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2018-01-24 21:15:41 UTC

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2018-01-24 21:16:14 UTC

Fuck they came in the wrong order

2018-01-24 21:17:14 UTC

How does that even work?

2018-01-24 21:52:35 UTC

Men are at the bottom of the million and one gender spectrum so every other gender has authority over men.

2018-01-24 21:56:11 UTC

I had to read that twice.

2018-01-24 21:58:07 UTC

I know they'd likely say "It's really about men not assaulting/murdering trans people when they pull a crying game. Like that happens with any regualrity.

2018-01-24 21:59:03 UTC

But it really reads like men are so far down on the progressive stack that their sexual consent doesn't matter.

2018-01-24 21:59:21 UTC

But how does that interact with intersectionality?

2018-01-24 22:00:27 UTC

Could a black man refuse sex with a trans person, while a white man could not? What if the trans person is black too? That's one of the problems with the progressive stack. You start getting these weird interactions.

2018-01-24 22:04:48 UTC

Remember that black men are the white people of the black world.

2018-01-24 22:10:33 UTC

Well like 95% of progressive arguments have flawed logic that's easy to debunk

2018-01-24 22:11:11 UTC

Everything is a doublethink

2018-01-24 22:11:16 UTC

Right, but what if the trans is white and the guy is black. Even some Scojus argue that white women are the most privilidged?

2018-01-24 22:13:22 UTC

Note under questions to ask commie SJWs before throwing them off the chopper.

2018-01-24 22:21:37 UTC

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would quiz a man...

2018-01-24 22:24:19 UTC

Is there any rule that says you can't shoot at the commies for double points as the plummet to the earth

2018-01-24 22:25:53 UTC

That diagram casts its net awfully wide. I wonder how much of the population you would actually have to murder if you followed it.

2018-01-24 22:26:07 UTC

<#392484867188850691>

2018-01-24 22:26:20 UTC

All the commies eb

2018-01-24 22:26:24 UTC

Fucking all of them

2018-01-24 22:26:31 UTC

We're gonna need more helicopters

2018-01-24 22:26:36 UTC

There aren't THAT many commies.

2018-01-24 22:26:51 UTC

Everyone I don't like is a commie reee

2018-01-24 22:26:53 UTC

The diagram suggests killing even far-right libertarians.

2018-01-24 22:27:09 UTC

lol

2018-01-24 22:27:24 UTC

Is yolk my friend

2018-01-24 22:27:40 UTC

I can tell, yes.

2018-01-24 22:28:01 UTC

Not as funny as the garfield one.

2018-01-24 22:29:18 UTC

This Garfield one?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405851587102113792/IMG_20171016_172357.jpg

2018-01-24 22:30:18 UTC

DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME

2018-01-24 22:31:44 UTC

Time for weird conspiracy talk time

2018-01-24 22:31:57 UTC

NM gonna do it in general.

2018-01-25 01:33:39 UTC

I was hoping he'd fall off and cause a multi-car collision that would result in the death and maining of everyone within thirty meters.

2018-01-25 03:05:44 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405921153098580009/1qccv7.jpg

2018-01-25 03:17:44 UTC

Ew

2018-01-25 03:31:17 UTC

Lol!

2018-01-25 03:31:58 UTC

That dog is ugly as hell

2018-01-25 03:33:27 UTC

Lol the human eyes and eyebrows

2018-01-25 03:41:04 UTC

Not a good look for Chihuahuas

2018-01-25 03:46:09 UTC

But he's got the confidence of a husky. Lol

2018-01-25 03:47:05 UTC

He's still getting deported

2018-01-25 04:31:58 UTC

Most definitely. Lol

2018-01-25 04:34:54 UTC

Hahah

2018-01-25 04:39:46 UTC

Seatoast would try to sneak it in. Degenerate.

2018-01-25 04:40:17 UTC

Hey I hate Chihuahuas

2018-01-25 04:40:40 UTC

The are little bastards

2018-01-25 04:40:50 UTC

Your the degenerate having me at the age of 6!

