I see what you did there 😉

Lmao thats terrible. Lolz ded

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@mathgrant 😔

https://babylonbee.com/news/gracious-trump-suggests-delaying-election-until-dems-can-find-a-candidate-who-can-think-clearly

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-voters-now-wearing-hydroxychloroquine-necklaces-to-ward-off-dangerous-liberals

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1289357686543462402

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-suggests-that-americans-vote-for-president-by-email

of couse by EMAIL

https://babylonbee.com/news/down-with-nazis-cries-protester-burning-bibles

Yeah, it's so fascist to love thy enemy and to not commit murder or adultery.

Be careful with those words, @Son of Nerds. They have the power to set fedoras on fire. 🔥

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campaign-says-he-is-so-close-to-a-vp-pick-he-can-smell-her

Why is the Babylon Bee more reliable than CNN! THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING THO!!! I'm crying out of confusion.

Moreso the Portland stories, but I guess the Bee can't be outdone by reality.

The Bee is like the news version of South Park

@kriegor191 because it's the jesters, humorists and comedians that used to be the ones able to speak truth to power.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-area-leaders-call-for-illinois-to-eliminate-history-classes/2315752/?amp

I wasn’t sure what chat to put this in. I thought it was pretty dumb so I put it on her

@fberg probably better off in <#730962055875657749>

Or <#730962856564228157>

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-excited-to-find-out-who-he-picked-for-vp <:emoji_9:723005092764319776>

Hehehe

He's so close to picking her he can smell it

This should be renamed to cnn

na...cnn is such a bad mark on the world for fake news...bb is considered real news now

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1290754501067124737?s=19

Where's the lie?

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-introduce-mailman-who-will-collect-all-the-mail-in-votes-phil-re-quinton

https://freebeacon.com/media/nyt-quietly-scrubs-chinese-propaganda/amp/

https://youtu.be/YPSwqp5fdIw

Yo what the fuck

This is the full coverage of Floids death

Absolute media bullshit.

This was leaked. Meaning it was kept hidden from public eye.

This is really driving me to actually cause the burning of the media buildings

no, it's coverage of approach to floyd's car, and just point of pulling him out of the cop car

no coverage of police approaching scene to car from their car

no coverage of the 'kneel'

It does show how floyed was acting crazy

and interestingly enough...no coverage of the cop car moving

I like how people in this chat actually admit that the Babylon bee is fake news, if there was a left discord like this they would put CNN in the Real-news-section

..yeah dude the Babylon bee is satire

ya but bb admits they're satire....cnn does not

yet cnn is more fake news than bb is lately...hell bb been more truthful

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-make-millions-after-offering-citizens-a-turn-throwing-tear-gas

I mean, I would pay for a flight just to have a go 😂

i'd rather operate one of those police drones to spay the rioters with stink bomb juice

than use actual 'tear gas'

u know...skunk spray/perfume

Paintball mg 42

Full of pepper balls

I would gladly pay 1000 plus to do thar

https://youtu.be/o7a8MQ619wk

VeteransToday (@veteranstoday) Tweeted:
Breaking: Israel Nukes Beirut, Russian Embassy Hit, Evidence In (updating) - A general in the Lebanese Army reports that Israel dropped a tactical nuclear weapon on the port of Beirut today.  He reports that this was done to collapse the current political regime there and revo... https://t.co/2RsJwINd5b https://twitter.com/veteranstoday/status/1290789628778184704?s=20

https://babylonbee.com/news/lgtq-publicly-executes-b-for-suggesting-there-are-only-two-genders?utm_content=bufferfa40c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

woke

It won't be long till they realise their name contradicts their agenda and they will have to change it 😂

Exactly 😆

When literal satire news outlets are more credible than real news outlets

yall seen the deep fake of trump ?

Lies

The real reason is because it’s past his bed time and he has to take his pills in the middle of it

the real reason is hunting season started early for corrupt politicians there

He doesn't want to give a speech to just only 15 people lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpVIVr13ZcI

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-subtle-signs-you-might-be-a-racist

Democrats

10 signs to tell you that your a fuking idiot.

@YuriLover(Kniferotica) rule 14, don't be rude

Also this is a channel for actual fake news

Footage of a policeman being racist towards a Chinese person. (2020)
https://youtu.be/uIfKAaV2SFo

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1291597439317741570?s=19

https://amp.thepostmillennial.com/washington-post-fact-checker-busted-lying-to-protect-joe-biden/

Only Democrats can get away with being racist, since a lot of black people still vote for them anyway, at least they think that...for now

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-winner-of-election-will-be-candidate-who-talks-the-least

This is not even fake news at this point

I wish that was fake news

But sadly it is not.

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-the-official-nasa-guide-to-more-inclusive-space-terms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDOTnHFplsI

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campaign-warns-that-for-debate-biden-will-need-a-mask-that-completely-conceals-his-face-and-he-might-sound-different

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1292985217477533696?s=19

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/29/nolte-media-hysteria-convinced-americans-30-million-died-of-coronavirus/

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1292893945782046722?s=19

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-of-the-poor-and-oppressed-nominates-old-rich-white-man-and-cop?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/08/12/russias-coronvirus-vaccine-not-certain-work-according-scientists/ fake news. The Russians would never allow their scientists to tell the truth.

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1293653535096176640?s=19

Great headline from MSNBC

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-horrified-as-trump-undoes-his-years-of-hard-work-bombing-the-middle-east

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1294015939885883393?s=19

i think he needs a black woman as a vp first, because it ain't kamala

Kamala ain't black.

(in reference to that Bidenis pervertis quote).

When you get an ad about how safe and secure voting by mail is.

Saying "here are some cold hard facts"

"Voting by mail is safe and non-partisan

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