@shadowlessnexus Are you a man of culture? Do you like traps?

naw

felix is a good character. thats why i have him as pfp

astolfo best trap tho

If dolls are all they’re cracked up to be then they’re the best option

That's unfortunate.

dont even like traps. astolfo best trap

Second is cruises and all inclusive

Then whores would be third

sex is wayy to expensive now imo. false rape accusations, incurable std's.. you gotta consider that the risk is permenant ruination of your life for temporary pleasure. not worth it to me

Sex dolls are first, traps are second, sex toys are third, your hand is fourth and real women are fifth.

Maybe if you were a pimp or dealt in a business where women were the product or appeal, I suppose that would do it

I don't like guys who look like men but they'd be sixth I guess.

fleshlights are also good option. if you need something quiet

i own 2.

they are good

... traps are not an option

Well for straight guys anyway

how come traps are second, what?

he likes traps i guess

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fair

I just included sex toys with the dolls

ITS MAMM

Ok

Hamm?

Even if you don't like traps, western women are fourth in line for getting your sexual needs met.

CALL ME MAMM

lol.

ITS MAMM

toys are enough, dolls are overkill (if you want to send one i guess im okay)

Oh I’m leaving western women out of the equation

They don’t make the cut

Dolls are perfect though.

Look at all the sex toys Adam and eve sent me to review

XD

They're forever young and beautiful and don't talk.

Is that aidra Fox?

estim is nice also (a friend told me)

That’s white Ortega

The problem is if i get a doll I’ll end up smackn my biotch up and it’ll be no fun cause she won’t bleed 🤷‍♂️

...

the naighbours might compain....

Use fake blood then. @thadeal4real

Take them to a gay bar

If that's your kink.

theres some logitic problems with a doll, you have to carry it around in da house lika a dead body or sometin (i really want one)

I don't understand how sexdolls/bots don't exist that can ride you. They don't need to walkaround or anything. just cowgirl/reverse cowgirl

Ask the makers

Maybe you're onto something.

there are no makers yet lol

I meant, the people who make regular sex dolls

If they can do it?

As a suggestion

thats kinda difficukt to make

ok gotcha

some animatronics that go up and done

you have to have motors and stuff

and batteries

nah pneumatics pistons

wish i could tinker on something

Meow

I believe its more the legality’s/liability’s of selling such

I made a curtain out of the blanket that came with my sex doll

I put her behind it until it's time to smash

wtf is that a curtain?

I wander who that is

If there's a will there's a way

The doll is gonna perform a stealth take down on any intruders

I'm trying to find a setup where I can get a second doll

But I think I would have to remove my bookshelves and I really dont want to do but that

did you have a two ways with your gf and doll yet?

Knowledge > waifus

Knowledge>waifus>Thots

@Bike no I'm not driving with the doll in my car but she did try to use the spinning robot pussy on me and failed

three ways?

you drive with your sex doll in your car

@Happy Humble Hermit She rolled a 1

her place is in the kitchen my dude

You need a natural 20 to do that to HHH

like a human women

You and tfm both put your sex dolls in burqas. @Happy Humble Hermit

lol

it would be cool with a doll but there's much problem with keeping it hidden from the world

islamist sex doll

now that will look

interesting

She ain't in a burqa I'm not a goat fucker

oh god what is that!?

it's bald

lol

She looks like a sexier version of master roshi

it's sexy as hell, i like baldies!

i mean if you are in to bald chicks

You dont leave the wigs on when you're not using her it'll fray them

i ain't judging

The wig makes a big difference.

ah isee

Could you and TFM create an online course for dolls?

Like if you pass all the tests

you get a diploma

in Doll Management

Hermit's Institute of Sexdollogy

@Punished Korgoth I'm not Jordan Peterson I dont have my own courses in bullshit lol

Lol

lololol

And you dont sound like kermit the frog

when you clean her is it only the pussy that have to dry or the whole doll?

Tfm has maintenance vids already so close enough.

ah

I'll take 5% royalties

@Bike depends what you do. I like to pull out and make a mess

kappy kumble kermit

Wont you have to clean up your dead children?

is it a sleeve?

It must be a pain to clean up the mess

now that's something i would want to see

I would just let mine turn to a mess and then take it through a drive through car wash

It's easy to clean up and I have the removable vagina

car wash!!! lol

You're basically using a fleshlight inside a doll. Just pull it out and clean it quickly.

