when my pa pa bought a new

@Scribblehatch yup i believe thats it

I think if I did Id get megablocks instead

Lego does no millitary sets

yup i had that ship

Legos have gotten into the licensing bug and gotten even more expensive

Guys let us stuff Contro into a locker.

other kids had the medival castle

Lockers for all

Contro, touch your toes

Meanwhile, I've done nothing locker-worthy. Don't look into my past. I'm perfect.

Dude you want to know how nerd I was? I entered a few lego assembly comps

@Scribblehatch you seem to have a locker stuffing fetish is that a euphanism for something ?

And won 1st and 2nd place

In the both comps I joined

@GingaBomber damn for reals ? that's cool

I won a rakshi for 1st place

...that's not a great prize

In malaysia thats good

Youre looking at like 40 bucks for a cheaper one

Wait, that's BOOZE?

Hell, It was a good prize for me at the time

"Good job with the legos, kid. Now get SMASHED."

Nah, it's a Bionicle thing

"Here is something that will make you very terrible with legos."

It's hard mode

dont forget lego technix

that shit was advanced legos then the robotix legos came i think

It was nicer on the fingers than Knex

Bionicle was so strange.

I found knex rather painful sometimes

But I liked building Shit like robots with it.

Cant get that with lego. Too rigid

holy fuck ....

they made a porno on the brexxit

Erector sets were pretty good for that, too, if you didn't have a friend who almost cut a finger off with that stuff and so your mom didn't get you any sets

They make one on everything

The public have voted for Brexxxit so Teaser Maynot is going have to use her feminine charms on the leader of The Laymore Party Jizza Cwoarbyn to get the hard exit she wants

On a trip to The White House, Teaser strengths her special relationship with Tronald Dump.

Russian leader Gladimhere Putitin gets hot and bothered when the Ice Queen and First Lady of America, Mania Dump reveals her hot, well-toned body.

Scottish leader Knickerless Virgin reaches out to the German Chancellor, Angular Merkin for support but they end up in a tartan tryst.

Pianne Faggot uses her large assets to persuade a loyal Whorey supporter to put his X under the Laymore Party.

The uniformed masses have to get their news from somewhere 😛

lmao

Pewnews confirmed better than CNN

My god.

Jesus the actors dont even look good

...seen the people they're supposed to parody?

They will parody ANYTHING

Even breakfast cereals

I swear to you I've seen this: "Slutty Bunches of Hoes"

R34 applies to pornos I guess

I was hoping it stuck with just poorly drawn pics

Sup bays and grills

Anyone know if Tim is gonna stream from the rally ?

Let us stuff Senny in a locker.

Unfortunately the only guy who can answer that is... not here

Get in the locker Senny, you nerdbird.

Jesus fucking christ in a handbasket whats with you and stuffing shit into lockers

wat ?

Nerds go in lockers.

That's the natural order.

I'm too stupid to be nerd

That's a Media stereotype. That doesn't happen in reality

Normally because actual lockers were slightly too small.

Imagine being so rich you have huge ass lockers

If I could put a stove in my locker, that would've been amazing

Or a gun like the old days

I think a Dillinger still fits, but it's not the best for hunting

Or shooting courses

Do schools still have 'Shop classes or have those gone the way of the dodo?

Highly doubt it now.

There was a King of the Hill episode about this.

Anything that could be a weapon, is a weapon.

Anything of practical use is no longer worthy to be taught in school

It's all been feminized to ashes.

Oh BOY. Safety!!!

Absolute unrelenting safety!! XD

Anything male = bad

They wouldn't hate males so much.

It's just that roughhousing is so highly male.

To be fair, I don't think there's any home-ec classes anymore either

And they don't see the purpose of roughhousing

Good luck in zero tolerance

Jesus thats basically laws that make it illegal to defend oneself

"Well we could explain the purpose--"
"NOPE! Pls get rid of it pls. Hurry pls."

Makes one feel good to force people to be good

Kids do break under that...

Define what it means to be good

Just now from that wording

I realize what the feminist philisophy is

"Safe = Good"

No fighting

This is the PRIME directive.

No namecalling

Nevermind that unresolved conflict will boil up

Safe = Good, and then all logic that contradicts this is attacked, and any logic that agrees with this, is secondary.

Use active descriptors, not negation ones

But it all starts with Safe = Good.

I mean they argue for making the whole world a safe space

But what if it ISN'T true?

What if something risky is good?

Then you believe in capitalism, commie