Message from @Monk

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2018-03-22 21:22:30 UTC  

i thought they have blow the... ---censored--- ...to get laid?

2018-03-22 21:23:04 UTC  

I might be revealing my innocence in a lot of these matters here, but what?

2018-03-22 21:24:00 UTC  

so a dirty secret about arab prostitution revolves around the ease that any Muslim can declare themselves to be an Imam.

2018-03-22 21:24:00 UTC  

i think it's called ship toasting

2018-03-22 21:24:36 UTC  

which means that every muslim pimp is an Imam, who can grant "temporary marriage licences" for a small feee

2018-03-22 21:24:56 UTC  

I always get so heated when islam comes up in conversation.

2018-03-22 21:25:00 UTC  

I really can't stand islam.

2018-03-22 21:25:38 UTC  

The good thing about Islam is their incompetence. Their gains are only ever a result of our failure to act

2018-03-22 21:25:50 UTC  

Yeah.

2018-03-22 21:26:09 UTC  

when the west acts against Islam, their complete inability to fight large scale actions shows and we win.

2018-03-22 21:26:41 UTC  

The are the Wile E Coyote of bad guys

2018-03-22 21:28:41 UTC  

Oh I know. In terms of combat prowess they're a complete and utter joke.

2018-03-22 21:28:50 UTC  

you mean... they are even more incompetent than americans? 😄 (the stories i've heard from buddies that were in the Bundeswehr... 😄 )

2018-03-22 21:29:15 UTC  

As a former American combat trooper, US army infantry is mid tier

2018-03-22 21:29:32 UTC  

Aussies, german, and North korean infantry are better

2018-03-22 21:29:33 UTC  

You know, it's weird, maybe it's just a cultural thing... but almost every single German I've ever met on the internet (and later found out was German) has been *incredibly* rude, especially when talking about America, to my knowledge. It's pretty weird, but then it's probably just selective memory. lol

2018-03-22 21:29:41 UTC  

Nearly every one.

2018-03-22 21:29:49 UTC  

US marines are better than aussie and german infantry though

2018-03-22 21:30:09 UTC  

but I was recon, I just played hide and go seek

2018-03-22 21:30:19 UTC  

well... you should really not take anything i say in a channel called "shitposting" serious 😉

2018-03-22 21:30:37 UTC  

Again, not you specifically, but it's just something I've noticed.

2018-03-22 21:30:48 UTC  

With Germans I've met online in general.

2018-03-22 21:31:15 UTC  

However, if you give any US army infantry company access to just a handful of the "combat multipliers"

2018-03-22 21:31:26 UTC  

we are god tier

2018-03-22 21:31:27 UTC  

but i really heard a lot of anecdotes... which is obviously not representative

2018-03-22 21:31:51 UTC  

and jaden... you said every single one 😉

2018-03-22 21:32:03 UTC  

Every single one *that I have met/talked to personally.*

2018-03-22 21:32:05 UTC  

The only method that currently works against a US infantry platoon was discovered in Vietnam

2018-03-22 21:32:15 UTC  

Hoich Dai "Grab them by the belt"

2018-03-22 21:32:44 UTC  

if you can get within 100 yards of an american unit, that unit can not call for combat support

2018-03-22 21:32:58 UTC  

So if you are better warriors, you can then win

2018-03-22 21:33:02 UTC  

Of course it could just be selective memory. I *might* have met and talked to one that wasn't immediately condescending. lol

2018-03-22 21:33:08 UTC  

well... you could also give them alcohol... but that might only work for friends 😉

2018-03-22 21:33:09 UTC  

but the second you kill the last american, then you get bombed

2018-03-22 21:33:11 UTC  

That I was aware was a German. lol

2018-03-22 21:33:55 UTC  

but you are right... i can be incredibly rude... but mostly to bavarians... i hate bavarians 😄

2018-03-22 21:34:37 UTC  

Really, as long as Falko is not burning Jews to stay warm he is a nicer german than the historical norm

2018-03-22 21:34:51 UTC  

Also, I guess I'm not one to talk, because I've noticed that I have a tendency to fall back and snark and sarcasm while refuting points during an argument, if it gets heated enough.