Im getting arrested for abuse for sure lol

PUA version of HHH: Unhappy not-humble Extrovert.

Imagine that

he would be your reverse flash

im just worried about my nayburrs, seeing me carry around a body....

I could do pua content but a lot of it is common sense and it's not the point of the channel. I cold approached my gf in a gay bar puas wont teach you that

They have an incentive to not teach you common sense

they need that blue pill simp money

I don't really get the whole new "shave your head" style of many feminists

Its gross

^

I believe its them rejecting femininity

I think that PUA philosophy doesn't work, prove me wrong.

Which is unwise If they want their pussies to get wet

All girls should have long black hair tbh.

Unless they want to be the fat masculine bull dyke of their relationship

@felldie1496 by definition it is 🤔

@Deadly Shells what about blonde chicks?

I mean, there are a lot of feminine traits they know and they use to their advantage.

I always found redheads (natural) hot idk why

They're aware of AWALT

But i think that PUA's strategy is just a marketing philosophy.

Blondes are inferior to red heads and girls with long black hair.

so should you introduce your doll tho the nayburrs?

they are hot tho

@Bike I was going to say that earlier LOL

In general, the best pickup line to me is "i'm busy".

i really would like a doll but it's the carrying around and washing that kills it

Getting girls is easy if you look good and act normal around them. The issue is that dealing with them is a pain. That's why I turned to traps.

that's why i turned to video games

screw traps

traps, bois who play girls?

Yeah yeah.

Traps aren't gay the dick makes it cuter 😍 😍

Fuck no lol.

Thx but no.

traps are megahomo

Traps are only 50% gay.

Hyperhomo

@Doctor Malfatto prove it

where do you find traps, abroad?

they have dicks

is that enough?

@Bike Asia

No i need something logical

each to his own i guess

And the middle east

and the west

pretty much everywhere

what's not logical there

you fuck someone with a dick

You find traps online. Just make sure you're both clean. I wish there were more traps though.

@Doctor Malfatto LOL wtf

so you want to fuck something, use a melon!

Well, i respect your anus and what you put in it, but i pass.

xd

***did I hear PUA?***

@batshadow Yep

it's the bat!

*hi*

Did I hear traps?

No sure about you guys but i think different color dyed hair for girls signifies different problems like red=daddy issues and blue=drug abuse

**gay**

@Happy Humble Hermit Yep

***ew***

arkham city is where you will die, bat!

Homo asf

PUA means "Pay us assholes"?

What’s up assholes

I don't care if you're gay but don't pretend you're straight

I'll have you know I have this as my profile pic to appreciate my waifu, not to be a trap.

I’m not gay, I’m a giga Chad pshh

exacly

people who fuck traps are NOT STRAIGHT!

Yeah. Nohomo=homo

I've had sex with regular women too though.

Hermit why can’t I lie?

I'm gay for lolis

so did george michael

Traps are bi, not gay.

so did Freddie Mercury

I don't think anyone really cares about gay people tbh

its fucking gay okay

i didn't say gay

traps are gay

Okay, I see your point.

fucking a trap is hella gay

i said not straight

Its the big gey

What if you dont see their dicks

I love a thick penis ramming down my throat during a sloppy blowjob from a college virgin thot

and they look like women

its even worse ***when you try and make excuses***

Its big fag

Big Fag?

Here we go again

So is there solid fag, liquid fag and venom fag?

lol

Boom didn't say gay

Then you have The Fag

Yes

are shemales also gay?

Are any of u guys into some cock on cock action? x

i used a lot of toys earlier that was nice as fuck dont need those wahmans anymore, now i use estim, dont even use toys anymore

nah

<:tellmemore:532084430664105994>

Is gross

Well it’s not...

I ll speed things up

It’s beautiful

2B just obtained a thick dictionary. fuck yea

Its all the JEWS faults

Love being spooned by a 6’2 giga Chad

It's actually all the balls in da hoops fault

gas the balls

🏀⭕️🔥

the name of batshadow reminds me of arkham origins

Someone pull my hair back

I'm kinda drunk but I really like your message HHH!

I will

Ill just pull it back though

you only asked for that

its odd

ima just break our rules and leave this 2B pic here

but whatever

🔥🔥🔥✌️🔥🔥🔥