Boots.

I was half-convinced he was gonna pull out a fucking gun

and he wore this at least twice a month

Lmao

he always spoke in "dramatic movie trailer voice"

"Have you read to good word of Marx?"

put way too much of his personality inot the fact he was in junior cadets

Even more lmao

no he was more of a militaryfag

despite

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He would always say shit like..

Are Italians white?

...oh yeah, i keep forgetting kingCanuck is a leaf

Teacher: X, where's your assignment?
X: ***It Fell Into The Void Of My Bag***

in movie trailer dramatic deep voice

shit like that. all the time.

im getting second hand embarrassment just hearing this

He once broke up with his *big titty goff gf* cause

He sounds like a Big bang theory character

get this

she smonked weed

and it was a loud and public breakup at lunch, too

and after they fucked he like...Bragged about it.

To everyone.

He works at a local poutine shop now. He has a cute little supervillain goatee on it

i am so glad bbt is going to end

or as he calls it

his "Osiris Beard"

poutine.. me and my canadian buddy have an arguement about that

i say chilli cheeze fries are the best

I once walked in wearing an amethyst crystal I picked up at some holistic shop

he looks at me

he always comes at me with that pouti crapne

***ah, I See You Have an Onyx Pillar. Onyx Fits Your Personality.***

"this is an amethyst, dumbass'

his coworkers start laughing

it was bad lighting so sure okay

Doesn't excuse him being an unstoppable duumbass

hey man - poutine with smoked brisket is fucking delicious

never had it, but that sounds good