Ye,when i sechr for ya i see bunch of shit.

somtink like this,

Pretty much

so....i cant choose the cool guy on right or the sissy boi on left...

So i choose you as the present of florida musculinity.

My appartment is now fully fortified

It will take an act of god to get me out when the storm comes

mhm,

will you kidnad an female to rape her?

and throw he outside so...wait wrong person.

@Innaswamp wish you luck,comrade.

I don't need luck I have paranoia and a gun

Mhm,my edgelord meter just broke...

Nah bud this is Florida. This shit is like a Wednesday for us

I see,what about internet?

will you be without light?

I have 5 or 6 flashlights and unlimited data

Last hurricane that came through I was shitposting the entire time

powerbank?

2 small, 3 mids, 2 largs

Large

Youre rich...

i cant even affor one.

I've been buying this stuff for years bud

Will try shoot the storm?

Will rape storm with peenor

I don’t think this storm is gonna hit me much

Fucking lame

> severe floods, roads blocked by trees, & power outages
> boss: "So you coming into work, anon?"

"we really need you in GM today. big sale tomorrow."

Senate you can come up here

Bring your wet suit and fins

Shit I got all my dive gear

i'll bring hazmat gear.

our customers r hecking gross to begin with.

Also bring rope. I have enough to get 2 people down at a time but more is nice

i got like 150ft of rope

Bring it

Also bring guns so we can go looter hunting

like seriously, they will run up to me close enough to fill my air with the miasma of whatever they ate this morning.

i threw up once when a crackhead that no joke, had the stench of semen on her breath, asked me about a sale. even as i vomited, she still demanded me to tell her about that sale.

Hopefully the storm curves more so I get to be in the eye

Thats funny,

as storm.

When I say I'm going to rape the storm I do mean rape

bring lube. it aint a meme.

No

I'm gonna rape this storm dry and make it suffer

rainwater aint gonna moisten ur dik

Bet.

oke but choke the storm so she will remember it like she was weak.

Tru

Because nobody wants to remember that

Why?

I would like to taste human flesh.

Go find that gyp

I would never eat somethin kwhat is that unhealthy.

Im man not pig.

I would like to try an greek.

That's even worse

No.

Then say which nation i shoud try.

Merikan?thats not good idea.

Chineese!

what about chineese?

Not enough meat

I dont eat much...

Slow cook a yankee

Yankee?

what is yankee?

Northern murikan

Mhm...

not good idea.

I will stick to chineese.

~~Oh no~~

How to cook such creature...

Like

should i just make it like regular meat?

or buy some special herb for it.

Like you know if you have to be eaten you would like to taste good.

Hopefully you get an Inazuma

Slow cook

Hm, if you want to make a Chinese person taste good then you'll want a lot of salt ^

its just thinking about it.

It's to compliment our naturally salty behaviour

Mini blyt you draw?

Yeah?

Faggot

Guys what games should I play during a hurricane

I'm thinking world of warships and subnautica

Soma

For maximum immersion

Soma was meh

Would it be wrong to fap with slime hentai during a hurricane

Like my family is bugging out tomorrow so I'm solo