no, you called the cops on me

Phew

That's a relief. I don't want more friends

which means you really care about me 😭 getting help when i might've needed it

wanna be my best man?

lol thats why i love podcast

You're not married?

makes work so much more fun

Or are you talking about the best man on Earth?

YES u called?

im not married no

Dude lol dan harmond under fire now first 🔫 know harmond lol

@Rabbi Shekels oh yeah? That must be why he purged his Twitter the other day

🕵 Lauren Southern hasn't ran into me yet

@Dr.Wol yeah, she's foxy but not my type

The prob is when i listen to youtube in the background i am not paying attention to wht they say and have to rewatch sometimes

Laura Southern is a guy though she change her sex ...

I saw

@Dan V its cuz if a vid he made where a guy jacks off to a kid or something

good enough reason to become gay i say 😉

I dont find southern very attractive but id smash

But it's 2016 and if I don't want to have sex with a transgender person, then I must want them to be destroyed

REEEEEEEEEEEE

now you are fine with the gay 🤔

I guess "my body my choice" wouldn't apply

i'm always fine with the gay, they just gotta stop being gay around me

Im actualy a trans lesbian but i was born a guy , i just like women

Don't you know that the default position is being gay and becoming straight is just a social construct?

If you guys saw me in person you would know im a guy but your cis thinking has fucked you up so bad you cant even realize that im a lesbian

I'm getting confused

But that must be my puny cis-het brain

Its ok to be confused most traps confuse people

How do I know I'm not a trap?

Gender is so fluid now

Lmao oh shit i gota good pic for that

I could be a trap at random times and not know it

tbh i would smash lauren southern

wouldnt mind marrying

Guys

Honestly

lol tho she would prolly not approve of my musician lifestyle lol