And Microsoft's not-a-viewscreen

It's a good thing I don't have the cash to buy one....

Heh heh heh heh....

Why would you buy a physical data miner?

My parents got one of the Google Home Minis with a new cell phone for free

They tried offering it to me because they knew they wouldn't use it

I said "Why would I want something that spies on me?"

My government won't spy on me nan

They threw it in the trash

They can't even block porn ffs

Alexa = more of your data going to corporations

Don't ask me how I know

Same with all the competitors

Don't worry, I knew you were a degenerate already :)

But Shivangi, you can't just say something like that and then hold out on the juicy details

how do you know

IM NOT TELLING

Someone in my dorm may find the phone....

Could you at least say if it was an accident or not?

And tell everyone

[HERESY DETECTED]

And I don't want that

Hehe

indecent, you looked at PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY

Yes

My parents bought Alexas and it creeps me the fuck out

Wait you don't lock your phone?

Oh it's locked yeah

But it has smart lock

Dude so many people don’t lock their phone

"Smart" lock?

So if you take it at the right time...

It’s insane

It won't be locked

For example if I unlock my phone once

Sounds like a pretty stupid lock

Use a password or a pin, lock your phone when not in use. Always

mine is locked but it's definitely a really simple pattern

And out it in my pocket

It remains unlocked

i tried to make it simpler but it wouldn't let me make it a straight line

It only locks when it's stable

y

It's damn useful because I don't have to unlock it everytime

interesting bit on phone unlock patterns: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/08/new-data-uncovers-the-surprising-predictability-of-android-lock-patterns/

Like I said, pass or pin

I use a pin

1111

I'm starting to use sentences for my passwords now

Because you're finally allowed to use spaces sometimes

Niggers are asses?

I used to use a sentence for my password, but that was before spaces were allowed

No one would predict that atleast

i use password generator

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Hello table man

sentances are for plebs

Ooh I can type in hindi now

binary is where its at B)

Um, we speak **American** in here

XD jk thats probably the fucking worst you can use for a password

like

I USED THE LETTER A 00010110110100010100101

I'm sorry my good sir, but I believe you'll find we speak **English (UK)** here.

_sips tea_

Too long for A btw

01110011 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011

Better, and I don't really want to decode that shit

निग्गर्स

01011001

whew..what is that alien language

so pretty

Binary isn't hard, it's just time consuming

i've seen moonrunes of sorts but that .. that's next level

तेरी माँ की

Beep boop bop

Technically speaking, binary is easy. Our computers encode and decode it for us all the time

>not using morse

Yup

We just don't do the hard stuff ourselves

Man I wish malayalam worked as well

Morse code basically is audio binary

It's my native tongue

It's much more beautiful than hindi

my password is beep beeeeep beep beeeep beeeep

はい、わかります

moonrunes

fucking elf

Wait lemme see if I can type malayalam

get out

But where's the kanji

People and their weird languages, why can't you be normal DansGame

Dunno, I was probably using the wrong input mode

It's been a while since I used the JP IME, and I typically use the Dvorak layout these days

ഞങ്ങളാണു വിജയികൾ

JP IME doesn't support Dvorak

oh nice

Japan is too greedy. Who needs 3 alphabets really?

looks like my pubes

Technically they have 4

XD jkjkjkjk

എന്റെ സുഹൃത്ത്

They adopted this alphabet as "Romaji"

True

>in 50 years the world language will be emojis
I mean.. look at every year they add dozens of them for literally anything..it's the next hieroglyphs

But if I don't have to learn it I don't count it

👌🏻 🔥 😂

yeab but can u make a whole sentance

XD yeah theyre like heiroglyphs

people make whole copy pastas out of it

ഞങ്ങൾ അവസാനം വരെ യുദ്ധം തുടരും

i can't read that shit tho

i just imagine when the alien archaeologists come visit after the inevitable demise of our species

Also gentle reminder to anyone passing by the site: smash the stone

I love malayalam. It's complex and wonderful

I'll be an emoji historian in the future. I'll be teaching kids the history of lit bruh

It's the original a dravidian tongue

Lucky you, I hate my native language

From which the other languages were derived

Like Tamil

'..and this crying laughing face represented the deep concerns of their society in post-ironic way'

And Kannada

If I could remember enough latin, I would start typing some out just to be an asshole

🍆 💦 💦 💦 🔥 👌🏻

DEEP

Omnia gallia in tres partes divisa est

അവൾ ഒരു കൊലയാളി രാജ്ഞിയാകുന്നു

^^ what does this beautiful language of the ancients meann???

