Message from @Rabbi Shekels

Discord ID: 488041727949668352


2018-09-08 17:37:08 UTC  

4chins

2018-09-08 17:37:16 UTC  

Contro you're 5 iq

2018-09-08 17:37:27 UTC  

wtf did you just call me ?

2018-09-08 17:37:27 UTC  

I meant greentexts posted to reddit

2018-09-08 17:37:38 UTC  

You can't ship 6mil USD machinery out to every tiny mountain town, or in some cases anywhere near that town

2018-09-08 17:37:53 UTC  

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

2018-09-08 17:38:06 UTC  

Once you go out into the interior in Canada or away from city centers in the US you'll still find dirt roads

2018-09-08 17:38:22 UTC  

Because it's simply not financially feasible to do full road upkeep out there

2018-09-08 17:38:51 UTC  

same deal in the UK

2018-09-08 17:38:55 UTC  

Canada benefits from the fact that almost nobody wants to live in the fucking cold, so most people live near the border, but the US does not have that tendency

2018-09-08 17:39:01 UTC  

many places are unaccessable

2018-09-08 17:39:31 UTC  

M8 your country fits into the area of a major American city and surrounding suburbs

2018-09-08 17:40:09 UTC  

and yet our roads are tiny... it can take hours just to get 20miles (as the crow flies)

2018-09-08 17:40:29 UTC  

Right but that's a management problem, not a geographical one

2018-09-08 17:40:42 UTC  

So you guys are saying we should be more like the Lobsters?

2018-09-08 17:41:11 UTC  

In NA there are areas you can only get to via one or two roads, and those roads arent always open year round

2018-09-08 17:41:34 UTC  

Because the cost of building good infrastructure for a small mining or logging town in the middle of buttfuck nowhere is immense

2018-09-08 17:42:07 UTC  

There's no possible ROI on it

2018-09-08 17:42:29 UTC  
2018-09-08 17:43:03 UTC  

some areas are only accessible via cable cart

2018-09-08 17:43:35 UTC  

🦀

2018-09-08 17:43:39 UTC  

no lobster emojoo

2018-09-08 17:43:45 UTC  

just crabs

2018-09-08 17:44:46 UTC  

wtf are those huge rock things?! O_o

2018-09-08 17:44:51 UTC  

aint crabs the opposit metaphor?

2018-09-08 17:44:55 UTC  

they're horrifying!

2018-09-08 17:45:28 UTC  

As a dutchman, i am horrified you people live in such an elevated country!

2018-09-08 17:45:58 UTC  

much more evened out

2018-09-08 17:46:10 UTC  

prime real-estate when the sea levels rise too much

2018-09-08 17:46:29 UTC  

pff, we owned the sea several times already

2018-09-08 17:46:36 UTC  

in fact we KILLED a sea!

Who can say that? 😛

2018-09-08 17:46:37 UTC  

did you know most of central london is already several meters below sea level?

2018-09-08 17:46:50 UTC  

I live in a lake

2018-09-08 17:47:01 UTC  

Whats this "above sea level" you refer to? 😛

2018-09-08 17:47:20 UTC  

🤔

2018-09-08 17:48:10 UTC  

That's what, like a 3h drive? That's less time than it takes for me to visit my grandmother, and she lives relatively close

2018-09-08 17:48:30 UTC  

3h drive and i'm in a different country, with a different language 😦

2018-09-08 17:49:31 UTC  

It takes like 7 hours to reach some towns on the highway at full fuckoff speed, and they're of even a third of the way up the province

2018-09-08 17:49:48 UTC  

Half my country is below the sea 😛