Message from @King Canuck
Discord ID: 490326075616919554
No Furries ever
oH AND THIS ONE GUY
THIS FUCKING GUY
OKAy
this guy was a riot
Picture this;
bout five feet tall, vaguely italian looking kid. Bit darker, but mostly tan. Fit-ish. Walks into school one day and.
Camo pants. Camo shirt. Camo bandana. Top gun mirror shades. Camo backpack.
Dog tags.
Boots.
I was half-convinced he was gonna pull out a fucking gun
and he wore this at least twice a month
Lmao
he always spoke in "dramatic movie trailer voice"
"Have you read to good word of Marx?"
put way too much of his personality inot the fact he was in junior cadets
Even more lmao
no he was more of a militaryfag
despite
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Are Italians white?
...oh yeah, i keep forgetting kingCanuck is a leaf
Teacher: X, where's your assignment?
X: ***It Fell Into The Void Of My Bag***
in movie trailer dramatic deep voice
shit like that. all the time.
im getting second hand embarrassment just hearing this
He once broke up with his *big titty goff gf* cause
He sounds like a Big bang theory character
get this
she smonked weed
and it was a loud and public breakup at lunch, too
and after they fucked he like...Bragged about it.
To everyone.
He works at a local poutine shop now. He has a cute little supervillain goatee on it
i am so glad bbt is going to end
or as he calls it
his "Osiris Beard"
poutine.. me and my canadian buddy have an arguement about that
i say chilli cheeze fries are the best
I once walked in wearing an amethyst crystal I picked up at some holistic shop