Message from @Nomad
Discord ID: 801293409112424488
Reposting my old ones so no one can steal em<:Thinking:798661678023573504>
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that is the first and last dad joke i will ever post
Wrong, you just did a second one
NOOOOOOOO
I think he meant to say first and 4most
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
My father was watching the my pillow sheet commercial and he said "Holy sheet im selling sheets!!!"
Zed's dad wished that the positive pregnancy test was a dad joke
😑
Probably because his wife is your sister... *Drops mic*
Or a life *mic drop*
Daaaaaaaang
I cleaned my pet mouse today
||Its squeaky clean||
Hey I am actually lucky I don't have a sister
Nah, I'd say you're unlucky.
Only person lucky is the sister you dont have
Geez man, you're not taking prisoners with this guy, are you?
Lol
Dont take it personally
I like to troll
A troll👀
Same here, t*roll* on
Um no 0_0
Lol
No trolls here
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Im just destroying this dude
Piece by piece