I peed on my bed

She's a killer queen

lol

Close enough

like "damn that dick fire"

in emoji

Fun fact about latin, you don't need punctuation to end a sentence. The verb position marks the end of the sentence.

My dad once downloaded the Gospel of Mark in latin so he could translate it

രക്തപാതകത്തിന്റെ ഒരു കിടക്ക ഉണ്ടാക്കാൻ നിങ്ങൾക്കാവും, എന്നാൽ അതിനായി നിങ്ങൾ അതിൽ കിടത്തിയിട്ടില്ല

No punctuation

cad é seo?

I'd like to learn latin but ded language so 😦

That is one of my favourite lines in the mahabharata

My dad taught my brother and me for 8 years

I was halfway through translating the third book of Caesar's "The Gallic Wars"

You can make a bed of bloody arrows, you won't lie in it for long

All I know is Alea jacta est

And of course, Et tu brutus

The immortal king bhishm was told that

When he led the army of hundred brothers against the pandavas

was he one of the kings of the middle earth ?

Lol

Of all the languages, bet no one in here is fluent in Irish. Hahaha hardly any left any in Ireland (sad laugh)

I'm afraid the only bit of Gaelic I know is "Caed Mile Failte" (I know I'm missing the accent marks)

That's because all of them Irish are working as voice actors for Dwarves in games

lol putting the gae in gaelic are ya now??

Yes

the big gae

lick

gay-lick

^proof there was homosexuality in christianity

Hey, there's more than one gaelic language 😛 Can't forget the Scottish (but not the Scots; that's another language)

obviously.. jesus invited 12 dudes for """DINNER"""

what do you think..smh

Well, I was raised Catholic, so whatever I'm thinking probably isn't what you're thinking

Or is it?

im sure

i mean

he had those dudes and all christians after them eat his body

and if youre eating his entire body

that encludes his dick

^proof jesus was a gay shitlord

man i love doing science

I too was raised Catholic so I understand it very well and I tell ya it's gay af

I mean look what become of me..a super fag

Asstholick

🌈 **SUPER FAG** 🌈 ?

Or just a normal super fag

proof jaysus was a gay asian

or should i say

SUPER FAG , SUPER FAG
DOES WHATEVER FAGGOT CAN
SUCKS A DIG, GETS IT SUCKED
BE AT BOTTON OR A TOP

WATCH OUT
HERE COMES THE SUPER FAG

I've reached a level beyond super fag! Super fag 2!!

GAYSUS 🤔

aleee, when they suprass Super Fag God, do they become Super Fag Blue? (I may be getting the levels mixed up, it's been a while since that came out)

SFGSF

Super fag god super fag

Oh right

SUPER GAYASS FAGGY SUPPER GAYASS FAG

I forgot about that level

MY FINAL FORM

AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

final instdink the gayest of them all

Too many fags

Stahp

lol its like that sketch too many cooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

or should i say

https://i.giphy.com/media/bKnEnd65zqxfq/giphy.mp4

too many cocks🤔

its like they say

too many cocks ruin the stew

Why does harry styles remind me of guns n roses so much man
https://youtu.be/QbShJru2WFc

you gotta get JUUUUUUST enough kawks

How did this dude go from teeny bopper pop song

To old school rock

probably his producer

This goy, harry styles

working with a big time old rock guy that does pop for da monayss

He was one of the members of one direction

like rick rubin

Nah, he used to be in one direction

With four other cucks

And now all the others are making boring pop and rnb

While this guy is making amazing music

AND HES THE LEAST FAMOUS ONE

He wasn't selected to be "mainstream", I guess

What the hell man

His music now is legit great

https://youtu.be/9wg3v-01yKQ

He made a whole rock album

This is my favorite One Direction film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYEIDuKFX0E

Lmfao

Way better than hearing them for real

Fun fact, their most famous song

Best song ever

Literally ripped off Baba o reilly

Which is the best song ever

lol yeah good ole who

WHO you might ask

THE WHO

LOL fuck

I need to expand my collection of The Who

1 word, Günther

I don't have enough

huehuehue

I love how they used the sitar and the violin in Baba o reilly

At the end

It's so good

whats an owls favourite band?

THE WHO

Oh god

Ba dum tsk

Get out of here with your puns

Out, I say

their favourite song?

i quote "WHOOOOO ARE YOU, HOOT HOOT, HOOT HOOT"

XD sorry i think of too many in a day i dont get to share

I made a song about tortillas

Actually it's a rap

Hehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VqTwnAuHws