dude don't do that

they'll arrest me

Its okay I got it

No need to thank me

don't call the ambulance either

they'll say i'm Arresting

😉

You also seem to be suffering from some sort of mental illness

its called randomness

The police can't get there fast enough

#thoughtsandprayers

neeeeaux!

Y'll never catch me alive pigs!!!

🔫 😬 🚬

😎 👍🏼 👍🏼

I'm just killing time while "working"

I watch youtube at work pretty much all day

seek help

I usually finish all my work within the first few hours of work

I shouldreally study for apple certs

I have YT videos on in the background while I work on the computer

I could make more moni but that means more responsibility

It's like listening to the radio

@Dan V yeah man doing the same lol

you guys do that too?

i thought I was the only one

Are we all best friends now?

no, you called the cops on me

Phew

That's a relief. I don't want more friends

which means you really care about me 😭 getting help when i might've needed it

wanna be my best man?

lol thats why i love podcast

You're not married?

makes work so much more fun

Or are you talking about the best man on Earth?

YES u called?

im not married no

Dude lol dan harmond under fire now first 🔫 know harmond lol

@Rabbi Shekels oh yeah? That must be why he purged his Twitter the other day

🕵 Lauren Southern hasn't ran into me yet

@Dr.Wol yeah, she's foxy but not my type

The prob is when i listen to youtube in the background i am not paying attention to wht they say and have to rewatch sometimes

Laura Southern is a guy though she change her sex ...

I saw

@Dan V its cuz if a vid he made where a guy jacks off to a kid or something

good enough reason to become gay i say 😉

I dont find southern very attractive but id smash

But it's 2016 and if I don't want to have sex with a transgender person, then I must want them to be destroyed

REEEEEEEEEEEE

now you are fine with the gay 🤔

I guess "my body my choice" wouldn't apply

i'm always fine with the gay, they just gotta stop being gay around me

Im actualy a trans lesbian but i was born a guy , i just like women

Don't you know that the default position is being gay and becoming straight is just a social construct?

If you guys saw me in person you would know im a guy but your cis thinking has fucked you up so bad you cant even realize that im a lesbian

I'm getting confused

But that must be my puny cis-het brain

Its ok to be confused most traps confuse people

How do I know I'm not a trap?

Gender is so fluid now

Lmao oh shit i gota good pic for that

I could be a trap at random times and not know it

tbh i would smash lauren southern

wouldnt mind marrying

Guys

Honestly

lol tho she would prolly not approve of my musician lifestyle lol

Lauren Southern is very unresonable (((ReasonTV)))

I would have sex with an attractively lady such as Lauren Souther

altho being the alpha guitarist in my town

I know. I'm being very brave

maybe would convince her

@JULZIFICATOR chicks dig musicians

Id bang lindsey Shepard

yeah but conservatives

aalso

@Rabbi Shekels yup

YEAH ditto

shes more my type too

She (((woke))) up

a reasonable cutie pie

Shepherd is sneakily foxy

journalism is considered humanities right?

I agree she’s like that librarian chick

She has a smirk that I find very appealing

@JULZIFICATOR I think so

ok nice

(was unrelated to conversation)

But what do I know I can't read

0.o

Brb watching new tim pool vid

lol i mean i was drawing my satement from my experience with conservative chicks

specifically my most recent ex lol she wasnt happy i was a musician living with my parents

lol little did she know i live with my parents to help them out with health shit

fuckin bitch judged me before knowing the whole picture

Maybe not but once you get on that stage, magic happens

Chicks dig musicians

XD yeah for real stage does help hahah

at least when youure good

Of course

You can't be a turd out there

You have to be talented

lol if erryone is annoyed and wants u to get off then yeaaaaah not gonna help

but if u can rock that shit. BY YOURSELF then yeah skill

lol i do that shit where i sing with an acoustic guitar AND NOT be w whiny angsty teen playing kiddie pop tunes

so not only do cool chick my age dig it

I think bands are more entertaining. You can feed off each other and put on a better performance, I think

also cougars XD

yeah man for real im mainly a shredder ripper guitarist

but i can do most anything just cuz ive studied so much shizzz

Did you go to school for music?

well i did in college herre in french canada

but i took private lessons all highschool

and for that i did jazz guit for a semester

but after that i went to do a trade in audio engineering

Did you ever do the Royal Conservatory?

the music programs here are laggin behind as fuck cuz i went to an english school in a french community so theyre underfunded af for the humanities

nah

but in my private lessons i did univercsty level shit in the last few years

Cool

i didnt find a point in doing music in UNI cuz i didnt want to be a teacher at uni or highschool

and had already been playing like 10-11 years at the time

was like fuck why would i spend money on shit thats hard enough to make money in

when i could go into sound engineereing and actually make money from it and play live shows on the side

straight outta school

not to mention i got a great network in my town for sound work

LOL like i had to do a year of post secondary school (cegep here in quebec) before i could go to my private college

😮

did a semester (after my jazz guit semester) at the Cegep near my house, stopped it to take a break semester and worked for the university doing sound

the cegep is on teh campus of the university here

teh english speaking one

lol was working at uni haha was pretty good gig

can you make a nighcore version of freebird?

