https://www.tvguide.com/news/marvel-abc-female-superhero-series/

reeeeee

these fuckheads

wants?

have they forgotten Jessica Jones so soon?

They always had great female heroes.

does no one remember the badass alcoholic PTSD survivor female hero

who don't need no man and absolutely wipes the floor with everyone but Luke Cage in terms of badass

or how about Agent Carter

or Slingshot

or Cloak and Dagger

Pretty sure the last one is two chars

Runaways was cool

I missed runaways and don't give a fuck

I'm gonna catch new warriors though

Its. okay

You dont miss much

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I hear James Marsters is there

Er, New Mutants, not New Warriors, right?

Anyway havent paid attention to marvel

no no

New Mutants is the upcoming fox movie

the new warriors are these assholes

Front to back:

Squirrel Girl. Top SHIELD martial artist and talks to squirrels.

@Atkins The specific motivations are important though.

Debrii: Lesbian telekinetic. That's it.

Mr.Immortal: Suicidal man who cannot die

Speedball: energy balls, sucks at aiming

Night Thrasher: batman but uploads his crime fighting to youtube

Looks like a bunch of joke chars

and the guy in the back talks to germs

that's the idea, ginga

they're basically the Great Lakes Avengers team

Not a bad idea if done right

a team of dumbasses

trying their best

@Atkins some of these people are here for vague political reasons (i.e. "I am a leftist, so I will advise and help these leftists, and just shut my mouth when I don't agree with what they're doing")

I remember Speedball and Night Thrasher from the New Warriors comic. And Mr. Immortal as a Great Lakes Avenger.

To be honest, I recall, SG did manage to solo thanos

Squirrel Girl is joke OP

lots of fun if done right

like a cheerleader black widow

has a crush on speedball

@Atkins some possibly for more specific reasons, for example, commercial interest in the mainstream media outlets excluded from the report.

Any love for Black Cat?

Squirrel girl is a parody of Batman

Mr.Immortal is, again, suicidal but cannot stay dead

No, Night Thrasher is the batman parody.

He's a rich kid whose parents died

Squirrel Girl is her own thing

and he fights crime by night...and uploads it to youtube.

She's a parody of all the plot armor superheroes

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/4/4e/Dwayne_Taylor_%28Earth-616%29_from_Contest_of_Champions_Vol_1_4_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20160107032621

Where she literally cannot lose

((red hood itensifies))

The only thing batman has going for him is infinite prep time

I always liked Mr. Immortal and Speedball. Always thought Night Thrasher was obnoxious.

He is always prepared for that one specific event that happens cause it always goes to plan

You know what the best part about the GLA/New Warriors is?

sometimes Deadpool was there

To be honest I never heard of him and the canadian already convinced me to hate him

@Atkins And hey, maybe we can construct our own social network graph to explain D&S's motivations for lying to the public in the specific way they did, about the specific people they targeted.

They also had an exo-suit called the grasshopper

Do you remember the other members of the 90s GLA? Big Bertha, Doorman?

first guy to use it jumped right into low orbit

ded

big bertha is fucking hilarious

power? BECOME BBW AS FUCK

then vomit it back up again

Doorman? he's a door. He leans against a wall and you can walk through him to the next room.

Fucking what

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/7/79/Ashley_Crawford_%28Earth-616%29_from_G.L.A._Vol_1_3_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20170319100334

damn people are creative

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/7666/931968-03.jpg

she double-times as a size zero model and a FUCKTON OF POUNDS heavy hero

Thats quite creative

though she can control her mass any direction between

Usually she's at maximum or none

Oh, I forgot Dinah Soar and Flatman.

DINAH SOAR AND FLATMAN

But how bout the vomiting part?

oh fuck its the blob

https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7381/14115656271_96b2990252_b.jpg

abigious alien

wtf damn comics have been radicalized

I like how the fat form looks so tumblr

A few panels after this, however, squirrel girl's fourth-wall breaking squirrel friend tells the audience that vomiting all your food up all the time is very bad for you

lmao ^ tumblr

GLA was founded by Hawkeye, right?

and bertha is an exception cause that's a mutation

and it doesn't do diddly to her system like it would anyone else

so hey at least they're self-aware

Probably a message to the audince

gotta remind those darn bulemics