I am surprised the article didn't say they were distant relatives of Donald Trump.

Or spawn of donald trump.

Goddamn it. I just tried to sway a fly by my face and instead slapped my phone

You realize how much they hate him.

Swat*

swatting is illegal you shouldn't swat a fly

😂

Fuck flies

They've invaded my house

Don't be flyphobic

I've been gone for a month at college, they've probably thrown out my parents now that I'm not there to try to keep them in check

crap someone said it, now its a thing, flyphobic is going to be the new protected status

I killed several flies a day

For a few weeks

I'm calling the fly police for your fly genocide

Big fat fuckers that would land on me while I try to slept. That's assault

nah you have to lay there and take it

#notallflies

stop blaming the victim

dont be a flyphobe, you have to let them lay eggs on your face

The flies are being genocided...pretty sure they're the victims

You're normalizing fly assault culture

*Notice the flies have invented attack helicopters is flying by him on a mission to take out @Matt-Kill723 *

The flies are illegal immigrants o my house

All cultures are beautiful, you bigot

*Hears patriotic music playing.*

We must build a wall to keep the flies out

Deport them back to the pig waste lagoon

We must separate the larva from the flies, who knows if they are really the parents or sex trafficking flies.

Or we could stop mice from dying in my house and attracting the flies in the first place

Why is my basement such an appealing place for mice to kill them selves

oh now you want to go blame the mice

#NotAllFlies

Flies deserve mice too! How dare deny flies a chance to earn a living!

i see how it is

The mice weren't invited either

disgusting, You're already advocating for segregating Mice from Flies

you're LITERALLY worse than Hitler

LOL

Literally