I cleaned my pet mouse today

||Its squeaky clean||

Hey I am actually lucky I don't have a sister

Nah, I'd say you're unlucky.

Only person lucky is the sister you dont have

Geez man, you're not taking prisoners with this guy, are you?

Lol

Dont take it personally

I like to troll

A troll👀

Same here, t*roll* on

Um no 0_0

Lol

No trolls here

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Im just destroying this dude

Piece by piece

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” A great quote but a terrible way to find out your adopted.

I think Nomad needs the fire department and a medical team to treat those 3rd degree burns from that serious roasting.

Whats the difference between a pig and a sjw
||not a joke im just generally asking||

One eats donuts while the other claims the donuts are racists/sexist?

@Mr.Hashi You back must hurt

from carrying this channel

👏

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Thank Smokie

I steal all his memes

As a nurse, I feel like the burns are too bad, it'll be a matter of stopping the pain until he dies.

Thank 9Gag, i steal all their memes of the site.

I even make memes about stealing their memes

What do you call a divine fish? Holy Mackerel.

Gotta tell that one to my dad

No tell him to tell it to you

He doesn’t know it

Are you sure he’s your dad then?

Dna tested approved, he just never gave out a fishing pun ever. So I’m doubting he knows it

What fish can perform medical operations? A sturgeon.

Why is fishing such good business? The net profits.

Why did the students eat their homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake

What do dad jokes and paper have in common?

They're both tear-ible