2018-01-25 04:40:50 UTC

The calmest dog I've ever seen is a long haired Chihuahua.

2018-01-25 04:41:09 UTC

He's very sweet, loves babies.

2018-01-25 04:41:47 UTC

Gas Chihuahuas

2018-01-25 04:42:37 UTC

Ok PETArd.

2018-01-25 04:42:52 UTC

I hate the over confidence they have. Little shits.

2018-01-25 04:42:58 UTC

Same

2018-01-25 04:43:55 UTC

Closer to rats then dogs imo

2018-01-25 04:44:03 UTC

lol

2018-01-25 04:44:05 UTC

And when they try to hump your leg

2018-01-25 04:44:11 UTC

It's like bitch, you're 5'0, stop acting like you're 6'2.

2018-01-25 04:44:24 UTC

Napoleon syndrome

2018-01-25 04:44:40 UTC

The audacity

2018-01-25 04:44:51 UTC

They're like the dog version of "don't touch my wife or her son ever again"

2018-01-25 04:45:15 UTC

I had a husky when I was a kid and he was fucking huge

2018-01-25 04:45:28 UTC

Tarco the teacup chihuahua is nuts, like a regular chihuahua, I don't how Rusty puts up with him.

2018-01-25 04:45:39 UTC

But he's very sweet.

2018-01-25 04:46:02 UTC

This Chihuahua my neighbor had would fuck with him all the time for like a year

2018-01-25 04:46:07 UTC

They're like the drunk guy at a bar picking fights with larger sober guys claiming he knows martial arts.

2018-01-25 04:46:13 UTC

Until my dog decided to kill him

2018-01-25 04:46:24 UTC

lol

2018-01-25 04:46:28 UTC

Oh Jesus.

2018-01-25 04:46:37 UTC

That's awful.

2018-01-25 04:47:00 UTC

He had every chance to not fuck with him

2018-01-25 04:47:00 UTC

Act like a bitch you're gonna die like a bitch.

2018-01-25 04:47:15 UTC

Cucked

2018-01-25 04:47:23 UTC

He's just a dog. Dogs don't think.

2018-01-25 04:47:36 UTC

They just do things.

2018-01-25 04:47:57 UTC

My dog sure did think about killing him every day until he finally got sick of the pestering

2018-01-25 04:48:13 UTC

What breed is your dog?

2018-01-25 04:48:24 UTC

He was a Siberian husky this was years ago

2018-01-25 04:48:32 UTC

Aww

2018-01-25 04:48:39 UTC

Huskies are adorable.

2018-01-25 04:48:41 UTC

Yeah but some are dumber than others. #dogracerealism

2018-01-25 04:48:47 UTC

^

2018-01-25 04:48:55 UTC

Are Huskies dumb?

2018-01-25 04:48:57 UTC

Looking for a white one righr now

2018-01-25 04:49:02 UTC

No

2018-01-25 04:49:12 UTC

Very strong willed and silly as fuck

2018-01-25 04:49:27 UTC

You have to really enforce the pack mentality thing with them

2018-01-25 04:49:35 UTC

Or they will fuck your life

2018-01-25 04:49:44 UTC

Huuuuwhite husky

2018-01-25 04:49:46 UTC

Apparently Bassets are very stubborn.

2018-01-25 04:49:50 UTC

Racist.

2018-01-25 04:49:51 UTC

I have one now

2018-01-25 04:49:58 UTC

YOU HAVE A BASSET?

2018-01-25 04:50:19 UTC

How many dogs you have?

