tim needs to make a pussyhat beanie

god, those things. every time I see one I feel like the most appropriate thing to do is punch the wearer in the face a few dozen times so she gets her gender equality.

Not that I'd do anything like that. I'm part of the sane majority that doesn't immediately beat people over the head with bike locks. But it's just this gut feeling when I see them.

I feel the exact same way when someone says "cis"

"Did you just say cis in a sentence and it wasn't the punchline?"

fuck... I regret our world that cis has become a term. I regret it even more that I've been forced to use the term when explaining things to people because of how bad the world has gotten.

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Everyone who goes crazy on this non-binary crap, makes me feel like ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPP_In40at4

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haha

NPC Cast

Omg the best

oh dear Tim, you really are turning Alt Right 😛

Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

you mean the Dank Side.

my maaaan

Guys.

Have you ever noticed that the words Dark and Dank share a lot of similarities spelling wise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInyTZRWNrk

Use your ~~aggressive feelings~~ *common sense*, boy. Let the ~~hate~~ *truth* flow through you.

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watching the shitstorm of this chatroom and the fun it spawns has taken over a decent portion of what time I often dedicated to gaming for my daily entertainment.

@JustTom bro this chat is pale in comparison to others

this is like kindergarden

What he said.

I can't even tell what you're calling a shitstorm.

Thanks for being a reasonable person @Timcast

Maybe there's a level of heat in this sea of mildness that's lost on me at this point.

I turn this place upside down.

oh I know, but I'm in it for actual intelligent fun, not just raw flinging of shit everywhere. If I wanted that, I'd go join a proper leftie chat.

scary accurate

someone shared that hasan channel a while ago

looks like the problem is not limited to youtube https://twitter.com/JoshConstine/status/1050492882216398848?s=20

besides, if I really want the worst, there's always /pol/, and they're fun too XD

if your intrested

https://discord.gg/YgfpCRs

hm? What is?

hasan is chunk you gers w/e from tyt

som weird shit there

Hah. Got it XD Yeah, that's gonna be... ... ... ... okay, actually I'm almost worried to click that now.

i went on it .... lurked for like 5 min then left too boring tbh

the left cant meme and cant logic

Well if someone can't meme or logic, what is left to talk about?

ah well https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/1050523653425782784?s=20

That's why I said I'm not just here for shit-slinging, I want actual entertainment. Much better to have a bunch of snarky centerists poking fun at both sides.

put the exploding liberal minds on hold

Just ask them, "Have you stopped beating your wife?" to see how many actually have an education

Hm, Kanye West UN Ambassador? 😉

If you want to send the message that the UN is a joke, just send Kathy Griffin

Or david D.

Although that wouldn't be politically viable/possible sadly.

Can you think of a "civic Nationalist"/Patriot that loves America right now??

One that isn't said to be a white Nationalist....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnGUhe5T7NU

Now watch all the Jimbots descend on it.

Maybe I like Jim and Sargon.

Maybe I watch one for serious, intellectual thought and discussion, and one for humour.

I. Am a radical centrist.

Jim's a nihilist.

I am a member of the "Tax this dick bitch" party.

A waste of life.

Jim is god

Sargoy must be shit on

Asking people to tax your dick (bitch) is asking them to shave off the sides of it gradually and keep it for themselves.

Is that really what you want.

depends

it is a hot girl doing the shaving?

Why didn't Tim say "keel over" like Styx?

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I've got the giggles.

go away shillbot

There's something about the way this guy says "BASKET OF BANANAS" at the end of this rant

That I find immeasurably funny.

<https://youtu.be/ypgPn1OhJzE?t=24m8s>

TERRIFIED

SARGON NEEDS MORE DOPAMINE

Do people even know what dopamine means.

I have never heard the origin of that meme, just the line itself.

And it never varies

I may have heard it more times now than I ever heardin "CHARGIN MY LAZOR"

"Ew why are you reminding me of that meme" Just a bit of perspective, my strawman dude.

haha

It's from murdoch murdoch

What..

the fuck

https://twitter.com/SidAlpha/status/1050447280627539968

8D ...?

What spooky shit is that?

where sargoy becomes the amalgam akira

That is..a Russian Game Developer threatening a You Tuber..after their game got pulled from steam.

with hijacking a plane and crashing it into their house?

блин (((

This video taken just before sending that email https://youtu.be/9nQ-PXHV6nw

so

do liberals cheer for china?

Guys, did you hear anything about some supposed coordinated purge by facebook and twitter ?

That involves me paying attention to facebook and twitter, so no