Message from @Abel

Discord ID: 487249304851841054


2018-09-06 13:13:06 UTC  

steal items from someone elses bag

2018-09-06 13:13:14 UTC  

Thor in the marvel comics has been replaced by a female. basically all the marvel IPs have been getting replaced with women in the comics and they are not selling. Ironman comics are about "iron heart", Thor comics have some random chick, Captain Marvel used to be male, now is female.

2018-09-06 13:13:17 UTC  

ha

2018-09-06 13:13:23 UTC  

its so stupid easy

2018-09-06 13:13:32 UTC  

just walk up to someones bag and grab something

2018-09-06 13:13:43 UTC  

i did a bag swap

2018-09-06 13:13:45 UTC  

walked in

2018-09-06 13:13:47 UTC  

grabbed mints

2018-09-06 13:13:50 UTC  

put my bag down

2018-09-06 13:13:51 UTC  

But they still pay fot it?

2018-09-06 13:13:54 UTC  

grabbed a different bag

2018-09-06 13:13:55 UTC  

walked out

2018-09-06 13:14:03 UTC  

the other person will be charged for it

2018-09-06 13:14:05 UTC  

FREEZE, IT'S THE INTERNET POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP, WE GOT YOU RED HANDED

2018-09-06 13:14:30 UTC  

thats not stealing from amazon, thats stealing from other shoppers

2018-09-06 13:14:31 UTC  

then that person will likely just get a refund

2018-09-06 13:14:34 UTC  

no it isnt

2018-09-06 13:14:37 UTC  

its stealing from amazon

2018-09-06 13:14:45 UTC  

It's a the Lucky dip of supermarket shopping.

2018-09-06 13:14:46 UTC  

when youre in the store no one has bought anything

2018-09-06 13:14:46 UTC  

So a great thing happened today. Homosexuality is no longer a crime in India

2018-09-06 13:14:54 UTC  

Oh damn, nice!

2018-09-06 13:15:01 UTC  

if amazon charges someone for something they didnt buy amazon is stealing from them

2018-09-06 13:15:22 UTC  

I had a couple other ideas

2018-09-06 13:15:24 UTC  

The downside being that the same article was the one used to prosecute male rape

2018-09-06 13:15:24 UTC  

like

2018-09-06 13:15:36 UTC  

what would happen if you brought an item IN the stotre

2018-09-06 13:15:41 UTC  

like being peanut butter and put it on the shelf

2018-09-06 13:15:42 UTC  

or

2018-09-06 13:15:46 UTC  

swap an empty for full

2018-09-06 13:15:50 UTC  

got a half used paenut butter?

2018-09-06 13:15:59 UTC  

pour in some water for weight

2018-09-06 13:16:03 UTC  

swap with a full one

2018-09-06 13:16:17 UTC  

Doesn't the shop have weight detectors? The same level of water wouldn't be the same weight, would it?

2018-09-06 13:16:20 UTC  

I was curious if the system could issue credits

2018-09-06 13:16:36 UTC  

like if i brought in peanut butter and just put it on a shelf what would the computer think?

2018-09-06 13:16:41 UTC  

Maybe pebbles could work

2018-09-06 13:16:43 UTC  

and would it charge someone if they took MY peanut butter?

2018-09-06 13:16:43 UTC  

lol

2018-09-06 13:16:53 UTC  

>walk in store
>open PB jar
>grab handfuls of PB and shove into pockets
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
The Perfect Crime

2018-09-06 13:17:00 UTC  

lolol