2018-01-25 04:50:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405947517226844170/20171022_172810.jpg

2018-01-25 04:50:38 UTC

I do

2018-01-25 04:50:49 UTC

I have one the husky was when I was young

2018-01-25 04:50:54 UTC

Yaaass! We need more dog pics in here

2018-01-25 04:51:21 UTC

He looks hella cool

2018-01-25 04:51:23 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405947736085626880/20170917_133052.jpg

2018-01-25 04:51:35 UTC

Dachshunds are highly stubborn

2018-01-25 04:52:12 UTC

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2018-01-25 04:52:19 UTC

He's thinking about the fall of western civilization

2018-01-25 04:52:19 UTC

Very nice

2018-01-25 04:52:40 UTC

โคโคโค

2018-01-25 04:52:47 UTC

Right whiskey lmfao

2018-01-25 04:53:08 UTC

I love bassets and dachshunds.

2018-01-25 04:53:24 UTC

How old are your dogs, guys?

2018-01-25 04:53:29 UTC

I never knew what they were until my mom showed up with that broski

2018-01-25 04:53:35 UTC

10 or 11

2018-01-25 04:53:39 UTC

I can't remeber

2018-01-25 04:53:59 UTC

Your basset is 10?

2018-01-25 04:54:00 UTC

Def a basset owner for life now

2018-01-25 04:54:03 UTC

Mhm

2018-01-25 04:54:07 UTC

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2018-01-25 04:54:18 UTC

Damn, they usually don't live long past 10.

2018-01-25 04:54:18 UTC

@MerricBrady was it their birthday? Lol so cute.

2018-01-25 04:54:22 UTC

Aww

2018-01-25 04:54:37 UTC

Yeah but he's aged really well

2018-01-25 04:54:46 UTC

Still no signs of joint issues or anything

2018-01-25 04:54:57 UTC

From the pic I had no idea he was old.

2018-01-25 04:55:00 UTC

Rocky my Dachshund is 10 Rhonda my pitbull is 2

2018-01-25 04:55:19 UTC

I love dachshunds.

2018-01-25 04:55:23 UTC

I'm loving every minute of this.

2018-01-25 04:55:23 UTC

He's also a lot smaller then most

2018-01-25 04:55:35 UTC

My inital thought was breeding something with a basset hound to make something a bit more active and less droll intensive.

2018-01-25 04:55:40 UTC

He was a runt so I assume that has played a big part in his fortunate health

2018-01-25 04:55:45 UTC

Ah, size affects lifespan.

2018-01-25 04:56:00 UTC

Also, do you run him a lot and feed him not very much?

2018-01-25 04:56:17 UTC

He doesn't eat much of his own accord, never has

2018-01-25 04:56:21 UTC

Are they aging well? Kinda hard to move around up and down some stairs sometimes no?

2018-01-25 04:56:23 UTC

And yeah he's well taken care of

2018-01-25 04:56:50 UTC

Idk he can still fly up and down my stairs when he chooses too

2018-01-25 04:57:21 UTC

Why do I get the feeling ebowden is gonna drop a black pill about everyone's dog?

2018-01-25 04:57:34 UTC

Rhonda looks sweet. But why does she have a black name?

2018-01-25 04:57:34 UTC

Lol

2018-01-25 04:57:42 UTC

I pretty well versed in puppers

2018-01-25 04:57:49 UTC

So I'm safe lmfao

2018-01-25 04:58:05 UTC

She was not mine originally

2018-01-25 04:58:20 UTC

I would've named her niggles

2018-01-25 04:58:23 UTC

I demand pictures as proof. Do you thoroughly examine those soft, velvety ears and clean the ear canal so he doesn't get infections?

2018-01-25 04:58:31 UTC

lol

2018-01-25 04:58:40 UTC

Whiskey with the real questions

2018-01-25 04:59:02 UTC

He's sleep right now I can tomm

2018-01-25 04:59:02 UTC

@MerricBrady What do you mean by "drop a black pill"?

2018-01-25 04:59:18 UTC

And yeah his ears are currently Gucci

2018-01-25 04:59:28 UTC

Gucci?

2018-01-25 04:59:32 UTC

Does that mean good?

2018-01-25 04:59:34 UTC

Yeah like they're fine

2018-01-25 04:59:37 UTC

Mhm

2018-01-25 04:59:41 UTC

Niggles. Lol! Saying "Negro/a" is racist now so that would've worked.

