well iv never watched any of his videos

in my defense when I joined I actually didnt know

and never plan to

but I put his uploads playlist on

burned through like 30-40 vids

im a PUA myself

not a mgtow

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i saw this guy in one of the comments sections of hermits videos say hes 40 and when hermit said he was 22--he felt like vitalydtv when he couldnt get hard in his porno

made me lmao

😂

what? @fatugly

🥔

you're 22 and relatable to guys like me (im 21)

but hes 40

and felt insecure

bc you're well-read

he was learning a lot from you

at least that's what I got from his messgae

message*

Can someone help me out
How do you get rid of heartburn

gotta humble yourself to listen to a youngster

well said^

I'd listen to a 12 year old in college before I listen to a 30 year old homeless guy

i agree

agree

when i hear old people say respect your elders it makes me lol

@ToastMcGhost does the kid know how to make egg bread?

You don't even know how to make egg bread

yeah I DO

@ʇsıdɐᴚ ılo˥ ʇɐƆ ɔıʇsıʇn∀ short term--I'd get Tums long-term--improve your diet and try to figure out if you have any food sensitivities

Uhh thanks fam

Do you eat a lot of sugar @ʇsıdɐᴚ ılo˥ ʇɐƆ ɔıʇsıʇn∀

My heart used to be all fuckey but I stopped the sugar and it's been all good since

heart burn = GERD

acid reflux if im not mistaken

^

its your digestive tract

Oh ok I'm thinking heart palpitations

Continue with the sugar you gucci

It’s the sugar messing with me?
I’ve never monitored my diet habits

Yeah I've got no experience with heartburn but I know it was giving me the heart hurts

Diets probably a good place to start

alright guys i'm starting my job in 20 minutes - i'll see u on the other side (in 10 hours)

Text me during ur lunch break bb

ofc

Remember when you thought the CEO was trolling you with the job offer, then a week later you asked if you should refuse?

what happened with the guy btw

my weird autist here

@ToastMcGhost yeah lol - how far i've come<:yay:523032349563158528>

how is the acting going

?

nvm it might not have been you 😅

Autist was a server then got a job working with servers

Full circle

ah

😄

What's up fam.

alright i'm leaving this cafe - see u guys later <:tard:480186130105630730>

You guys hear about the Overwatch league "Gamer girl" trolling?

what about it

welcome Knight

top of the morning to ya

Goodnight Hermit btw

All the SJW journalist rallied behind her after accusations came out about a no named girl with no history in the game comes out and makes waves with high scores, **but** turns out *"she"* was a *"he"*.

Morning.

i have to do that by renaming my acc

he identify as a woman so its all good (?

best tount in gaming is being a girl
all target you

I don;t know the full details cause the SJW journalists have made a mess of it but it was a ranked male player using this girl he know to play a "social experiment" on the gaming community.

not "Hi, I am justin beiber"?

wow no good bye

No

dic

@afieq408 peace brethren 🕵

GN

So whats going on?

and it's Ma'am

gonna beat my egg bread

Hey hermit, did you make any updates to patreon yet? What's new. @Happy Humble Hermit

@MufflePuff im 5 kilos up after the training routine you gave me ;D

15 more to go

Sup guys

Thinking of making homemade chili fries

How do you make homemade chili fries

I buy a bag of seasoned fries and a can of hormel chili, if I'm feeling zesty I'll throw some shredded cheese on top

So you just buy chips and a can of chili

Master chef

You expected more than I could offer <:yay:523032349563158528>

Yeah that's my bad

My mom makes homemade chili and it seems like a lot of work. 3 types of beans you gotta soak for 24 hours, brown the meat, mix the tomato sauce and all the seasonings and simmer like all day

Nah fam I'm impatient

Yeah that's more the speed I was expecting from the 4 year long stint in Mexican prison

4 years? Time really flew

Time flies when you tappin ass

here we go again

No this is referencing straight sex with women

D:

I'm likening toasts relationship to a Mexican women to prison

No one understands me