Fuck flies

They've invaded my house

Don't be flyphobic

I've been gone for a month at college, they've probably thrown out my parents now that I'm not there to try to keep them in check

crap someone said it, now its a thing, flyphobic is going to be the new protected status

I killed several flies a day

For a few weeks

I'm calling the fly police for your fly genocide

Big fat fuckers that would land on me while I try to slept. That's assault

nah you have to lay there and take it

#notallflies

stop blaming the victim

dont be a flyphobe, you have to let them lay eggs on your face

The flies are being genocided...pretty sure they're the victims

You're normalizing fly assault culture

*Notice the flies have invented attack helicopters is flying by him on a mission to take out @Matt-Kill723 *

The flies are illegal immigrants o my house

All cultures are beautiful, you bigot

*Hears patriotic music playing.*

We must build a wall to keep the flies out

Deport them back to the pig waste lagoon

We must separate the larva from the flies, who knows if they are really the parents or sex trafficking flies.

Or we could stop mice from dying in my house and attracting the flies in the first place

Why is my basement such an appealing place for mice to kill them selves

oh now you want to go blame the mice

#NotAllFlies

Flies deserve mice too! How dare deny flies a chance to earn a living!

i see how it is

The mice weren't invited either

disgusting, You're already advocating for segregating Mice from Flies

you're LITERALLY worse than Hitler

LOL

Literally

At least Hitler could efficiently kill all the flies in my house

are we sure about that?

Oh? "Gas the flies" is it?!

Not really

you Flazi!!

lol

Flyzi thats great

We could just starve them instead <:commie:463087263153258506>

naw, shit naw

From each according to his Wings, to each according to its Larvae?

the glorious hammer and cicle will save us from the startvings

<:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

seize the Mice of production?!

oh shit he got verified

the mice of production, im pissing my pants laughing over here

I live in an upper middle class white neighborhood so the socialism analogy is very fitting

sure, Laugh you Rat-supremacist!

Meanwhile the poor Mice are oppressed by the BourgoiBZZ flies

no wait the Bzzsoise

How does the snake that lives in the drainage ditch in our yard fit into all of this

he is the opressor

clearly a jew snake

Zionist Snake

he is phallic

so he is the enemy

wants his own Snake country

There's also a giant turtle that comes in our yard sometimes

hey hey leave my people alone

that tutle didnt hurt nobody

I wasn't saying anything bad about turtles

lol

Kim-Jong-Turtle you say?

#wewuzturtlekings

Turtles4lyfe

ninja or otherwise

Well this was entertaining

damn i have a habit of killing these rolling conversations

Not really

What about the army of squirrels in our shed

The wealthy elite

squirrels steal nuts for themselves, so they must be capatolists right?

More like crapitalist am I right <:commie:463087263153258506> <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

lol

*tweets from brand new phone while at starbucks* I hate capitalism

seeing the communist flag so much recently got me thinking the other day. How many lefties would even know what in the hell to do with a hammer and cicle if you handed them one

Kim-Jong-Turtle!!

thats kim-jong-bowser

What's a sickle even for

I think a lot of leftists assume a sickle is a weapon

wheat harvesting

Yup

Now I know

old school style

A sickle is like a 1 handed scythe, to cut grain with

and knowing is half the battle

fucking assholes, never told us what the other half of that battle was

whats the first half though?

The left thinks knowing is enough

Even if they don't actually know

If the left thought that "Knowing" is enough, they wouldn't advocate for socialism either 😉

as long as they can confirm it with at least 20 people on twitter, its enough for them

"My sociology professor said socialism could work so she obviously knows more than the millions that starved to death under Stalin and Mao"

right?

mao was just misunderstood.....

man i cant hardly make my fingers even type that crap

People don't need food