2018-01-25 05:00:17 UTC

Ok. Do you put on him a hand-kitted beanie and tuck in the ears when it is cold out @Seatoast?

2018-01-25 05:00:31 UTC

Do you guys walk them everyday?

2018-01-25 05:00:43 UTC

I MUST KNOW

2018-01-25 05:00:49 UTC

(About the ear thing.)

2018-01-25 05:01:18 UTC

Floppy ears are the best.

2018-01-25 05:01:19 UTC

@@ebowden you saying something like a 10 year old dachshund has a year or 2 left before getting back issues

2018-01-25 05:01:43 UTC

Well, I have no idea how long until the poor thing gets back issues.

2018-01-25 05:01:55 UTC

I love those dogs, but it is a common problem.

2018-01-25 05:01:59 UTC

It's never that cold out im South Texas

2018-01-25 05:02:06 UTC

Ah, right.

2018-01-25 05:02:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405950477185056778/IMG_2852.jpg

2018-01-25 05:02:17 UTC

And yes Rhonda somehow always has a lot of energy though so it might not be enough

2018-01-25 05:02:20 UTC

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2018-01-25 05:02:23 UTC

You guys should massage them.

2018-01-25 05:02:27 UTC

Here eb found this

2018-01-25 05:02:27 UTC

Oh my god that dog is cute.

2018-01-25 05:02:53 UTC

@Whiskey-Vargas Do I detect a fellow member of the Ear Enthusiast Brigade?

2018-01-25 05:03:13 UTC

I do that to Rocky

2018-01-25 05:03:34 UTC

You're killing with the cuteness. I'm saving that pic.

2018-01-25 05:03:35 UTC

I do that with Heinz, a cute dachshund I care for occasionally.

2018-01-25 05:03:57 UTC

He's such a sweetheart.

2018-01-25 05:04:07 UTC

When they run and the ears flop! Lol

2018-01-25 05:04:23 UTC

I'm about to drop you.

2018-01-25 05:04:26 UTC

When he was a puppy

2018-01-25 05:04:34 UTC

He tripped on his ears cause they were too long

2018-01-25 05:04:40 UTC

2018-01-25 05:04:56 UTC

Accidental pin lmao

2018-01-25 05:05:00 UTC

Massaging them helps with their circulation and joints.

2018-01-25 05:05:44 UTC

Got too excited fam. You're accidentally pinning messages. Lol

2018-01-25 05:05:53 UTC

I meant to tap edit

2018-01-25 05:06:00 UTC

Lol

2018-01-25 05:07:18 UTC

I love your dogs! All 3 of them!

2018-01-25 05:07:24 UTC

One more cause why not

2018-01-25 05:07:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392484867188850691/405951788232212491/536280490.jpg

2018-01-25 05:07:36 UTC

One of my favourite types of video is one where a basset hound is running and its ears are going everywhere.

2018-01-25 05:07:39 UTC

Ebowden... pics of your doggos!

2018-01-25 05:08:00 UTC

This isn't mine, but I care for him occasionally:

2018-01-25 05:08:17 UTC

You should see this old dog at full sprint chasing cottontails

2018-01-25 05:08:57 UTC

@MerricBrady which dog runs the show?

2018-01-25 05:09:57 UTC

Rocky, the little shit beats up Rhonda all the time

2018-01-25 05:09:59 UTC

Yes! When the ears are everywhere they don't know what to do with them. Lol

2018-01-25 05:10:05 UTC

Or used to atleast

2018-01-25 05:10:10 UTC

So how do you feel about Possums?

2018-01-25 05:10:20 UTC

Oversized rats

2018-01-25 05:10:21 UTC

She's too sweet for her own good

2018-01-25 05:11:05 UTC

Merric, he has Napoleon syndrome too then? Lol

2018-01-25 05:11:30 UTC

Yes but he actually beats bigger dogs

2018-01-25 05:12:16 UTC

Who ruined this with mention of possums

2018-01-25 05:12:22 UTC

Living the life, taking glorious naps.

