Rather die than live my life a limbless abomination.

Not monologing, was talking to @rotrunner.

@Happy Humble Hermit You might want to consider making a voice chat channel in the future to avoid confusion.

Who wants to see a funny in the memes?

I got spider parasites have to inject their teeth to infect you.

so drinking venom can actually infect you?

So what if I pour the venom into my anus?

Figured.

Shitting anal disease from my arse.

Relax, I was drunk, but I'm gonna kill myself with such a nasty death.

Or I got a better idea. Just call Kelsey and say "I got authoritays involved." and pant like a dog for 1 minute.

Magic happens.

@rotrunner So nightshade is actually edible?

@rotrunner 990 lb

No

I said I was.

I am a super-mutant.

Lo0l

What a bout a Super-Mutant?

Yup

Oh damn. Alright, I honestly weigh 280 lb.

You say 300 lb a human can not walk?

Guess I am close to death.

Mostly fat now.

Muscles faded years ago.

I literally am obese mates, what is it that seems I am lying?

That is not weird at all.

I am 5'8.

Which is my goal anyway.

How? Flabby meat hooks?

What about keto diet?

Damnit, I'm in deep shite now...

I’d like to weigh 230, with it being muscle

liposuction?

Isn't that a surgical maneuver.

I generally like being stocky, just like to have a bit more muscle to it

I never planned for surgery. Was trying to avoid it.

Also as much as I want to be thin, I'd rather avoid musclar route too. More liability than worth.

Dont want any simps trying to prejudge me on my strength.

I had a friend who was skinny, but tough as a tree

Tall people ain't tough. Hell, they're easy to break than short ones.

Its more dangerous to be taller and thin actually.

My buddy was basically old hickory

Is there a way to grow bones?

How old are you? I’m 22

26.

Been into politics since I was 14.

Heck, I’ve been into politics since I was listening to radio with my dad

Well technically since I was 11, but mostly just a liberal, and that did not last for long.

I was inexperienced in govt politics.

I was in middle school when I really got interested, but it was always background noise

I’ve always been Red. Republican, Conservative, Christian.

I am now an independent when it comes to government crap. The Donkey and Elephant are cancer.

I have no risk of going blue

Rather tolerate the Eagle, at least it knows what to do.

In the dark times.

The Repubs are still blue.

Democs are red.

I would start my party, call them the Slayers of Seneca.

Will be White. and bear the unusual wig symbol.

I consider myself An-Cap and Meritocratic

Wig, Sword, and Fox Skull

I like the An-Cap flag. Yellow is my favorite color

Cockatrix?

Don't you mean Cocatrice?

Cockatrice

Funny, Kelsey's boyfriend was named Amon.

You're not him by any chance are you?

Anyways I think @rotrunner is talking about this.
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I’ll talk to ya later

needs someone to ride it good.

Goodnight 😶😴😷am falling aaleep lol

@Salsacookies Cya

@rotrunner Why cant I touch them giant birds?

Don’t want to make much noise atm, I’ll be back on fairly soon

@rotrunner How does it kill me exactly? Turns me into stone? Spikes? Sharp scales?

@rotrunner Sodomy?

Step mom doesn’t like much noise, but she’s heading to work soon

@rotrunner Like magical touch kill?

Tell step mom to hold that liquor.

I'm a commin!

Oh damn, I hate magic..

That thing is a death walking.

I like the magic system in LOTR

Lol

@rotrunner Say, I think I saw those things in Runescape.

Other than the obvious wizards, it’s mostly item based and subtle

@rotrunner I remembered I nearly got my health butchered by them.

@rotrunner Slayer skill required too.

@rotrunner I hated fighting them.

@rotrunner Well they're not worse than Mogres and other monstrosities.

What’s this game? I can’t hear

Runescape.

rune scape

Ahh

The Runest of the Scapes!

Use to mean something. Now it's all xeno. Hardly recognize the environment.

At least its finally getting rid of the parasites that once infest it.

And the wilderness scammers and trolls.

I hate The Wilderness.

I’d either be thought of as a troll or an ogre in medieval times