck

2018-08-02 11:41:08 UTC

heck, her personality broke it from step 1 but that wasn't a question ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-08-02 11:41:11 UTC

And it's your responsibility as a parent/guardian/older sibling to guide them

2018-08-02 11:41:35 UTC

Well if you were able to get her alone, you could beat the stupid out of her.

2018-08-02 11:41:44 UTC

But until she gives you that opportunity, yeah.

2018-08-02 11:41:50 UTC

Her prerequisites are shite.

2018-08-02 11:41:53 UTC

I would have banged her but then she opened her mouth lmao

2018-08-02 11:42:01 UTC

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-08-02 11:42:07 UTC

Why did she respond like that

2018-08-02 11:42:08 UTC

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-08-02 11:42:17 UTC

Because millennial

2018-08-02 11:42:26 UTC

Can't people just emote properly?

2018-08-02 11:42:33 UTC

Because millennial

2018-08-02 11:42:34 UTC

thats why you gotta fill the mouth, Dan ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

2018-08-02 11:42:45 UTC

#metoo

2018-08-02 11:43:10 UTC

Speaking as a millennial lol

2018-08-02 11:43:38 UTC

at what level did you guys bail tho? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-08-02 11:43:48 UTC

Oh I'm 5'7.

2018-08-02 11:43:54 UTC

Question 1

2018-08-02 11:44:03 UTC

Morally, yes. Question 1.

2018-08-02 11:44:07 UTC

I think partying is for the birds.

2018-08-02 11:44:14 UTC

Actually, before Q1 because she mentioned how much she likes to party

2018-08-02 11:44:25 UTC

Being a partier at 26...

2018-08-02 11:44:28 UTC

"I like to DRINK"

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