2018-01-25 05:12:47 UTC

Lol I'll give it a pedicure all right

2018-01-25 05:13:00 UTC

Lead based naturally

2018-01-25 05:13:03 UTC

@Seatoast Important questions: Do you lay a bunch of ear down over your forearm and stroke it? Do make ear hats? Do you roll all the ear up like a velvety swiss roll?

2018-01-25 05:13:18 UTC

Merric, he actually beats bigger dogs? Lol!

2018-01-25 05:13:27 UTC

I do the roll thing all the time

2018-01-25 05:13:33 UTC

lol

2018-01-25 05:13:39 UTC

And the hat

2018-01-25 05:14:05 UTC

YES

2018-01-25 05:14:09 UTC

Swiss ear rolls oh my god I'm jealous

2018-01-25 05:14:18 UTC

YOU MUST CAPTURE PICTURES OF THIS

2018-01-25 05:14:19 UTC

Not huge ones (still tries to fight them) but yes he has beaten bigger dogs before

2018-01-25 05:14:31 UTC

I cannot believe someone is handling a possum and it's not been shot beforehand

2018-01-25 05:14:35 UTC

I got you eb

2018-01-25 05:14:48 UTC

Tomorrow when he's not sleeping like a log

2018-01-25 05:15:03 UTC

Are you also a member of the Ear Enthusiast Brigade?

2018-01-25 05:15:28 UTC

Only with my pupper tbh

2018-01-25 05:15:40 UTC

How did you get your dogs, guys? Adoptions, gifts?

2018-01-25 05:15:54 UTC

Adoptions

2018-01-25 05:15:57 UTC
2018-01-25 05:15:58 UTC

My mom bought mine randomly

2018-01-25 05:16:17 UTC

Ferrits are fun but smell unholy

2018-01-25 05:16:44 UTC

I like ferrets

2018-01-25 05:16:55 UTC

Adoptions.

2018-01-25 05:17:00 UTC

I also like snakes

2018-01-25 05:17:04 UTC

Your mother randomly bought you a Basset?

2018-01-25 05:17:11 UTC

Not me specifically

2018-01-25 05:17:17 UTC

Like for the fam

2018-01-25 05:17:21 UTC

I like this video. The ferret is saying "Come here human. Come here and look at these things that came out of my butt last night. Damndest thing I've ever experienced."

2018-01-25 05:17:27 UTC

Whiskey hell yes

2018-01-25 05:17:28 UTC

Ok. S T I L L J E A L O U S

2018-01-25 05:17:38 UTC

Snakes are the shit

2018-01-25 05:17:59 UTC

Especially rattlers

2018-01-25 05:18:15 UTC

Nothing more fun and sketchy then catching them

2018-01-25 05:18:19 UTC

Her previous owner called her Rhonda and it just stuck I'm assuming. It's what she responded to?

2018-01-25 05:19:09 UTC

Gonna look into a python soon cause rattlers are not suitable pets

2018-01-25 05:19:26 UTC

But damn they look mean as fuck

2018-01-25 05:19:29 UTC

Yes, whiskey

2018-01-25 05:19:45 UTC

And snakes are cool

2018-01-25 05:20:41 UTC

I've had turtles, and a cat. My brother had a Mexican black king snake.

2018-01-25 05:20:59 UTC
2018-01-25 05:21:40 UTC

You gotta start nice and easy with reptiles.

2018-01-25 05:21:47 UTC

Oh my god the king snake

2018-01-25 05:21:55 UTC

Yes

2018-01-25 05:22:29 UTC

I'm pretty familiar with snakes I've caught a bunch as a kid

2018-01-25 05:22:39 UTC

I saved all yours dogs pictures. They're all to cute not to. I can't help it.

2018-01-25 05:23:05 UTC

Nothing better then walking up to the fam with your cousin after you both successfully caught a snake to show them

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