Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Hillary to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Kentucky???? This is so fucked

NOT

MY

TENDIES

FUCK

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https://twitter.com/i/status/1087133583154778112

wait

how old is that south park episode

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh my god it's perfect

bruh

drum and everything

lmfao

doesnt leave the white guy alone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holiday_Special_(South_Park)

except randy actually did something

>self victimization

hahahaha

south park is amazing

was, yes

i havent watched it in so long but i should

this last season was so bad

was it?

Did anyone else hear what trevor noah said about the covington kid on camera

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didnt they go like super political lol

@EndangeredProdigy some ooga booga shit?

All political

they've always been political

what, the latest season was great

https://youtu.be/cm80MKn_ZQ8

All about trump

season 22 i think

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pfftt

trump wasn't even in the latest season

i've been cucked

blocked in canada

PFFFTT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park_(season_22)

TRUDEAU FINDS THIS VIDEO OFFENSIVE

read the episode descriptions

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they made mr garrison trump

or is it ms garrison

idek anymore

hold

he switched genders like 10 times

>straight

>closet

>gay

>lesbian

its MR

MR

>tranny

@Ethreen42 available to me

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A WOMAN TO YOU

>straight

😂

@awoooooo download and reupload pls

ITS MA'AM

or tell me about it ploxz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrENB5HZ38
mr garrison irl

mr garrison was doing gender fluid before the twitter down syndromers were

only other vid with a clip of noah's statements in it. The full is worse, but this is the best I can do for those of you not in US https://youtu.be/CSl1YEmzCV4?t=156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGpELPDD2LA

2 episodes about manbearpig and al gore, 2 episodes about amazon and jeff bezos, an episode about phone culture that was cringy, an episode to essentially ruin the mr hankey character, 2 episodes about rental scooters and door to door pot sales, 1 episode about school shootings happening every minutes and that leaves one episode about all of the church being pedophiles to ruin father maxi @Maddie

omg

i love manbearpig

remember when he was in the imaginationland episodes?

https://youtu.be/V_JePgeYzVE

it was grating with manbearpig being real, al gore being right and then satan dying and... nothing

except al gore wasn't right

just two episodes of shaming people

that's the only thing about season 22 that annoyed me

its like a blowjob to al gore

dude was still a fear monger that milked people for money

the gun hysteria didn't annoy you either?

you gotta wonder how these people have the time to just waste their lives doing shit like this all the time @Zuihou

or the way they showed the locals as controlled retards to the intellectual brilliance of a telepathic jeff bezos?

The school shooting stuff? I thought it was funny

oh shit he's calling for them not to be allowed into colleges wtf

**Papa Sadistisch#1253** just left the server.

what about the pc babies plotline? @taekahn

eh, that was annoying

i've been sick of PC principal for awhile now

he should have been a 1 season character

buddhabox and the whole... i got anxiety line?

pc principle needs character progression

was pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIXIzvyAlLA

anybody else see this?

just seemed more annoyance then funny to me this season. Best episode was the one about father maxi at least

a nasty old man?

i see it

Yea

its right in the middle of the screen

this whole Venezuelan thing seems to be redpilling a lot of latin americans in the US

the content of the vid lol

more latinos for Drumpf in 2020

That's good then

the guy finds stolen valor perpetrators

Guy got out as private

Fewer Democratic votes for 2020

And he is now on the trail of the Accuser in the Coviingtongate

Had a few ua

yep, the Dems are bleeding white people

I was registered Democrat but I am registered as None now

https://twitter.com/i/status/1087505115861344256

same

I was a registered Democrat in 2012 but I switched it to no affiliation

"Offensive Moderate"

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/23/trump-tells-pelosi-he-will-give-state-of-the-union-during-government-shutdown.html

*and another one does and another does another one bites the dust* https://twitter.com/linzsports/status/1088218565323485184?s=19

fuck em all

Trump has the N word pass

https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/23/nathan-phillips-protesters-storm-basilica-covington/?utm_medium=push&utm_source=daily_caller&utm_campaign=push

the fucking nerve of this redskin stolen valor faggot

Clear these folks

dude's a celebrity now, he feels powah

ok quick question everyone

should I

have tacos, burgers, or chicken tonight

Chicken

Chicken tacos?

ooh thinking outside the box @Khanclansith

Tacos

I'm feeling the tacos too

@EndangeredProdigy chicken

so u dont shit ur pants

and dont stay a soyboy

lol

ull get muscle

SO

It's up to you, but I am say Chicken Tacos

u can click runescape faster for that sweet runecrafting xp

also yeah chicken tacos are good

burger wont help u beat up antifags

I would make some chicken here, but I don't wanna waste a clean pan since my wife is out of town

roasted lime chicken will though

oh then tacos man

In and out burger?

if u have those ortega shells

Uhh clean the pan afterwards?

