the glorious hammer and cicle will save us from the startvings

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seize the Mice of production?!

oh shit he got verified

the mice of production, im pissing my pants laughing over here

I live in an upper middle class white neighborhood so the socialism analogy is very fitting

sure, Laugh you Rat-supremacist!

Meanwhile the poor Mice are oppressed by the BourgoiBZZ flies

no wait the Bzzsoise

How does the snake that lives in the drainage ditch in our yard fit into all of this

he is the opressor

clearly a jew snake

Zionist Snake

he is phallic

so he is the enemy

wants his own Snake country

There's also a giant turtle that comes in our yard sometimes

hey hey leave my people alone

that tutle didnt hurt nobody

I wasn't saying anything bad about turtles

lol

Kim-Jong-Turtle you say?

#wewuzturtlekings

Turtles4lyfe

ninja or otherwise

Well this was entertaining

damn i have a habit of killing these rolling conversations

Not really

What about the army of squirrels in our shed

The wealthy elite

squirrels steal nuts for themselves, so they must be capatolists right?

More like crapitalist am I right <:commie:463087263153258506> <:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962>

lol

*tweets from brand new phone while at starbucks* I hate capitalism

seeing the communist flag so much recently got me thinking the other day. How many lefties would even know what in the hell to do with a hammer and cicle if you handed them one

Kim-Jong-Turtle!!

thats kim-jong-bowser

What's a sickle even for

I think a lot of leftists assume a sickle is a weapon

wheat harvesting

Yup