One of us

don't expose me as a gamer

shhh

stop

RISE UP

One of us

society doesn't need to know about my hentai obsession

yeah but we do

don't let veronica know

I identify as 'better dead than red' please refer to me by my pronoun 'fuck commies' tyvm

You just told it

We live in a society

I Identify as"stupid fucking commies", I have the same pronouns as senny

i identify as unidentifiable, my pronouns are [], ?, and ???

Any time you refer to me you must first say "stupid fucking commies hating v"

I identify as "here take $100"

especially liberals

Can I simple it down to sfchv?

If you use any form of pronoun, I will have you jailed and life ruined. Change your grammatical structure for me bigot

I identify as wingdings gender

fuck

how the fuck do you even pronounce windings

I identify as 'pools' and my pronouns are 'open', 'closed' & 'aids'

id use my pronouns but dont have the means

i am a wealthy person trapped in the body of a poor person, please donate to help me reach my true identity

Anita?

Wow v insenitve to the mute people they use winding all the time

I identify as 'islam' and my pronouns are "goat" "childslave" and "wifebeating"

woke

i identify as money, my pronouns are money

cash

Money, cash, gibsmedat

well then you should donate yourself to me

cashola

dough

bucks

Cheddar

I identify as bill clinton so the secret service should provide 24/7 security detail to me unless the government is bigot

also monica better call me back

you might as well be talking about payphones

nobody knows what youre talking about

we are 9 year olds

Whomst is 🅱️ill 🅱️linton

I finally found a different version of my avatar

Had to dig out an old HDD

Bill Hillary had Monica sniped I'm sure

oh well I too also identify as 9 years old, what is your cellphone, are your parents home 😎

lol

legs what is your pfp

I identify as rick Harrison

let me get my nokia flip phone and add your telephone number

i identify as credit card, my pronouns are your date of expiration and pin

Blackberry messenger

Hit me on the BBM

whats your home phone line number

I identify as a toilet you better piss on me while you're in the rest room unless you're a bigot

whats your fax number

What’s your AIM screen name

what's your yahoo messenger

i use msn messenger

What's your MySpace page

What IRC server are y'all on?

I use xfire

What's your XAT server

Hey dude, what’s your AOL?

i dont know what that is, wait, let me altavista that

what's floppy dick ?

just gonna start netscape navigator first

Hey dude what's your home address, I'll just send you a post card

Wait, IRC is too complicated

let's chat via pen pall

lol

I'll just netstat on port 32580

Do you have carrier pigeons?

what's your steam

wait i gotta disconnect, my mom needs to use the phone

Do you use rocks

Aye m’lord, lemme get the messenger

MOM I DON'T CARE IF DINNER IS READY I'M DOING IMPORTANT STUFF WITH MY FRIENDS

im thinking of upgrading to a 28.8k modem

SHEESH MOM SHUT UP

Did you heard what Becky did last week

do it

Like omg

what are you using AOL dial up??

hey what's your first and last name

have you guys seen that one bmp image of pamela anderson?

no post

Completely unrelated, but here is my proudest achievement in Roller Coaster Tycoon:

roller coaster more like gay

fun game btw

*totally not malware*

Yeah, my credit card number is 1372cba6-ef68-47dc-bdf7-cc3d3d600843

post the non pixelated version

Not here

I feel hate

It expires on 043094cd-33d9-43ae-8856-4b4ef2d37c76

Oh, and the security code is 68f61fa4-4ede-4f06-991e-3f732724eab6