Message from @King Canuck
Discord ID: 490326309185257472
and he wore this at least twice a month
Lmao
he always spoke in "dramatic movie trailer voice"
"Have you read to good word of Marx?"
put way too much of his personality inot the fact he was in junior cadets
Even more lmao
no he was more of a militaryfag
despite
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He would always say shit like..
Are Italians white?
...oh yeah, i keep forgetting kingCanuck is a leaf
Teacher: X, where's your assignment?
X: ***It Fell Into The Void Of My Bag***
in movie trailer dramatic deep voice
shit like that. all the time.
im getting second hand embarrassment just hearing this
He once broke up with his *big titty goff gf* cause
He sounds like a Big bang theory character
get this
she smonked weed
and after they fucked he like...Bragged about it.
To everyone.
He works at a local poutine shop now. He has a cute little supervillain goatee on it
i am so glad bbt is going to end
or as he calls it
his "Osiris Beard"
poutine.. me and my canadian buddy have an arguement about that
i say chilli cheeze fries are the best
I once walked in wearing an amethyst crystal I picked up at some holistic shop
he looks at me
he always comes at me with that pouti crapne
***ah, I See You Have an Onyx Pillar. Onyx Fits Your Personality.***
"this is an amethyst, dumbass'
his coworkers start laughing
it was bad lighting so sure okay
Doesn't excuse him being an unstoppable duumbass
hey man - poutine with smoked brisket is fucking delicious
never had it, but that sounds good
At said poutinery you get a lot of customization
my usual is