Message from @MacAndSwiss

Discord ID: 491389990534905868


2018-09-17 23:26:47 UTC  

you ever seen robocop 2?

2018-09-17 23:26:51 UTC  

i want that in my car

2018-09-17 23:26:55 UTC  

oh yis

2018-09-17 23:26:58 UTC  

that looks cool

2018-09-17 23:27:03 UTC  

then you know what scene i mean

2018-09-17 23:27:05 UTC  

lol

2018-09-17 23:27:09 UTC  

*gets shocked with a taser overcharged with a car battery*

2018-09-17 23:27:24 UTC  

“I can’t feel my legs or arms”

2018-09-17 23:27:24 UTC  

just lock them in the suspect put its in aux and electrocute them

2018-09-17 23:27:38 UTC  

i have thought it would be cool to run a current through my car door handle, someone comes to open it other than me, they get a shock

2018-09-17 23:27:41 UTC  

brett kavanaugh went to college ..... anyone who goes to college is a conservative

2018-09-17 23:27:48 UTC  

What if your taser fails in taser practice?

2018-09-17 23:27:51 UTC  

watch how many leftests leave college

2018-09-17 23:27:54 UTC  

awe shit

2018-09-17 23:28:00 UTC  

i need more taser practice

2018-09-17 23:28:02 UTC  

Nice

2018-09-17 23:28:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/491389906053234698/image0.jpg

2018-09-17 23:28:09 UTC  

lol

2018-09-17 23:28:13 UTC  

thats funny shit

2018-09-17 23:28:23 UTC  

From living in Cali, quite a few. Though the amount of debt they have is disturbingly high.

2018-09-17 23:28:26 UTC  

i memba magnavolt

2018-09-17 23:29:26 UTC  

i love robocop2 memba

2018-09-17 23:29:32 UTC  

i memba

2018-09-17 23:30:01 UTC  

Pepperballs attachment on a pistol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/491390404277698560/image0.jpg

2018-09-17 23:31:04 UTC  

little rabbit shitballes

2018-09-17 23:31:07 UTC  

i almost got that in my face like 8 years ago

2018-09-17 23:31:30 UTC  

officer flame boi didnt have to because i surrendered

2018-09-17 23:31:37 UTC  

lmao wtf

2018-09-17 23:31:54 UTC  

meh thats not a story, i got one for you.

2018-09-17 23:31:56 UTC  

i know when to stop unlike most of my friends

2018-09-17 23:32:06 UTC  

oh i dont need to tell you that story

2018-09-17 23:32:17 UTC  

its on a need to know basis and its not important anyways

2018-09-17 23:32:46 UTC  

so we were seeing this homeless guy near work one day, he was sleeping on the picknick tables

2018-09-17 23:32:59 UTC  

the office called the cops on the guy to try to get him to go away

2018-09-17 23:33:11 UTC  

so the cops show up and ask him to leave a few times

2018-09-17 23:33:12 UTC  

he wont go

2018-09-17 23:33:26 UTC  

so the officer in front of him pulls out his taser an darts the guy

2018-09-17 23:33:32 UTC  

problem is

2018-09-17 23:33:40 UTC  

the homeless guy had a trenchcoat on

2018-09-17 23:33:46 UTC  

and the darts hit the coat