I wish I had an in and out burger @Zuihou

That is unheard of behavior @Glaice

Shameful lol

the only pans I clean immediately are cast iron skillets

This is soo funny

because I don't want them to rust

Oh, cast iron is a different matter

Season it

if you cook any meat in it, there's always shit all over it afterward

even with seasoning, you still have to run water over it

season it and all you do is wipe it down

hm

I must be seasoning it wrong then

because I always get gristle

it takes a LOT of oil to season a pan

and it won't come off

heat it for a few hours in a warm overn (like 200 degrees) and get it to soak all the oil it can then let it cool

I love cast iron though because it sears meat like no other

but it's a bitch to take care of

the food shouldn't really touch the metal itself

I'll try the 200 degrees. I've been putting it in at 400 for an hour so maybe that's too hot

cast iron makes the best pineapple upside down cake

@EndangeredProdigy way way way to hot, that breaks down most oils into a rancid mess

I could share my recipe for cornbread with y'all

it's really good

i am interested in your cornbread recipe

400 is above most smokepoints

200 is enough to make the metal porous and soak the oil into it

ok so you use a small cast iron skillet and preheat it with 2 tablespoons of cooking oil at 435 degrees. Then combine 1 cup of cornmeal, 1 egg, 1 tablespoon of cooking oil, and 1 cup of buttermilk and stir. when the skillet is fully heated, sprinkle some cornmeal in the heated skillet and then pour the mixture in afterward. cook it in the oven for about 20 minutes or until the top of the corbread is light brown

best cornbread you'll ever eat

make sure you put the skillet in the oven when the oven is cold and allow the skillet to heat to 435 with the oven

before adding any ingredients other than oil

using nixamalized cornmeal?

I just use bagged cornmeal let me go see exactly what kind I use one sec

been using masa harina myself for my upside down cake

maseca brand

btw, mixing in a can of creamed corn makes corn bread even better

oof

trending with 5k tweets

I use Martha White self rising white cornmeal @Misomania

they just had to have something making fun of Drumpf on trending

and they picked anything

yeah twitter is biased

it changes corn bread to something called mexican sweet corn cake. really good stuff

GAB GANG

even if it has 5k tweets vs. millions

this is southern cornbread, not sweet cornbread

it's crispy on the bottom and soft on the top, and is real buttery

Why the fuck is #wearemaduro trending? Fucking goverment bots

How old is that person

that tweeted it

it's twitter

What's happening?

they are manipulating trending just like youtube manipulate theirs

should be renamed to "staff picks"

why are you surprised

Ey gab's winning against leftist deplatform attempts

stop giving twitter attention

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7216/sweet-corn-cake/ @EndangeredProdigy

@Maddie and where else do I stalk my favourite ecelebs?

God i can only hate the hipocrecy of this goverment

Doesn't matter... Quick run down on Venezuela

Cinamon cake best cake

i agree

yeah around here we call that yankee cake @Misomania

lol

shit

now i wanna make cinamon cake

Cinnamon cake also doesn't matter

If you want i can give you a run down of whats happening here

Is this a government in exile or did maduro step down

I have a really good recipe around somewhere

want to know something strange? we have a local candy made from mashed potatoes https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/220888/peanut-butter-potato-candy/

That and French toast casserole

Neither we have both goverment at the same time

French toast casserole is the best

I love clafloutis

If you just take some all purpose flour, salt, and pepper and mix it together, then take some raw chicken tendies and give them a bath in the mixture, then dip the tendy in an egg and give it another mixture bath. that'll give it really good breading for some fried chicken tendies

@EndangeredProdigy you have to make clafloutis in that skillet. Well worth it

NPCs out in full force defending the Maduro regime

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I have never heard of that I will try it out lol @Misomania

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-fruit-clafoutis-233958

it's kind of like pie, but not

almost like a thick pancake

it's a skillet cooked fruit filled pancake spinkled with powered sugar

post yfw venezualans are happy that trump supported them and now the left on twitter is out in full force defending a dictatorship just because trump doesnt like it

OOH

b-b-but This isn't real Socialism! we should try again!

I like that

i wanna learn how to make this

Actually we are

my favorite is sock-it-to-me cake

We sure as heck want a dose of that famous freedom

This venezuelan thing tastes better than awooooos gross cinnamon cake

I love when the crust is nice an crumbly

WHAT

how dare you insult cnnamon cake