LOL fuck i could if i tried i can definitley sing it

would take a while to progam all the synths and automation so it actually sounded decent with my freeware synths

Do you guys know what big event today is happening that @Timcast mentioned on his latest vid ?

SHIT ITS 4 new vid nice

do a metal version of Land Down Under 😄

XD omg i gotta do that

i prefer doing music with instruments if i can cuz i got the means to record it

with my studio n all

but for electronic music id prefer getting contracted by a studio jsut cuz i dont got all teh software needed to make that shit 100% i can defitiley get it like 70% of the way there without them but without the 1000s of dollas it takes to buy all that software. plus a computer that could run em all without spazzing out

and then we siiiiiing!

LOL tho for real that old joke by trevor noah was funny XD

on top of that hes saying that a woman being attractive is not everything XD

which joke? Africa winning the world cup?

nah in tims new vid

go watch

GO U ARE DICTATED BY THE BEANIE GOD

THE SUPREME BEANIE DEMANDS IT

wait now i see what @Rabbi Shekels was asking too lol

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm fuck idk what it is tho must be in NY or around if tim did his video today at home

Agree must be close

cant be the JBP event because thats the 5th of sept

wash your penis

Come back from the gym and first thing I see is wash your penis 👀

XD erryday

yep still trying to find that event

no luck

its prolly not in NY or new jersey i dont think

if feel like itd be obvious if i was in the states

LOL now guys

cmon im sure one of u gays knows

*guys

knows what?

AND ANOTHER THING

why is it, that when you take one hit of high alcohol

It is more fun than slowly beering up?!

XD

yeah i feel ya

why not both

also

😱

knows the event tim is covering tonight

instead of puttin out timcast vids

contro mentioned it

i dont know what Tim is covering, but good for him

he's my favourite Pool guy 😦

and tim mentions it at the end of his video from 40 mins ago

i should not have drank that glass of alcohol on an empty stomach

XD DUDE THATS HOW U SAVE MONEY

and also cheers bud

🤘 rock aawn

got myself a bloody ceasar after all these fukin smirnoff

🍻

get Becherovka

its disgusting 😄

XD my mom would kill me if i brought some shitty alcohol in the house

go for Slivovitsj then 😄

a true slav drink

she manages a high end bar lol (not a strip club)

so all our shit is real good lol

works as alcohol, and keeps your fence clean of algae

LOL

no joke

i like moskovskaya

my dad is croatian, and every time he goes to croatia, our neighbors give him like a bottle of self-made Slivovitsj

he uses it to clean our yard of algae here in Holland

XD LOOOOL

works great

5 years ago they gave him a bottle that was 70% alcohol

best cleaner he had in years

yeah ive got russian standard as the vodka and have been doing this thing where i put scotch in a ceasar to give ti some smokeyness with the pepper and woostershire sauce

missing horseradish tho as much as i dont liek spicy shit in ceasars its great

well i say i dont like but really my stomach cant handle it lol got some shitty acid reflux XD so it fucks me over and physically hurts

ouch

juuuust a tad tho is good

vodka is good stuff tho

yeah lol i mean its good for mixing

my favourite tho sicne i started drinking real hard alcohol is an old fashioned

i think that happens to every young man when they discover the real shit

dude this one time, i had like

Malibu, some red colored Vodka, and Blue curacau mixed

My drink was PURPLE and see-through

So i had like a rejuvination potion from computer games

it was awesome

did more pain than restore mana + hp tho

XD nice

cuz i drank too much

yeah seems liek they used skittles vodka for taste

So, I'm alright with defining the far left as racist.

I think that's a pretty solid observation of it actually @Timcast

we're all racist, cuz fuck dem nigs amirite?

😂

XD omg

I'm a native american, so I think they're a bunch of cry babies.

relax, one of my best friends is black, we joke about it all the time

YEAH THO FOR REAL black ppl in the us think they have it bad

man come here to canada n go live on a reserve further up nort

black peopel in the US should thank god they're in America

Shits not lit at all back in Africa

hell some not even north essentially are fucke dby the fed gouvt

I'll give up some rez land for the black people to move to.

ey man, thaz my friends race you slagging off

They probably won't have running water, but they can be kingz again.

KAAANGZ

XD yeah fo rreal

its actually funny

Black people in America make a bigger issue about racism than European black people

To be fair, it IS a bigger deal in the us than in Europe.

There is more racism in the US.

XD yeaah i mean the cops in teh UK dont have guns to shoot black people with

the hell there is

Europe is extremely racist

i mean theres more progs in europe

theres mroe FAGS in europe

so if theyre racist then mayeb it balances out

cucks and fags

Wow.

no joke, Germans are a whipped people

But they're not racist.

yes they are

Okay, how?

they'll let colored people rape women, and then look the other way cuz "mustn't offend the colored people, we're not like Nazi's anymore"

and then when people complained